The Amazing Rando

Bambi 3 should be a cartoon remake of "KIDS"

*marks the FUCK out* I'll be in the theater opening night for this.

I thought Flower was a girl skunk

Bambi will roll in tar until he is black, pierce his budding antlers, and then start listening to Linkin Park. Thumper will freebase and have lots of sex.

Edge & Christian teamed on RAW back in late-2004 and there was no noticeable ratings spike. But that was the "Edge destroys Christian afterwards" match, which could have legitimately turned Christian face had he attacked Edge later for it. Edge and Christian...when they are on the same page...just click. Sure there were parts in Monday's match that dragged somewhat, but overall it really showed the casual viewer how much E&C are above the newer tag teams. It also helped that JR & King really tried to put over their history and how well they worked together. I hated them back in 2000 when they did most of their really good stuff, and looking back on it now I just enjoy the hell out of it. They were cowardice, goofy, and were over as heels. People wanted to see them tore apart, and when they repeatedly tried to back out of tag title matches (only to win them in the end) it just made the fans hate them more. As for the 5.0... well, we just have to wait until next week.

Go back and watch SummerSlam 2000, and E&C's entrance into TLC1. The glasses Christian sports are PERFECT. Note: I could be wrong, and this could actually be from later that year with the Hardyz/E&C cage...but I doubt it.

Oy... you ain't kidding. I apologize, but my focus is ripped apart.

Dick Laurent is dead.

...and then Tommy Shaw screams, but not cause of the reveal, but because he realizes two years prior they were playing in packed stadiums, and were now in small theaters. ...but then "Don't Let It End" plays and everyone is happy again.

I highly doubt Drury has gotten the Secret Ending, let ALONE the Frog Ending or the Best Ending. That is just way too much of a one sided fight.

Seriously...i just think they should have made him into the next Doink. A giant roided Doink would have been completely unexpected. They could have even given him the combo Doink/Brock music... *clown music* DUN DUN DUN *evil death march* similiar to the heel Doink music, but with that nazi-ish feel.

See, if they had pitched that at church I might still be religious. They really went about this whole afterlife all wrong. I love how some on the Korn board (watching the fallout is fun) are saying, "why couldn't he stay with the band?" Gee, I don't know. Maybe because the lead singer HATES all things related to Christianity and it doesn't help Head to constantly hear Davis badmouth his religion and get tats of nuns being raped. That might cause some issues between Head and Davis but I really can't imagine why. Me either. Seems perfectly acceptable. HEAD should have went to Catholicism so that Davis could have gotten tats of altar boys being raped...then everything would have been kosher.

My favorite Inspector Gadget was in Switzerland I think, with the gold bars and the cuckoo clock maker, and the riddle or whatever that Penny solved with the statues that caused everything to crumble and be destroyed (i think). I must have watched that 100 times when i was younger, but damn if i can remember much about it.

OMG WTF?!

I never considered Seinfeld to have actual theme music. It might have had music that was sort of it's general segue music, and was sometimes played for like 5 seconds at the start of an episode...but i never considered that it's "theme" no matter how identifiable it is.

will he (Brian Welch) now put out an album called "Follow My Leader" featuring the SMASH HIT SINGLE "Christ On A Cross"? Feeling like our Christ on a cross (do you see the light)? Without him all our souls would be lost? Note: And so ends my input on this.

Scorpio for life. Fuck that shit. I didn't get so good in bed to have that shit change on me.

My favorite idea behind that Little Mermaid lyric is that Ariel is singing about a ship full of stuff from people that probably died when the boat sank. She's a bitch.

Well didn't the cast say that none of them knew what that voice-over was...or whether there was any to begin with.

The one from the first season I believe where Winnie is sick at the end and Kevin goes to her house and ends up underneath the tree in her front yard as "My Girl" plays over it... Damn did that used to choke me up.

Points to saying "gimpy" anywhere around a Von Erich namedrop.

There's a unique combo. Like saying someone was a cross between The Goon and Demolition Ax.

The words "wrecking ball" just never seem to come when I need them, as that whole section had me rolling. The show host hanging himself at the end was a perfect closer.

If they hate it...then they don't get it. It was perfect. It's exactly what it's supposed to be. Nothing more, nothing less. It's not trying to tell a story, nor does it have a message. It's just random funny shit. I hope some of this shit is up for download in the next few days.