The Amazing Rando

Go back and read it again. I will have to find the software again and remember where i left off. I think I have it all on my desktop. I don't have enough hours in the day to do all of my inane buffoonary.

No. Wait till Tuesday (see, i know how to get people to tune in)

closer to Fook's. At least I have Tuesday night's free and can use that to my advantage...and hell, I got the guest lined up for week 2 already...unless he gets busy at the last minute....then i'm fucked.

Coming soon to TSM… Three men take a look through the cracks of one of the most eclectic message boards in history… Rando: From post whore to just simply a whore, the main attention seeker of the group jumps from thread to thread, even and especially where he isn’t needed or wanted, to throw out silly one-liners and long-winded monologues on everything he can. Sometimes he brings the quality, sometimes the comedy, and other times the simply dreadful…what more could you ask for? Jingus: Do you live in Nashville? No? Lucky you. Then you probably have never heard of Jingus. He's one of those Dave Prazack/Joel Gertner types, whose lack of athletic ability make them do ring intros, television & video commentary, manage, ref, book, drive, and even occasionally wrestle... yet aren't really wrestlers. But he does know real pro wrestlers. REAL fuckin' wrestlers. You want to peek behind the curtain? You want a glimpse of what he's seen? He's willing to give it to you. Always... ...but there is a price. Muggy: He lives to hate Triple and Nipple H and is the third in command... it's like the bronze medal, only he has no atheletic skill. You've seen him around on several different boards, and while he hasn't had tons of posts or caused any controversy...yet... He’s been the fly on the wall during a lot of things, and the information he possesses is possibly astounding. In his own words “I'll do my best not to fuck it up.” Every Tuesday, these three will take a look at the previous week of board happenings, giving you, the reader, their own unique commentary, but they will also be joined by one poster that will share their own viewpoints about what they have gone through as a member of TSM Nation. This week, we sit down with Failed Mascot, a man who has fallen into the crosshairs more than a few times in the last couple of weeks, and above all will never pray for the safety of the president. I’m sure someone will freeze when they read what he has to say this Tuesday! You better believe me, cause if you don’t, that’s flamebaiting. So come one, come all… for… Three On Tue (Note: Hopefully this will be done by Midnight EST on Tuesday night this week and every week hereafter...hence the name.)

Under Pressure I Want to Break Free One of those, maybe? Headlong

FOUR FIFTY!!

What a fucking Kawada style kick... Akio's head nearly snapped off.

The switching hands and crossface halo counters were awesome.

"The Show Must Go On" I fucking LOVE that song...

As HeldDown heads off the air, Zack Malibu walks to his limosuine, passing screaming fans as he rounds the corner and looks toward his vehicle... "What the..." The camera spins, and Zack's limo looks to be a little worse for wear...windows shattered, tires destroyed, not to mention the fact that it is upside down. "...FUCK!" He rushes the car, only to suddenly be thrown back by a pyrotechnic explosion coming from the underside of the overturned car. Explosions rocket to the sky and a ring of fire burns around the perimeter of the car. As Zack stands up, he looks toward the car to see a few men walking around inside the ring, coming from behind the car. "Nice ride." "Yeah, it's the BOMB." The men are the Disciples of Chaos, chuckling over the destruction they have caused. Zack can only stare in disbelief as the fire rises up around the three men, and they lean up against the broken limosuine. Malibu walks off, and Matthew Harms can be heard calling in the distance. "Hope you got insurance!!" (i can't believe i waited so long to post this tripe.)

When the hell did f'n NONPOINT cover THAT?! Are they insane?! Also...the drums in that song still rock your house, my house, and everybody else's.

They broadcast drinking and the kids making out. And this one dude had like dancers at his party. But I mean you knew those kids were allowed to fuck at that party. Oh I know they were, OJ Hart called me on his cellphone from the hottub. Pretty wild party I must say.

I'm sorry I didn't get anything in, luckily the stuff can be a HELDDOWN EXCLUSIVE. Coming tomorrow night probably.

You can use MSWord, as it has really good brightness/contrast things in there. If that doesn't work, try Paint, or something. I can't remember the link offhand, though i'm sure it's saved on this computer somewhere. Oh, I remember, but you are going to have to figure it out yourself.

8 is all about brightness and contrast, and fucking with them until something shows up. It's not about the background, it's all about the words. NYU helped me with this, and now we are both stuck (i would assume) on 13...which is insane.

It's a sailboat.

i got to 13, with help from NYU, and then I fell apart. But I solved 12, and he didn't...so HA!

oh fuck.

Current Events: Contains information on what to do when you realize you just "blue" yourself in a red state. Puroresu - Japanese for tradition, Australian for beer, and American for "Jushin who?"

Stable Pride. Sorry, man.

That HBK shirt is GOLD.... Nail through the crotch indeed.

I'll get you, Captain of Outer Space, if it's the last thing I do. Hey Steve! It's "EH STEVE~!"

I swear to GOD that Cena has Ortonface. The smirk and everything. It's so bizarre.

Heidenreich looks awesome, and i can't tell if that is Orton or Cena next to Funaki. It *really* looks like Orton, but the hair/shorts has me on the fence.

*goes hunting for that* EDIT: ROOMIES~! - the 11 page thread that damn near proved (outside of Johnson) that HD can get along and actually nearly accomplish something. Roomies: Episode 1 - THE BET~! ...the first and only Roomies episode and subsequent thread of mockery. Episode Two never finished. Or started.