The Amazing Rando

a shot at Batista at the Rumble.

it might involve MENTION of JJJ's man-loving. I think I might have a place for it. Edit: ...and indeed yes, I do have a place for it.

Since I have hardly ever written anything, I am assuming I send things to Tony... I will have a small promo that will cause you people to have to read the SWF boards to understand what is going on. That's all i'm going to say. Expect it late late tonight or around 9 tomorrow night EST. (That is, depending on if i get an answer as to who I send it to)

I have something going up on the board around 5 EST that will play into Storm later tonight. You all are going to either love me or hate me (moreso than before)

i would assume the interference was Chavo.

i think he is referring to JJ as "MAN FUCKING" JJ, and that'll be his new gimmick. "All you boys in the locker-room better watch your ass!"

Damn, I was really hoping to see The Amazing Rando back in an OAOAST ring... can we at least know who won the poll (even if it wasn't me?)

None of those sound very neutral.

I'd rather see Kurt pull a 450 with a twist.

The non-white side.

It's been two weeks. HHH came back from being dropped FIFTY FEET IN A CAR in 8 days.

...in the back seat of a Volkswagon?

Ric Flair has been doing the same match over and over for so many years, that even though he died a year ago, his corpse still runs through the motions. If you notice, sometimes he does the Flair Flop and has to re-attach his rotting shoulder.

No, there's just one really generous dude in the front row that came in with a backpack full...they took his video camera, but they let him keep the 250 pairs of glowsticks.

Jeff Hardy is PISSED...he's in the back somewhere going "YOU CAN'T USE THOSE WITH THE LIGHTS ON! HEATHENS! HEATHENS THE LOT OF YOU!" "...WILLOW THE WHISP!"

Kenny can only hope he can get as good as Orton. Kenny is more of a Owen Hart. Good worker who can convey emotion yet come off goofy at the same time and cuts better promos that aren't repeats. "I AM NOT A NUGGET...I'm a CHICKEN TENDER"

Kenny can only hope he can get as good as Orton. He's going to hurt his shoulder and then.... KenNN.

4 on 1... if Cena wins...does that mean Umaga is going to win the title?

Vince cums Windex.

K-Fed goes to Coach and claims to be number one contender...Umaga attacks K-Fed in a rage.

You're almost certainly right, but I'm watching NYR at the theatre. Cena can't win. I've got children's hearts to break. They let children into porno theaters? Oh wait, Canada, right.

The Law of Pre-PPV Momentum gives Cena the victory over Umaga this Sunday. BUT the Theory of In-Ring Arquettiquette states that K-Fed will actually help Cena win, swerving everyone.

K-Fed shocks the world by hitting a tope con hilo and then locks in a Fujiwara Armbar submission for the victory.

What is this...Goldberg/Brock? Stall, Stall, Stall, Stall... THEY'RE IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM, TONY

I was hearing tell that a future Batman movie was going to be a re-telling of "The Long Halloween", which would be fucking amazing if they pulled it off right. It's available as a TBP for like 15 bucks.