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The producers seem to enjoy torturing the Weavers with these tasks at race tracks, and I'm enjoying every moment of it.

Without Brady, the Pats would be in the crapper right now with their lack of a constant running game and weakened defense, so I'd give him consideration. I think LT is the 1st half MVP, though.

I dunno, giving him a Tyson-esque run of just beating fools and then going into the crowd and beating their relatives would be highly entertaining to me.

Hell, I'd just include the champs and put a cash prize on the line (say $250,000 or something). I guess they wouldn't mix weight classes because a Diego/Arlovski fight would probably end up with them breaking out the squegee to wipe what's left of Sanchez out of the octagon.

That can not be right. Why would she be involved in something like this? It's Carmen Electra, actually. I think there was one of these already.

For people in the UK that want to see TUF2, Meltzer has good news:

Diego Sanchez - I loved watching him shove Diaz' words down his throat last night. That, and I love his postmatch comments when he's asked to watch the replay. "Oh, that was a nice punch." Matt Hughes - See Sass' comments on him. Luke Cummo - He's got a personality that separates him from the other fighters and he's got a lot of heart. I hope we see him again soon.

The title said to "relpy", but I don't know how to relpy.

I thought I did put UFC there. My fingers didn't listen to my brain, I guess. I'll fix it, but Arlovski WILL bust you up if you don't post in here.

We agree, so here you go. With the UFC attracting more and more fans to this sport, having this folder seperated from the main Sports forum should prevent topics from being lost in the shuffle. Enjoy.

Rewatching Stevenson/Cummo, Luke had his shots in the third when he had Joe mounted, but Joe got a couple takedows as the round wound down that won it for him. I would have scored it 29-28 Joe.

Morgan must have been dropped on his head or something for that fight to end so soon.

I chose that picture for a reason, you know. I wanted you to change your custom title to something like "OMG....HAWT~!" Feel free to find an equally femmy picture of Peyton for me to use.

Goddamn that was a great night of fighting. Luke and Brad did well, but they just didn't do enough and take advantage of the openings they had (Brad more than Luke since Rashad seemed very winded by the 2nd). Still, one ok fight and three awesome ones. If the prelims were any good, they could have made this a PPV and probably have done well.

I've got an idea. How's about Alf and I make a little wager on Monday night's game? If the Pats win, Alf uses this for his avatar. If the Colts win, I use this. Loser has to keep it for the rest of the month.

No, he can't. Coach replacing JR has completely exposed how horrible Lawler has become.

I played all colleges in my pool this week. I absolutely suck at picking pros this year.

I doubt that really affected that many people. I can't really be that disappointed in this rating. They only had a week to hype it and TNA's only been on Spike a month. As long as Spike keeps backing them and they sign recognizable guys like Christian (or especially Jericho) while building up their own guys like AJ and Samoa Joe, the audience will come. I think the New Year's special will be a big night for TNA.

X-Title: Peter Knight © vs. Parka

I don't think you want to know. PRL, your stuff is edited in.

It's a Patriots desk calendar.

How did Gail *NOT* pop out of her top on that legdrop? Overall, I was entertained, especially the X-Division 6-man. But yeah, they need to give us some reasons to cheer for these guys other than "They do a lot of cool moves." I

Shit, forgot to change the month on my desk calendar.

I'm just waiting on PRL's stuff (including the title match), so I'll post the show now and edit that in later.

COLE Our main event is coming up, but first let's tell you that next week, the Dream Machines will be together in the same ring again, but instead of teaming, they will be facing each other with the X-Division title on the line. COACH Also, Stephen Joseph, should he retain tonight, will face another challenger for his World Championship. COLE And we'll find out more about that women's Torneo Cibernetica match for November Reign that we heard about earlier, but right now, let's go up to Michael Buffer. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute T.V. time limit, and is for the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship! The lights go down. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big, white blocky letters, the following words appear on the screen, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them: *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and booing. PR is heard saying "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and the lights flicker on and off in the entrance. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and out through the smoke comes "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican. The crowds boos get louder. COLE And there is the man who could become the next World Heavyweight Champion! PR looks at the crowd with disgust, jawing with some fans. PRL is holding his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt over his left shoulder. PRL spins the belt plate, and then begins his walk down the ramp. BUFFER Introducing first. The challenger. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is the One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion AND the leader of The Lightning Crew. “The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOO RICCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Chants of "P.R. SUCKS!" fill the arena, as PRL continues his walk to the ring. COLE Well fans, if you’re just joining us, you may be shocked at what’s coming up next. But Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick alliance hasn’t ended. Popick announced earlier tonight that he would put the title on the line against Tha Puerto Rican, something that must obviously irk the Originals. COACH You really can’t blame the Originals for getting ticked off. If anything, Dan Black, Tony Brannigan, or Peter Knight should have been the first person Popick defended the title against. Not his client and friend! Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron, and sneers at the crowd. Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. He spins around; soaking in the fans boos while "Know Your Role '99" continues playing over the P.A. system. Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. CABOOSE I like PRL. I really do. But, I just can’t get behind him getting the first title shot. An Original should be taking on Popick for the Title. That way, the title can come off of Popick much quicker. The crowd is still booing loudly and chanting "P.R. SUCKS!" PRL heads to the second rope, and raises his spinner belt over his head. He then heads to a second turnbuckle, and raises his belt again. PR hits a third turnbuckle, and raises his belt with his right arm in the air and "smells the electricity" a'la The Rock. PRL does the same Rock pose on the fourth turnbuckle, receiving boos. COLE That brings up an interesting point. How far will PRL go to win this match? He and Popick have been close like brothers for over a year now. But we all know how much Tha Puerto Rican wants to become the World Champion. So, does he wrestle like he usually does, or does he hold back a bit, in fear of hurting his friend? CABOOSE I’m hoping PRL DOESN’T hold back! Infact, I want him to hurt Popick until he’s screaming like a bitch. Come on PRL! Forget that Popick is your friend. He’s now your enemy. And you must hurt your enemy if you want to win the OAOAST Title that you so rightly deserve! Tha Puerto Rican gets off the ropes, removes his sunglasses and earring, and takes off his HBK-like entrance attire. The lights go back in the arena. He hands the attire over to a ring attendant. PRL kisses his 24/7 Title belt and hands it over to referee Earl Hebner who hands it to the ring attendant. PRL bounces off the ropes, preparing for his match. “Know Your Role ‘99” dies down. The crowd starts chanting “P.R. SUCKS!” again. COLE This is going to be a match between two guys who aren’t exactly fan favorites. I wonder whom the fans will cheer for? COACH I doubt they’ll cheer for either of them. “It Ain’t Over For Me” by Terrence Howard starts playing. The entrance doors slide open, and the NEW OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Stephen Joseph Popick steps out. White pyro comes cascading down. Popick has the World Title belt strapped around his waist, allowing him to do his crucifix pose to boos. PYRO~! PYRO~! PYRO~! Popick walks to the ring, a cocky smirk on his face. BUFFER And his opponent. Coming to the ring at this time. From Atlanta, Georgia. Weighing in at 225 lbs. He is the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion. STEPHEN JOSEPHHHHHHHH POOOOOOOOOPIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! COLE What is going through the mind of Stephen Joseph right now? COACH You have to wonder if Popick will go easy on his Corporate Champ, or will he go all out to retain his World Title. Popick slides into the ring. Popick locks eyes with Tha Puerto Rican. PRL has a cocky smirk on his face too. Stephen unclips the OAOAST World Title from around his waist and raises it over his head. The crowd boos. Popick hands the belt over to Earl Hebner, who raises it over his head. COLE This is Tha Puerto Rican’s first title shot in 2 years. The last time PRL competed for the OAOAST World Title was November 30, 2003 at the OAOAST Deadly Games: Unlucky 7 pay-per-view when he was apart of the first ever Elimination Chamber match in the OAOAST along with Zack Malibu, Blurricane, Crystal, Ragdoll, “Shooter” Jay Darring, and Calvin Szechstein. PRL and Popick stand in opposite corners. Earl Hebner pats down PRL and then does the same for Popick. He calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK (Champion) vs. “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN (Challenger) “It Ain’t Over For Me” by Terrence Howard dies down. PRL and Popick walk to the center of the ring. They shake hands. The crowd chants “PO-PICK SUCKS! PO-PICK SUCKS!” PRL and Popick circle each other, and then lock up. COLE Here we go! The main event for this week’s HeldDOWN~! has begun. Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph jockey for position. PRL and Popick head to a turnbuckle, neither man letting go. Earl Hebner has to get in between them. PRL and Popick let go, smiles on their faces. They lock up again. Popick gets a headlock on Tha Puerto Rican. He goes behind PR and grabs his right arm for an arm wringer. Stephen attacks the arm with the point of his right elbow. He then nails PR with several shoulder tackles. He whips PRL into the ropes. PR does a leapfrog over Popick. He then does a reverse leapfrog. Popick stops in his tracks, and he and Puerto start laughing. COLE It looks as though PRL and Popick are engaging in a little friendly competition. CABOOSE That sucks. I want PR to tear Popick apart! Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph shake hands again. They lock up. Popick does a collar-and-elbow tie-up on Tha Puerto Rican. He gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. PR reverses, and hits Popick with a high angle dropkick! He covers Popick. And gets a two count. PRL gets up, and looks like he is going to kick Popick. But suddenly, a look of hesitation appears on PRL’s face. COLE It looks like PRL doesn’t want to kick his manager while he’s down. CABOOSE Oh come on! What are you waiting for PR? Go ahead and kick Popick’s ass! No, PRL doesn’t kick Popick. Instead, he picks Popick up, and gives him several European Uppercuts. Bodyslam on Popick! Puerto heads to the top rope. He removes his left elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. He stands up on the top rope, but looks like he may reconsider doing his elbowdrop. Still, PRL leaps off the top rope; doing the “Up yours!” hand gesture in mid-air, and then connects with the Corporate Elbowdrop! Puerto covers Popick. 1… 2… Popick puts his right shoulder up! COLE And Popick is still in this match. CABOOSE Damn. Tha Puerto Rican grabs Popick’s right arm, and applies an arm-bar on him. Popick gets up, the arm-bar still applied. But SJ is able to escape the arm-bar by grabbing PRL by the head and giving him a swinging neckbreaker! Stephen gets up, and drops a knee on Tha Puerto Rican’s forehead. SJP picks up Puerto Rican and gives him a snap suplex. Popick then grabs PRL; PRL grabs Popick and rolls him up! 1…2…KICK OUT! Popick and PRL get up at the same time and stare at each other. Popick was surprised by the rollup. COACH Tha Puerto Rican just surprised Stephen Joseph! COLE It looks like PRL is saying, “Hey. This is for the World Title. I gotta do what I gotta do!” Popick laughs it off. PRL and Popick circle each other. The crowd starts booing. PRL and Popick locks up—PRL kicks Popick in the stomach! He goes to punch Popick…but stops himself. Instead, PR takes Stephen over to a turnbuckle. Knife-edged chops to the chest! *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” PRL gives Popick a vertical suplex. PRL rolls through, and does another vertical suplex on Popick. He rolls through again, and does another vertical suplex. However Popick won’t budge. PRL tries again, still nothing. Popick does a suplex on PRL! The crowd boos. COLE Popick has regained control of this contest! Stephen Joseph gets up, slower than usual. He picks up PRL and gives him the CLUBBERIN’ FOREARMS OF DOOM~! Popick whips PRL into a turnbuckle. Popick charges, PRL elbows him in the face. PRL realizes what he did. He apologizes to Popick and asks if he’s okay. Popick responds by kneeing PRL in the stomach! COACH Whoa! I don’t think PRL expected that! Popick whips PRL into the ropes. He follows by giving him a flapjack onto the mat! The crowd starts booing again. Popick picks PRL up and gives him a back suplex. Popick picks PRL up again and whips him into the ropes. Popick goes for a clothesline; PRL ducks the clothesline, and follows with a flying forearm! Tha Puerto Rican kips up! COLE Uh-oh. This isn’t good for Stephen Joseph! The boos get louder. Tha Puerto Rican plays to the crowd and then heads over to a turnbuckle. Tha Puerto Rican starts stomping his right boot a’la Shawn Michaels. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. Popick slowly starts getting up. COLE Tha Puerto Rican is getting ready to deliver the Sweet Chin Music, the setup for the Corporate Nightmare. CABOOSE Oh come on PRL! Come on! Nail the Sweet Chin Music. Knock his teeth out! Puerto continues stomping his right boot. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. Stephen Joseph gets on his knees. COLE If PRL hits this move, then the match could be over. Stephen Joseph gets to a vertical base. He is a little dazed. Tha Puerto Rican charges forward, preparing to hit the Sweet Chin Music. He hits it—NO! Popick catches the foot! But Tha Puerto Rican fights back by nailing Popick upside the head with a SWANK~! enzuguiri! COLE Popick goes down like a sack of bricks! PRL gets to his feet and looks at the crowd. “THAT’S IT!” COLE And here we go! Tha Puerto Rican is signaling for the Corporate Nightmare! Tha Puerto Rican gets ready to deliver the Corporate Nightmare. COLE Tha Puerto Rican could win the World Title right here! The crowd turns their attention to the entrance. Because down the ramp comes former OAOAST Champion Tony “T. Bod” Brannigan! Tony slides into the ring and attacks Tha Puerto Rican! COLE Tony Brannigan is in the ring! COACH He’s pissed off that PRL is getting a title shot before him! CABOOSE Oh not now T. Bod! Wait until after the match! PRL has got to win this! Tha Puerto Rican slugs it out with Brannigan. Popick is still getting up. Tha Puerto Rican sends T. Bod into a turnbuckle, and attacks him with Rock-style punches to the face. Stephen Joseph joins PRL in beating down Tony. COLE What a wild scene this is turning into! PRL and Popick double team on Tony Brannigan. Suddenly, the crowd cheers for the first time in the match, as ZACK MALIBU runs down the ramp into the ring! COLE And now Zack Malibu is making his presence known! Zack brawls with Popick, while PRL brawls with Tony Brannigan. COLE How is the referee allowing all of this to happen? Zack controls Popick, and then goes for the School’s Out on Popick! Popick ducks the superkick and clotheslines Zack over the top rope and onto the floor! COLE And Zack Malibu has been clotheslined out of the ring! Tha Puerto Rican is also in control, beating on T. Bod. PRL does Rock-style punches to T. Bod’s temple, spits on his left hand, and nails Tony in the head! Puerto then clotheslines Tony Brannigan over the top rope and onto the floor! COLE PRL and Popick have cleared the ring of the Originals! COACH And we still got a match going on! CABOOSE Well that’s good. That means that Tha Puerto Rican still has a chance at winning the World Title! Tha Puerto Rican jaw jacks with T. Bod and Zack. Earl Hebner tries to get T. Bod and Zack to leave. While all of this is going on, Popick sneaks behind PRL… And gives him a LOW BLOW! COLE What the hell? What the hell was that? COACH Stephen Joseph just delivered a low blow to Tha Puerto Rican! Tha Puerto Rican clutches his goodies, and stumbles around the ring. The crowd is shocked at what they just saw! SJ gets on the second rope. Popick grabs PRL and puts him in the Full Nelson. Popick jumps off the second rope, pulling PRL over for a Full Nelson Suplex, but then shifts his location so that he lands a’la the Stunner! COLE Finality! Popick has just given PRL the Finality! Stephen Joseph Popick quickly covers Tha Puerto Rican. Referee Earl Hebner counts. 1… 2… 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (5:57) COLE And Stephen Joseph defeats Tha Puerto Rican to retain the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! “It Ain’t Over For Me” by Terrance Howard starts playing. Stephen Joseph gets off Tha Puerto Rican and raises his hands over his head in victory. BUFFER Here is your winner….and STILL One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion…STEPHEN JOSEPHHHHHH POOOOOOPPPPIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Earl Hebner hands the OAOAST Title belt to Stephen. Popick raises the belt over his head, jumping up and down while the crowd boos. Tha Puerto Rican is recovering from the Finality, shocked at what Popick just did. Zack Malibu and Tony Brannigan see Popick celebrating in the ring, with disgust looks on their faces. COLE Well Stephen Joseph retained the OAOAST Title, but he had to cheat to do it! COACH I’m still shocked at what we just saw. Popick delivered a low blow to Tha Puerto Rican! That’s his client! He’s Tha Puerto Rican’s “Career Consultant”! CABOOSE Oh this royally sucks! Popick is still holding the OAOAST Title! This is just awful! Popick goes on the turnbuckle and raises the belt. The crowd boos. Tha Puerto Rican uses the ropes to get up. He glares angrily at Popick. COACH I don’ t think even Tha Puerto Rican expected Popick to do what he just did. He expected Popick to treat this match as a match between two friends. Some friendly competition. COLE Well, it seems Popick treated PRL just like any other opponent. And I bet PRL isn’t pleased with the end result at all! Tha Puerto Rican leaves the ring. Popick stops celebrating to see PRL stand at ringside staring at him. COLE Tha Puerto Rican was robbed out of the World Title! He had the match won until Tony Brannigan entered the ring, allowing Popick enough time to recover and give him a low blow! CABOOSE Yeah. This could have been Tha Puerto Rican’s night! This could have been the night he finally became World Champion. But instead of a happy ending with PRL winning the title, we get this. PR tells Popick, “How could you do this to me?” Popick smiles, pointing to the belt and saying, “It’s nothing personal. I had to do what I had to do.” COLE Oh yeah. Nothing personal. He just had to do what he had to do! Why couldn’t he just win fair and square? CABOOSE Because Popick CAN’T win fair and square. That’s why. COLE Well fans, that’s all the time we have for this week’s HeldDOWN~!. We’ll be back next week, where we’re sure to have the fallout from this memorable match. For Jonathon “The Coach” Coachman and Caboose, I’m Michael Cole, saying so long and we’ll see you next week on HeldDOWN~! Stephen Joseph Popick continues celebrating in the ring. The camera does a close-up of “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican, glaring at Popick with a pissed off look on his face. We fade out on that image. (FADE OUT)