The Amazing Rando

I want to save the world. See ya next Xmas.

damn. seriously. Cortez is going to end up with high blood pressure cause of us. Or a gun.

"Spy Gunter" is the new Swedish Wrestling Phenomenon and Secret Agent.

i was gonna make a crack about "The Second Coming" being his finisher... Actually...maybe Val Venis should have that finisher.

Someone needs to steal that "Mercenaries" commercial and make a WWE commercial out of it.

CANDIDO VS. STYLES!!! OMG WTF?!

heeeey...me too. BE DIALING!

Tonight on THE CLUB~!! Investor Greg vs. Maffit HEADS WILL ROLL New General Manager Derrick vs. Allison Melnick, Hell In A Dancing Cage!

Who? What was the who for? Jim Neidhart = Who

EVERYTHING. MOTHERFUCKER. But does the WWE need to worry about a group of low level fighters invading their turf.....I mean Smackdown already has Puder. InVasion.

Who?

Orgasmic bliss for Rudo.

"Find out what happens when 10 girls stop being polite, and start licking the shit out of each other!" DIVA SEARCH 2005~

Ohhhhhhhh...Rudo, Rudo, Rudo Three R's will save the day Oh Rudo, Rudo, Rudo Steph he'll surely slay! OH-LAY~ EDIT: Well, I meant to edit that...but oh well... Now it's the match we've waited all night for...that has no backstory, history, or anything else.

Like what? thoughts and prayers?

...CK

FU...

This should follow RR94, and have Taker disappear....forever. BRING BACK MARTY JANNETY!

Hearse.... Big Truck... something.... I think the words "I just laid the Smackdown on your crippled ass....now come here I want to show you my rash" were uttered in there somewhere as he rubbed against Michael Cole.

Hey! Didn't I see.....oh, what's his face, he main evented WM18... I think he was in the background there... uhmm... dammit, I know his name. It's right on the tip of my tongue... Oh YEAH... TEST!

i live to please. and Yes.

Club Soda?? Isn't that what JBL calls The Bashams?

Fifi.

A goat would. Maybe that's why Bob Holly didn't sign.

"I think everyone should have their name on the back of their pants!" Josh wants girls to stare at his ass.