King Kamala

Yeah, as someone said earlier, I think they were going to bring in Bryan Clarke. I remember a Vic Venom Informer column around the time of WrestleMania XIII or so that hinted that Crush was going to leave The Nation of Domination and reform Demolition to fight 'em off.

I'm glad I escape Venkman's wrath by being 20 and 2/3rds years old.

Shit...I totally forgot "Memory Motel" when mentioning favorite songs. Great, great song...too bad the album its off of isn't very good at all.

I don't know if it was the fact that I was watching The Muppet Show during this boarding session or the Steel Reserve but I'm in a great mood that even my roommate walking in and ruining any chances of a potential wank session can't ruin.

And to think, this almost ended in a Kamala-Glasscock feud. Crisis averted! By the time, he wakes up tomorrow morning for junior high, he'll be none the wiser!

Well, tonight, fortunately, you guys are my outlet as everybody else I talk to seems to be busy sleeping and doing homework and shit.

I'd like to think I helped start this chain of events by bitching about Brody, KOAB. Together though, we all made it work. If anything, this shows that royalty should work together more often.

That's what happens when there's only like 10 regular posters. That's true but for whatever reason (justified or no)- a lot of people are intimidated by said regulars. I'm sure me and Cheech could do totally bitching threads about classic rock that rocks but I'm a bit afraid of getting caught in the cross hairs of a zinger and looking like a dope. Looking like a dope ranks up high up there in my greatest fears.

See my problem with the music folder isn't with the quality of discussion (which is very good on the whole) but the narrowness of its range.

Regret is a strong word for something I probably won't remember all that well in three months but I think if I have more nights like this, it will affect me in next year's poster tournament. I just hope KOAB doesn't hate me.

Also...Brody's ruined two threads of mine about artists that haven't been relevant for decades. Though in retrospect, The Beach Boys thread didn't really have much potential in the first place.

Listen---I'm starting to sober up. I don't want any internet arguments with anybody. They're retarded. I've done my best to avoid them in my six and a half years here and I hope to continue to avoid them. If I've offended anyone by being mildly offended, I apologize. If it makes you feel better, I'm going to regret every post I made tonight in the morning.

Jesus Christ, KOAB. Don't get your panties in a knot about me getting my panties in a knot. I was being facetious about Brody actually being banned. And my problem is not being offended by his shocking posts but being bored by them. Also check gary floyd's blog...I made the same comment a few days before he ruined my Michael Jackson thread (hey...it still might catch fire!). My problem isn't Bob Barron's use of the n word, it's his overuse of it. I'm more offended I've seen Milky, AoO, and Czech use the N word on occasion and haven't blinked an eye. I'm as offended by his lack of creativity in insults as I am with him using that word.

I like bob barron but I'm also not convinced that he's not a racist or at the very least kind of prejudiced! And whining is his schtick. You get used to it...sometimes. But like I said I like Bob Barron...always have, always will...unless he confirms that he's a racist in which case I'll be conflicted due to my white guilt.

I don't get that reference. Also I don't want to call out Amnesia Glasscock cause it surely would be the most lackluster feud in TSM history. What's the storyline? Two second-tier posters that everybody kind of likes but no one really cares about battle it out to find out who's runner up to KOAB for "drunken posting" supremacy?

EHME seems like a nice guy...he's just easily agitated. And let's face it, he's kind of baited into a lot of feuds. We just love watching e-beefs here and EHME is one guy you can always guarantee will take part in it. To a lesser extent, the first part of the statement rings true for Barron. Good poster, just takes the internet a bit too seriously. To get all Danny Tanner on your asses, I think deep down, all of us are more alike than we are different. In general, we just find it more entertaining (and maybe easier) to be snarky assholes than to just try and be cordial. Czech's victory over Black Lushus in the posters tournament two or three years back as an example of this. Geez, in a strange twist, now I'm taking the internet too seriously! I was going to call out Amnesia Glasscock but realizing he's probably in bed right now, I'll refrain.

I don't think pbone's an awful poster as a whole but he's awful in No Holds Barred. Bare in mind that I'm mildly resentful that I think he's a member of the Secret Board for Jerks. I mean he's not bad for a younger poster but really? Like that dumb fucking limey who keeps changing his name and virtually every other poster under the age of 21 (myself included), he board way too hard at times. I'm also a little bit drunk right now due to the fact I have no classes on Wednesday. Fake edit: Woah a typo! A rare mistake for me. That Steel Reserve is really having a effect on me.

yeah but pbone's like 16 if I frequented this folder at that age I'd be exactly like him...EHME should know better. Really, just like EHME-Barron, there are no winners.

The thing about Brody is his pathetic stories about his personal life are good on occasion but he brings nothing else to the table. Look at Milky, yeah he brings it with the depraved stories but take away the skeeze and he's still a good poster. Do that to Brody and you have absolutely nothing.

I don't know if the same rang true for everybody's wrestling rumor mills down at the playground but I think Yokozuna was a rumored new member for virtually every stable (WWF or WCW) from approximately 1996 to 1999. One of my buddies even thought Yokozuna was going to be the third man at Bash at The Beach '96.

Venturing into The Jackson 5 catalog, I realize that they're like most bubblegum pop bands. Plenty of good-great singles but very little else. Destiny is a solid precursor to Michael's solo career though. I think I prefer The Jacksons to The Jackson 5...and yes there is a (slight) difference!

I suggested this to gary floyd (I think it was gary floyd) and I figured I'd bring it up to the whole party. I think almost all of us can agree that Brody's schtick is getting tiresome. Even the anecdotes from his pathetic life are getting kind of dull. My suggestion to this is we ban him and then bring him back once every other year or so for a few months when we start to miss his sub Milkian stories of sexual depravity and wacky pictures of him and his weird, backward looking kinfolk. What I'm trying to say is he's the quintessential poster best enjoyed in small doses. Though maybe we should wait to see how this Russian Bride saga pans out...

In-ring product...It has to be 1995. Has to be. The first eight months or so of the year were just downright brutal for WWF and WCW. I was obsessed with wrestling for virtually my entire childhood and adolescence (and to a lesser extent, now as an adult) and even I tuned out around the time of King of The Ring that year. Overall...probably 2007. There's no way that the Benoit murder-suicide isn't the darkest event in wrestling history. The wrestling wasn't terrible but everything that happened out of the ring pretty much was.

Well, Cops and Robbersons, Nothing But Trouble, and Oh Heavenly Dog show us that Chevy Chase is no arbiter of cinematic quality. Speaking of Chevy, has anybody read the authorized biography on him that came out a year or so ago? I'm really curious to read it given all of the stuff I've read about him being a massive asshole.