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I am going to request that no one suggest that WWE bring back the Animotion theme. I know someone is going to say it, but don't. Just don't.

I'm not a racist, so when I call someone a nigger that means I'm really mad.

I like how "Maria" and "Ashley" are trademarked names.

Yeah, I'm sure Vince really goes around calling his friends "nigga".

That's not actually part of the preview.

I think we all know Vince has been waiting for years to say "nigga" on TV. He finally got the balls to do it.

HOLD UP. Vince said "nigga"?

That Jake guy just looked ridiculous. Didn't Sam Greco wrestle in NWA Wildside for a while? Was he any good?

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What a great dude.

Honestly, I had never seen it until today. But i'll change it if it makes you all feel better.

So, I was looking around the net, and I found this site........ Parodies of wrestling themes For example, we have this parody of Chris Jericho's theme: Next up, this humorous spoof of Rey Mysterio's theme, "619", entitled "Eat Some Pie": This parody of the D-Generation X theme is sure to tickle your funnybone: Finally, we have a parody of Hulk Hogan's "Real American", which ironically enough, is about the Macho Man: Please click the link, people. There's plenty more where that came from!

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Wait, you put a tampon in your mouth more than once??

Well, no matter who is doing the writing, it's a philosophy I think TNA would be wise to follow. Get the writing team to rack their fucking brains and come up with something interesting. Or at least watch popular TV dramas and copy storylines. Either way they need to get out of the wrestling bubble.

TNA isn't going to succeed just being a wrestling company. I know they're all about the in-ring product, but they really need to come up with some compelling story arcs. I mean they really should hire some soap opera writers and just let them run wild, and not force them to come up with lame comedy like WWE does. TNA really shouldn't be using WWE as a model for their shows. They should be using Desperate Housewives. I'm really fucking serious. I know this may lead to flaming or a mention in "TSM Brings the Idiocy" but I don't care. Unless they start really doing blow-away matches on free TV on a regular basis or doing really good storylines, I, and most other wrestling fans, have no reason to watch Impact.

I like Bob Barron. I just love it when someone unleashes a particularly vicious dis on another poster. Micah Glossinger was the best at flaming Barron though. Sass forgot to mention Bob's tampon-sucking escapades.

I accidentally posted a message about TNA in this thread.

Wait what the fuck?

Well, to be fair, I don't think there have been any posts about you today. But Michael is still upset that you banned him. In fact, he says he would like to be a mod at TSM, so he could ban you! Also, he thinks you're gay and you whack off to "Misawa and Kawada porn".

At the Pit, they're having this big HTQ-bashing session. Sass called Barron a tool, and Bob wanted to know why he felt that way.

This one is better.

OH MAN THE DEMON'S GONNA BE THERE TOO