The Amazing Rando

Sometimes great minds think alike. ...though now it has me thinking...when The Rock returns...will he be acting like Mitchell? No... how about that kid from "I Accuse From Parents" . (Rock walks up to various wrestlers) Rock: Hey, did you see my movie??

oh wait...I forgot... "HERE COMES THE BOOKAMAN~~~!!!" Yeah, shut up, kid.

.... *stares up*

Naw, production values are too high. Although they can switch to a camera that doesn't record sound, have some one with ADD film it, and have Mordecai debut next week with a bulbous-kneed Zach Gowen made to look like the Unabomber and walk with a staff. Then Torrie and Sable roll around in sand in nightgowns and they can finally hint at pedophilia. Dub it all with about two people, and voila. Smackdown: The Hands of Fate

That's why Show was so mad. He uses Progressive. (Big Show stands in the locker room, talking to Angle) Show: I want a title shot! Angle: Uhmm...okay. Show: But first, can you tell me about each title, it's history, and how I would feel if I won it? Angle: ??? (freeze) Narrator: Paul Wight is a Progressive customer, he just wishes he had as many choices in the real world. (Progressive logo) Michael Cole: The Big Show, challenging for the cruiserweight championship...NEXT!

Torrie: OH MY GOD! MY CAR! Big Show: RAAAARRRRR! Torrie: Show! I have good news! Big Show: RAAAAAA...what? Torrie: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Already mentioned... i bet he's thinking... "Wow...I didn't even need a ticket! This shit rules!"

Poster 86, You are the Anglesault worst case scenario.

This should lead to Big Show having trauma and thinking he's a cruiserweight.

Gotta love the lone man in yellow in the background gaurding the cameraman in the black truck.

Career Highlights: "Mr Thursday Night" (RVD is backstage talking to the production crew) "Hey, remember when I held the ECW TV Title for 23 months? What about that?" "Nobody cares about that... Mr. Thursday Night it is!"

A few people actually CLAPPED for Jindrak. RVD's presence is having an effect on the audience, if you know what I mean.

"The Reflection of Perfection" That MUST be a fun house mirror or something.

She got hit by a shirt from one of the t-shirt cannons at a sporting event...and the impact caused her to fall off a balcony. (if memory serves me correctly)

LOCATION: Somewhere in Nebraska TIME: 4:05 PM The Alan Clark tour bus is on its way toward Oakland, California and Smarkdown, with visions of the House of Todd in the futures of the bus’s two passengers, Alan Clark and Coy West. As the cameras pan around the bus, it finds Alan and Coy sitting in chairs, watching the scenery pass out the windows. (Coy) How do you travel everywhere in this bus alone? It is so much easier to fly. (Alan) Hey, you didn’t have to come along. I could have met you there. (Coy) Yeah, I know…but I kind of miss the family and the open road, so I thought I’d tag along. (Alan) Do you want to watch the Wiggles or something? (Coy) No. (Alan) Just thought I’d ask… Alan and Coy both share a bit of a laugh, but Alan’s laughter slowly fades into silence as he takes another look over at Coy’s new championship. (Alan) I can’t believe I lost. (Coy) It happens, man. You just have to take those punches and roll with them. You should be happy, you get to tear apart Landon in a few days! (Alan) Visions of that six man still haunt me a little. (Coy) What did I tell you! I’ll be damned if those two beat us again. We don’t have John Duran or Charlie Matthews around this time, but the intensity level is going to be just as high. I can’t wait to see the pain in their eyes. An almost sadistic smile appears on Coy’s face as he slams his fists together. (Alan) Woah. Calm down on the aggression for a little bit. Even I can keep my emotions in check outside of the ring. We just need to concentrate on victory and nobody will be able to stop us. Especially not the House of Todd. Man…I want to rip that book in half and shove it down their throats. (Coy) Wow…and you call ME aggressive. (Alan) It happens. (Coy) Apparently. (Alan) I’ll be fine…after all I have to be. I get to see my parents tomorrow and I haven’t seen them in a few months. (Coy) Your parents? (Alan) Of course. We are taking this bus straight through Salt Lake City, and I’d be a bad son if I didn’t stop and say hello. You can even say hi too! My mother makes these awesome sandwiches that… (Coy) What? Don’t they hate wrestling? (Alan) They do…but you are a family man. They will like that. Just don’t suplex me onto the couch or anything. (Coy) I wasn’t planning to. (Alan) You’ll be fine. You can wait in the bus if you want, I don’t care…but I need to stop for a bit and just say hello. I know they miss me. (Coy) Just don’t get too mushy, okay. We need you in top form for Monday night. (Alan) Still a few days away. Trust me…if I am stuck in a bus with you for days, I might just want to kill someone. (Coy) Very funny…really. You should be a damn comedian. Alan and Coy share another little laugh and the scene fades out, the screen showcasing those two special words before going to black. Wayward Sons.

oh...and IOWA to CALIFORNIA... damn...what kind of tour are we on.

*shakes fist* Whateva~! *walks away in anger, listening to Culture Club*

Could you explain this one? Because at this point, the only thing Austin brings to the table for me is I can say "hey, I remember when he used to do really good things" ... it's ALMOST nostalgia, and that's basically the kind of pops Hogan was getting up until he was gone. Just like Hogan, Austin will always always ALWAYS have fans. Maybe my statement was a bit odd, cause I don't know how big Hogan is in Japan or anything, but I can't see Austin get anything more than "hey, we know that guy!" kinds of pops. At first he'll probably get roof-exploding type pops from the crowd, but it'll wain after a while. At least, I would expect as much.

I'd love to see it, just to see how long it takes before he either (a) starts getting Hogan "meh, we might as well cheer" pops or (b) gets shit on completely by the fans and sent packing in a hurry. He'd say a few wrong things and his head would probably get LARIATO~ed clean off.

Ozzy Osbourne in Little Nicky. Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler popping up in each others films doing the same character "YOU CAN DO IT~" Huey Lewis and ZZ Top in Back To the Future (1 and 3, respectively)

Sail Away - NSync or Christopher Cross Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty In A Big Country - Big Country and the theme song from "Pokemon"

Expect some sort of tag stats in the next little while... oh... and Alan wants teh opening promo. EDIT: Alan's stats are updated. I got rid of some of the riff-raff clogging them up. Tag stats are in MY stats, and Coy can move them over to his when he gets a chance. Guess what -- i'm wearing shoes now. I can't kick barefoot, I might break something.

Well, there isn't much I can do but give Johnny some congradulations at this point. Am I disappointed? Yeah. Is Landon gonna be pissed? Probably not...though I'd be scared to be Johnny at this moment. Am I angry? Only at myself. It seems that every time I get one piece of the puzzle working correctly, everything else goes to shit. I didn't see the thing at the beginning out of kayfabe, because that isn't what I was trying for. I was trying for something off-screen and out-of-view, but not so much out of kayfabe. If you read it as such then sorry, and I really need to stop doing that (as the last time I did that was in my first ever match, and I lost that too). I'm going to spend a great deal of time tomorrow reworking my writing style, because I seemingly have yet to hit on anything that really works...because right now I do not deserve much of anything. Show comments tomorrow unless my brain melts.

Do you mean how the actual Jim Garrison played Earl Warren? Yes. i'm an idiot. Oh...and I want to mention GWAR in Empire Records, and the cast of Taxi in Man On The Moon, as well as Jerry Lawler (if that counts as a cameo), and Andy's real wife is at the funeral at the end.

Yes, it's an odd topic - but i feel there are some fun little cameos that are just surprising, funny, or whatever and that can make you remember one character's two minutes stand out just because of the unexpected nature of it all. A few of my favorites are: Jerry Lewis & Jack Benny - It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World Jay & Silent Bob - Scream 3 (it makes a case for the Scream trilogy being a part of the Askewniverse. how messed up is that) Mickey Mouse & Donald Duck - A Goofy Movie (so sue me, i'm a Disney mark) Bob Barker - Happy Gilmore Earl Warren - JFK (if you can call that a cameo)