King Kamala

Or Larry Holmes could fight Bowe. Ooh all these dream matches between washed up boxers is causing me to salivate.

Kevin Nash Vs Hollywood Hogan (1-4-99 Nitro) Just watched this on a Best of Kevin Nash tape I got for $3 or $4. What a god damn disgrace and the event that ultimately marked the end of WCW. 40,000+ fans at the Georgia Dome and they screwed it up in the worst possible way.

On Cold Pizza it said Bowe's fighting a British fighter (Ironic considering all the Tyson comparsions in the thread) named Wayne Llewelyn, who was last seen getting knocked out by Jameel McCline in the first round. Let's go to the tale of the tape Wayne Llwelyn Age: 34 Stance: Southpaw Height: 6'3'' Hometown:Beckenham, England Record: 27-5 (20 KOs) Last fight: April 15th, 2004 ( Loss via a 1st round KO to Jameel McCline) Riddick Bowe Age: 37 Stance: Orthodox Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Record: 40-1 (KO 32) Last Fight: December 14th, 1996 (Win via DQ over "The Nutcracker" Andrew Golota) The two seem pretty evenly matched (IE they both suck). I bet Bowe wins via stoppage in the 7th or 8th round. Llwelyn seems bad enough for Bowe to beat.

Super Calo as a hip hop dance instructor (He could come down to the ring with a bunch of other jobbers teaching them how to get their groove on) La Parka as a ghost Dusty Rhodes as the man La Parka is haunting Lee Marshall as Tony Orlando's bastard brother Hulk Hogan as a walarus

Bobby Walker got thrown into the pool by Kevin Sullivan, I believe. Damn it's so easy to get the two confused.

I think there might be a pic of him in DDTdigest.com's downfall of WCW in pictures page. Man WCW Saturday Night and WCW Worldwide were some of my favorite shows as a mark. I almost always enjoyed the midcarders more than the main eventers in WCW even as a mark. This thread brings back some good memories. Dammit someone post a Gambler thread!

I always get Hardbody Harrison confused with Hardwork Bobby Walker. I think Hardbody Harrison had his hair bleached and had his beard bleached, therefore making him look like James Earl Jones in the Cay (That's a 10 for obscure references). I remember Hardwork Bobby Walker rising to the level of JTTS. In fact I remember seeing Bobby Walker squash a young Jamie Noble on WCW Saturday Night.

Women's Trampoline is an event!? Women's trampoline is an event!? Somebody at the IOC must have been really drunk and really horny one night...

I remember Bowe in prison said Lennox Lewis was ducking HIM about a year or so back.

Joe Schmoe: The Complete First Season (I've heard the US one bleeps the swearing. But I got it in Canada and everything seems intact, except they blur Kip's wang) Prince: Rave Un2 The Year 2000 (Anything where Morris Day shows up swinging on a vine and then bursts into a rendition of Jungle Love is gold to me.) The Big Lebowski Donnie Darko Goodfellas: Special Edition

Tastes like carbonated grape Kool Aid, not bad but certainly nothing I'd drink regularly. Besides I'm not much of a grape soda fan.

That was Meldrick Taylor who had to go to one of the three or four states without an athletic commission to box, because there is absolutely no way any state with an athletic commission would let him box. Riddick Bowe is the guy who became a mall security guard and eventually kidnapped his kids. My thoughts, is that the heavyweight division is so abysmal, that if Riddick Bowe rattles off three or four straight wins, he could become a top ten contender.

HHH as an effeminate Wal Mart clerk Hulk Hogan as a middle school gym teacher (He could throw dodgeballs at his opponent) The Undertaker as a bitter drunk Booker T as a saxophone player Brian Knobbs as a giant marshmellow

You know the one music video channel that absolutely kicks ass, VH1 Classics. Not just the obvious stuff on there, some obscure shit. The VJs aren't overly annoying and it's all music videos all the time (Except when they air Classic Concerts). And besides they had Hulk Hogan guest VJ once.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Jake Roberts. On Heroes of Wrestling (Which was almost five years ago), he looked god awful. He was never juiced up, but god damn it he looked like he ate Sam Houston.

The Barbarian as a disgruntled 7-11 employee Chris Jericho as a strip club DJ Lex Luger as a background dancer Hacksaw Jim Duggan as a competitive eater Brian Adams coming out dressed as an orange, that way they could call him Orange Crush. The Iron Shiek as a fruit vendor Kamala as a belly dancer The Killer Bees as pet store owners Sid as a skateboarder

Tidal wave?

Your facial reaction looks like you just crapped your pants in front of a bunch of people and you're extremely embarrassed.

I don't know where you're hearing how good Fuse is, but Fuse isn't really all it's cracked up to be. Sure it's 24/7 music (Well music related at least), but the music videos are just as bad as the dreck MTV shows from time to time. I prefer old school MTV2 from three or four years back.

I like Best Week Ever, it ranges from mediocre to almost the level of I Love the 80's. None of the panelists actively annoy me and most of them are fairly decent. Now A2Z on the other hand makes me yearn for the days of VH1 ILL-ustrated. No one is funny on that show and a good 2/3rds of the panelists are so unfunny that I want throw my TV out the window.

I saw this trailer before Napoleon Dynamite, doesn't look like anything special or original. Johnny Knoxville hasn't really done anything worthwhile since Jackass (And even then I think Bam Margera was the star of the show. His stuff was slightly less homoerotic than Johnny and Steve O's stuff)

I don't get why you had to post an entire thread based on a two hit wonder from ten years ago. Now I'm off to post a Deep Blue Something thread....

Prince-Around The World In A Day: Has three or four classics but the rest ranges from forgettable filler to pretty good. I can see why so many people were disapointed with this album.

Got back from Prince at the Fleet Center. Maceo Parker opened, was a damn good opening act but played for 10-15 minutes too long. Then Prince got on and blew the roof off the place for 2+ hours. Played everyone of his hits (Besides the ones he doesn't play because he's a Jehovah's witness), the only noticable omission was Diamonds and Pearls. But still it was the best concert I've ever been to.

A-Train as a narcoleptic private investigator Jim Neidhart as a sideshow freak (He could walk out and someone could hit him in the stomach with a cannonball) Sensational Sherry as a Bingo champion Barry Horowitz as a guy with a foot fetish Mike Rotunda as a man with irritable bowel syndrome (Just so the announcers can say the former IRS is suffering from IBS) Jake Roberts as a drama instructor Marc Mero as a cyborg.