The Amazing Rando

Jericho has a bet with Johnny Nitro if he can nail Lita... the bet is for two sixpence and a Cracker Jack whistle.

Lawler: Watching Trish wrestle is better than hearing Lita and Jericho run their mouths. there's a shoot comment in there somewhere.

Replace "fuck" with a word suitable for television and I'd laugh my ass off. she's say "wanna futh" so it'd be fine anyway.

it would have been funny if Lita would have hit the ring been like: "hey Chris...wanna fuck?" and Jericho would have laughed a little bit and said... "no thanks, Jeff...i'm not like that"

"ruff ruff...ruff ruff ruff...why does that sound familiar...look at this..." (Cut to Lucy the Dog) "What the...shit."

holy crap. what a rant that was.

Not with that hair. So when did this thread become "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"? Oh yeah. That hair has just *got* to go. Yeah...he looks too much like Edge.

there's a gimmick that needs to be used. "you have a match!" "no I don't. I don't work here. I lost my title." "..." "I'll be over there selling beer and t-shirts." "Fine, Randy, but when you want to wrestle again come and see me" (Randy falls to knees) "NEVER AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!" (kid walks up) "Can I buy your shirt?'

The BEARD represents that Bradshaw likes 'em scruffy.

Shelton has begun to channel gangsta rage.

holy shit. Benjamin vs. Flair EDIT: SWEET ATTACK from out of NOWHERE.

Choken...you also forgot Molly Holly.

this post actually refers to the post below it.

and Head, and Pepper.

i was going to ask how Johnny Nitro travelled with that barbwire bat.

if that's Al Snow i'm going to cry.

the following segment will hence be known as "Ninja Ghey-dan"

That was GREAT! for about 3 seconds.

at least the things we say about you are good things. so that's how you do it? a constant sugar high. i've never wrote matches on a caffeine buzz.

yes we do. and I still wonder if that is really water you are drinking.

The mystery abounds backstage of the Joe Louis Arena, as all of the wrestlers and staff have placed their bets as to who Alan Clark’s surprise opponent will be. A large list has formed on a sheet of paper outside of the Cruiserweight Champion’s dressing room door, it reads of names such as HVT, Mark Stevens, Justice!, Rule!, Thoth, and former JL stars such as Craig McClennan, Scott Solomon, and Tim Dillon. Even names like Cutthroat and David Blazenwing have made their way to the list, though one would wonder the point of placing either of those…ahem…gentlemen in an SWF ring ever again. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* The camera pans to the right to show Coy West standing outside of Alan Clark’s door, knocking slowly. Alan soon answers dressed in his all white attire in preparation for his match later in the evening. The two men share a silent nod and Coy enters the room, followed by the cameraman – who is not turned away even though he was not invited in the first place. (Alan) What’s up, man? (Coy) You know I’ve told you thistime and time again over the last few days, but I still feel so damned bad about the match with the Unnamed. Here I am talking about how much has changed in my life and I go out and immediately get dropped on my head. (Alan) Man, it was a team effort. Don’t single yourself out over a loss. (Coy) I know, I know…but we could have beaten them! (Alan) There’s always next time. (Coy) Next time? (Alan) Yeah. You never know if we might have to square off with them again down the road. Hopefully next time the match will end in our favor instead of theirs. (Coy) Oh if I ever get another chance, it’s not just going to be a win. We'll have a massacre. (Alan) That’s the spirit. Now, did you sign the little sheet outside? (Coy) No. I don’t really care who it is, I’m pretty sure you can take them. (Alan) Didn’t you say that about us against the Unnamed? (Coy) Yes, yes. But come on…you are the Cruiserweight champion. They don't just hand those out you know? You had to take Wildchild down man and you know how people have tried to do that and failed? (Alan) Yeah, but I’m glad this is non-title tonight…these surprise guests never turn out well for the other guy. Tonight I get to be that other guy. (Coy) Well, partner…I got your back, tonight. I’ll let you fight your fight, but if things get out of hand… (Alan) No. Leave this to me. You don’t know how Zenon might react to that kind of blatant interference. (Coy) I guess you are right, there. (Alan) Let’s see how his attitude is as the boss around here. He could be a complete hardass. (Coy) That’s always a possibility with the management around here. (Alan) I mean, did you see what Stevens did to Toxxic last week. (Coy) Yeah. He should come back and do that more often. The two share a laugh and Coy heads for the door. (Coy) Anyway, man…maybe I’ll see you after the match. Don’t kill yourself out there. (Alan) Right. See you later, and here…catch! Alan tosses a T-shirt at West, who catches it and opens it up. His eyes grow and his jaw drops a little bit before he looks up at Clark. (Coy) Awesome. (Alan) Yeah, merchandising just sent me two today. It’s only a prototype, but it could go on sale as early as June. (Coy) Nice. Thanks, man. Coy takes his shirt and heads out the door, leaving it wide open. Alan smiles a bit as Coy disappears around the corner, before slamming his door shut and moving out of view. Hanging on the backside of the door would seem to be the other shirt that the two men were referring to. Simple, effective, and showcasing two key words… Wayward Sons.

I enjoyed some of the Miss Bliss episodes... the stock market one the one with that teenybop singer and of course...the practical joke episode. Best damn ending. Of the high school years...man...it's kinda sad how many times I saw all the episodes cause they were run all the damn time. The oil episode is one of the tops for me, as is graduation, being stuck in the mall, and for some odd reason...the Casey Kasem Dance Off...or any episode involving Kasem for that matter (Zack Attack 4 Life, yo)

i find the fact that someone paid 25,000 dollars for bail for the guy even more sickening. Who has that kind of cash around? It's like "dude, you best go get a loan, i think i might dropkick a dog down the street today and I need serious backup."

if i would have remembered to send in my promo for Storm (which will be posted in the next few days), there would have been TWO Tim Dillon name-drops in the last 3 days. Which is somewhat uncalled for.

As far as quirky humor...it was fine. i felt like i had seen it done before though...and nothing beats the Dew commercial featuring the angry vending machine.