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He said WWF.

"Is HBO here"? I don't get it.

Dated pop culture reference!! Now all we need is a gay joke and we have a Piper WCW promo.

Sadly, he's been more coherent tonight than in the past several months of Raws. At least he hasn't started yelling "PIPER'S THE MAN!! PIPER'S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!" like he does for HHH.

Is Jesse Ventura in the crowd or am I seeing things?

What were Kevin Dunn's idea for the Invasion? I remember that he was seen by some as the guy who ruined it, but why?

It just started. I guess they're doing Piper and Hogan's inductions on TV.

If I'm not mistaken, I believe it was actually the next night on Nitro. I know Mysterio and Juventud beat Muta and Vampiro for the titles the next night. I meant Kronik jobbed to them a few weeks later, but initially they didn't want to. Sadly, New Blood Rising looked before hand like it could have been a pretty good show on paper. Everyone knew that the ladder match was going to be a good spotfest, but it seemed like Storm/Awesome had the potential to be really good (and it could have if not for the dumbass booking) and so did Booker/Jarrett, which wasn't too bad but wasn't amything special.

For those wondering why Muta and Vampiro beat Kronik in that impromptu match, WCW wanted to pass the titles along to Mysterio and Juventud, but Kronik refused to job to the small guys. I believe they did lose to them a few weeks later, though.

Demon was part of Vampiro's stable at the time, and Sting and Vampiro were feuding.

Well OK, I don't know if it was the 700 Club, but I'm guessing it was.

What kind of bar plays The 700 Club on their TV?

Batista. There's no one left on Raw for HHH to feud with, so they'll give it to Batista for a few months before HHH wins it back and they can build up a new big face for him to lose and win the title back from. Cena. I'm picking him because I've read that WWE is planning a Cena/Angle ME for Judgment Day. I'm not as sure about this one as I am about the Raw ME though. I was picking Benoit, just because I knew that's what the whole buildup was leading to. Eddie. He wasn't just going to lose the belt after a month. Brock. This one was a no-brainer, since Angle was going to miss a few months after this match. HHH. When he started making the racist comments towards Booker, I thought there was no way he could win, but once he started backpedaling from those comments, I knew it was to justify him retaining. HHH, although I wasn't completely sure. It all depended on whether HHH/Jericho or Rock/Hogan was the last match. Once Rock/Hogan went on 3rd from the top, I knew HHH was winning the title. Austin. It was in his home state, so I knew he was winning. Rock. I had expected for months that WM16 would be Rock regaining the title. Still, I thought the four-way was an odd choice, because I figured that Foley winning would piss off the half of the audience that wanted Rock to win, and vice versa. However, I thought that there simply could be no way a heel would win. I was shocked when I found out HHH won.

So, Dennis Haskins came to my college tonight. He didn't reveal too much about the show that hasn't been discussed here, except that T.K. Carter was asked to stay on as Mylo when Good Morning, Miss Bliss became Saved by the Bell, but turned it down because he didn't like the deal they offered (had he stayed, The Max would have been Mylo's). Also, they wanted Heather Hopper, who played Nicki, to stay on, but her mother wanted her character and Zack to be equal, and the producers weren't willing to do that. I got his autograph and asked him about when he was seen in the crowd on Raw a few years ago, and he told me that he's a friend of Bill Goldberg. So, Mr. Belding is a totally great dude, not that you guys couldn't have figured that out by yourselves.

It sounds kind of like Eric Bischoff's theme.

Is there any proof that this is real? There are a lot of fake GNR tracks online.

So wait, is this the case that we were all talking about last year? Or is it something different?

King of the Road match? Black Scorpion? David Arquette winning the title? Has RD Reynolds taken over wwe.com?

Actually, I don't believe that's true. From what I've read, Andre's last match was just a month before he died, and it was a comedy match in All Japan with him teaming with Giant Baba. I think. I could be completely wrong about that.

I thought the Rick James thing was incredibly overrated. On the other hand, Wayne Brady pulling a drive-by was just about the funniest thing I've ever seen.

This is off-topic, but I didn't want to start a new thread: What does Gary Capetta do for ROH?

Man, I would have thought Jose would be too good for something like this.

He did. He said that if Clinton was the "first black president", he wanted to be the second.

And by an "automotive", I think he means he wants car companies to advertise on WWE programs.

I would guess he means when the first WWE movie is released.