King Kamala

Marlon Jackson wants to build a resort in Nigeria memorializing slavery and the life and times of The Jackson 5 Um...OK.

Eh, why the hell not? This is probably the first time I've posted in The Sports Folder twice in one day in ages. Last time, I remember posting in one of these threads, I remember Bob Barron scoffing at me for predicting that The Marlins would finish around .500 in '03. AL East New York- 96 Boston-90 Tampa Bay-88 Toronto- 79 Baltimore- 71 AL Central Cleveland- 86 Minnesota- 84 Chicago-79 Detroit-74 Kansas City-70 AL West Anaheim- 94 Oakland- 85 Texas-75 Seattle-60 NL East Philadelphia- 97 Atlanta-89 New York-87 Florida-79 Washington-61 NL Central Chicago-94 Milwaukee-88 St. Louis-84 Cincinnati- 75 Houston-67 Pittsburgh-63 NL West Los Angeles- 90 San Francisco- 84 Arizona-78 Colorado- 74 San Diego- 70

Yeah, I agree with you there, Czech RE: The Hornets. Being upset about The Saints is one thing but since when has New Orleans any sort of attachment to The Hornets? I'd be fine with them moving to Seattle.

Actually, it has. It premiered after Super Bowl XXXIII (Broncos-Falcons) which was the '99 edition.

So Mickey Rourke is definitely not doing WrestleMania 25? I thought he wasn't but I keep seeing people refer to him fighting Jericho at WrestleMania 25? Who's misguided; me or them?

Yeah---I've been on The Brody Backlash bandwagon since the beginning but really I don't see the outrage with this one. I mean- one of the purposes of this thread is to post unsettling shit. Fake edit: Well my self imposed exile from posting in NHB lasted a day---and I broke it to defend Brody. Yeesh!

I've realized that the thing to be afraid of RE: starting threads in this folder is the fact that they get no response, presumably because people are frightened of said elitists.

Saw this for a second time tonight. Interesting crowd reaction to the match with Necro. First time I saw it, the audience was sort of disgusted/shocked at it but this audience seemed mildly amused. Sick bastards! Also, I think the scenes with Evan Rachel Wood sort of drag the movie down. Still, think it should have gotten a Best Picture nomination and it was one of my favorites of '08.

1. He's got a remarkable tan. A bronze god, if you will. 2. His hair is stupendous. 3. He's banged way hotter broads than me. 4. He probably thinks that Leena bitch is fugly and would never even think of sucking up to her- even jokingly. Again---he's banged way hotter broads than me. 5. He isn't afraid to tell internet wrestling sensation CM Punk what's on his mind. 6. GFYM 7. He was briefly moderator of one of the wrestling folders. A position I strive for and have yet to be able to achieve. 8. He's banged way hotter broads than any of you! 9. As an employee of a pizza place, I'm sure he knows how to make at least a decent pizza. I once left the cardboard thingy on the bottom on a frozen pizza. 10. He is an arbiter of sexiness for WWE Divas. I have virtually no standards. There, now I'll see you guys in a little while.

Yeah, I'm going to try and take a short exile from No Holds Barred. I'll be here on the top half of the board though. I'd like to reiterate that what I said was tongue in cheek, I guess I just didn't play it well enough. Again, Cheech and I believe a few others (Dandy maybe?) can vouch for me. I apologize profusely and again I'll accept any punishment I receive from TSM High Courts.

I was faking it. Cheech Tremendous can vouch for me. At the beginning of this ordeal, I PMd him, thinking this was a joke by The DMC saying that I would jokingly suck up to Leena. I was also talking about it in the chat before you came in, CWM. I can't believe people didn't read my posts yesterday and didn't realize they were (poor) attempts at humor. If you want to punish me for it, that's fine. I probably should take a break from boarding.

Yeah, if we're going to just ban EHME from No Holds Barred then we should ban Marvin from Current Events.

I don't think they buried him either, personally. It was an odd way to end a career but in the long run, I don't think it hurt his legacy all that much. I think Dusty Rhodes's run was kind of like Rikishi in '00. He was an over, fun-loving upper mid-carder who won most of his feuds but didn't really seem to be headed towards the main event.

I don't think it's strayed too far from its original vision but the E! Network has gotten a lot worse in the past half decade or so. As I said in CTDWAT, I blame two things, 1. E! True Hollywood Story now mostly covers actual celebrities. I miss when they did 'em on has beens and never weres. 2. The proliferation of countdown shows. And I like these stupid countdown shows but E!'s are just terrible. Oh and they completely misused the rights to air SNL reruns. You think if you had the right to show reruns of America's most celebrated and longest running sketch comedy show you'd show more than once a week and not rotate between the same ten or so episodes, no?

I remember the Rockers vs Orient Express match fairly well. The Rockers lost when Shawn took a handful of salt to the eyes from Mr. Fuji. While I don't remember much about the Brutus Beefcake match, I have pictures of him making his entrance, and Genius reading a poem in the ring. The Ultimate Warrior vs Mr Perfect match was a lot of fun. Where did you find that listing? The History of WWE

I'd fuck "Outlaw" Ron Bass before I fuck Nicole Bass. And yeah, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought London came off as bitter as hell but I guess he's just pandering to his fanbase.

If there's a way we could ban him from No Holds Barred and let him post elsewhere, I'd be for that. But as a simple yes or no question...eh, I'll say let him back in. With EHME, I've always had kind of a damned if you do, damned if you don't approach. I don't think the board is any better or worse without him.

Whether you like Taker or not- you have to admit that was pretty awesome. I was going to indy shows a lot in that time period (late '01/early '02) and idiots were saying "WHAT?" during promos during those shows. Didn't get the phenomenon at all.

It seems like I say this every two weeks but this was one of the craziest couple of hours in my time at TSM. I hope people aren't really upset about me play-sucking up to Leena. Anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of King Kamala Classic knows that my opinion of her ranges from apathy to mild disdain. I did actually like a few of her ideas though...namely changing LSD to a Porn folder. Not enough porn here.

Don't forget the pre-debut vignettes they had for him where Dusty was working various, blue collar jobs. "You can beat my prices but you can't beat my meat!"

Like I said I hate internet beef. I'm willing to shake hands with the devil to see a united TSM!

I expected it from truthiness and KOAB. I apologize profusely to CWM and the rest of the moderating staff. I guess I've lost any chance I had at being in charge of General Wrestling

THE NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

That was doctored.

For the record- I never supported this banning of EHME, with him, it's damned if you do and damned if you don't. I don't think this board is better off with him but I don't think it's better off without him either.