The Amazing Rando

MY pop culture caption for this week: "...Is Ric Flair gonna have to choke a Bisch?"

wait...i have another one... Flair: Look at this elbow! This elbow once carried Brain Nobbs to a ***** submission match in Minneapolis, 1992!! Bischoff: I can't!! Flair: Well then why are you looking at my crotch? *IT* carried a broomstick to a ***** fuck! WOOOO!!!! (Flair struts out of the office)

<invisible text spoiler about the book> In the book, the Narrator does not die. The ending sequence, at first glance, seems to be a heavenly scene...but it is in fact the Narrator speaking with a hospital orderly telling him that "it's not over yet" and "that everyone will wait for him". Those may not be the same phrases, as I borrowed the book from a friend a few weeks ago, but that's close.

Eric Bischoff prepares to test out the life-size Jakks Ric Flair figuirine, complete with karate "WHOOO" chopping action.

Do I see it as overrated? Somewhat. I love the plot. There are so many chances for plotholes to pop up and they just aren't there. It's nearly perfect in sense of plot and story, and that's all I really ask for a in a film. Do I think it's the best ever? Not exactly. It would make my top 15 as far as my favorites go, but probably not the top ten. It is something that I enjoy watching once every few weeks to see if anything new pops out and catches my attention that I haven't seen before. And after reading the book I like to think of the two as one in the same (save for a few minor scenes and the different endings). The people that read the message as something literal that should be followed are a little nuts. While some of the quotes do make you think and make you see things differently, on the whole nobody should be like Tyler (or even close) in his thought processes and personality.

what a nice shot to end the show...but Chris should have been in the middle.

(Orton hits HBK with the RKO just now) ... (Benoit walks past the ring, looks in, keeps walking)

More like My Little Pony. are you saying little girls like Randy Orton?

his heart is a muscle...and is technically "on him".

if, to JR, Batista is a THOROUGHBRED HOSS~! then Orton has to be a QUARTERHOSS

You gotta ask yourself one question Triple H... Is Shelton Benjamin gonna have to choke a bitch? *cocky smile*

Lawler: How long is Rosey going to be in training? JR: he's a slow learner I guess

what the fuck happened to Hurricane's costume?

what the fuck happened to Hurricane's costume?

WHAT?!

That's how you know an injury is SERIOUS... when it's in your pre-match graphic.

Billy Bitchcakes > Johnny Jackass

I hear they are fine tuning the new character that he'll play, Billy Thunder, complete with logo and the Thunder theme. don't you mean "Matty Thunder" or "Matty MUTHASHIP"

I'm loving this, his name, music, and the Titantron, but why are they doing it? next week... he throws it to Lee Marshall for a "Drakengard Road Report"

Nitro even has the LOGO~ all he needs is Schavoine as his own personal announcer "Johnny is the greatest Nitro in the history of our great sport!"

"why on EARTH would you move to Quebec" two answers: 1) "MOVE???!!" or 2) "Cause Vince told us to. Either Quebec or Korea"

I want to see Eugene wrestle. Tonight.

who careth? they might have hurt...but it used to be more of a variated crucifix DDT....now he just holds the arms IN FRONT OF HIM (instead of out ala the crucifix...which is much cooler)

what a shitty move the Unprettier has turned into .... it used to have style

you would think Xtian would go after Jerichos KNEE.