Bruiser Chong

I haven't found any girls that they don't look good on. If it were the case, they'd be girls that would make an fashion accessory look bad. I didn't realize they'd gotten so big until searching around on My Space.

Aramis is likely heading to the DL, so expect to see Jose Macias getting lots of at-bats in the coming days. Ugh.

The best part about this game is that I'm getting the D-Backs feed. Gracie and Brennaman pull no punches. Thom's reaction to the failed run-down was priceless.

Twins fans can thank me with fruit baskets and lavish silks.

Amazing game going on right now between the Sox and Twins. Scoreless going into the bottom of the 8th and Garcia has a no-hitter, while Santana's only given up two hits. Lew Ford just made a catch in center that perserved the scoreless tie, though.

I thought with today's loss they were eliminated from playoff contention?

I'd gladly trade you teams.

They are cancelled out most games by the likes of Neifi Perez, Corey Patterson, Jose Macias, Todd Hollandsworth, and the bullpen from hell.

No way. The Cubs are about to drop the series in Colorado.

Don't worry, it's against Kansas City.

"You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor!"

Then apparently the two obese girls who tried to sue McDonald's for making them that way, which was why he did the experiment in the first place, need their head examined. It wasn't as if he decided to do it for the hell of it.

The Nationals may have the most pathetic offense of any contending team in baseball. I didn't care who won, but watching some of their opportunities to score today, only to see them blow it everytime, was frustrating.

Twins break it open in the 16th and of course, the White Sox announcers are blaming it all on a fielder's choice they thought was a doubleplay.

A Yankees fan endorsing the "glass half full" philiosophy? The hell?

I pity anyone who's watched the entire White Sox telecast tonight. Great game, but a guaranteed 16 innings of Hawk and DJ? My god.

Because it looks and feels cheap. I could probably deal with this if the case were made of something more sturdy than the plastic they make take-home boxes at restaurants out of. I'm predicting being able to open the case no more than 20 times before it no longer closes properly.

My brother just brought mine from BB and wow, awful. The outer plastic slipcase, anyway. If it weren't for the spine, I'd assume it's meant to be thrown away. And when I get the replacement box, I'm sure it will be.

Does anyone know what color the alternative box will look like? I think it's cool they're actually sending out the alternative ones for those who want it, but I wasn't sure if there were any pictures or news as to what color the box is.

You aren't crazy. It looks like you've decided to use a Fisher Price toy to cap off your row of DVDs.

Did anyone just see that kid at Yankee Stadium fall from the upper deck behind homeplate and onto the net that covers the crowd? Wild.

I think the Cubs should just see how many games in a row they can lose. It'd be much easier than ever winning another game again.

You mean the Reds that lead the National League in team OPS and is second only to the Cards in runs scored, or another Reds team whose offense sucks? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Empty numbers."

No shit. I was listening to the ESPN radio telecast and they were ripping them apart. Dave Campbell and random PBP guy were tallying the number of mistakes made by the team defensively. They had six within the first five or so innings. Sorta funny how guys like Macias and Hollandsworthless were at the center of most of them.

And Todd Hollandsworth quickly proves why he has no business in the starting lineup. For the Cubs telecasts, they don't post OPB, so it's funny to see how many in the starting lineup have ones that are barely hovering or below .300. That includes the number two hitter and one of the corner outfielders.