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I just did a tiny, tiny edit with PK making his exit after Alix's entrance, saying that he has a meeting. The meeting would be with Calvin where the Climax match is made. I'm thinking this leads to Knight not having his head totally into the match next week, leading to the team losing.

Going into homer mode here but if this year hasn't made it any more clear, Rodney Harrison is probably the MMP (Most Missed Player). But safety has to be one of the toughest positions to play on D, especially if the rest of the secondary is relying on you to recognize things and call certain coverages.

Maybe people still use it to get to the forums, not knowing (or bookmarking) the forum url (forums.thesmartmarks.com)?

Who the fuck around here is going to go to fucking IDAHO to watch BC play? Sad that a team seemingly gets a bowl game at home simply because their field is a different color than normal. Guess going to the ACC didn't help BC's standing with the people that make the bowls any.

*Scoffs* They still don't get that Trish is probably the most popular female in the company. Victoria, Torrie and (can't believe I'm saying this) Candace are perfectly serviceable heels. The better way to resolve that angle is for James to completely flip out on Trish, not the other way around. Since the Women's title is going to be a floater, a Trish/Melina feud isn't the worst idea. *Larfs* In case they haven't figured it out by now, JOHN CENA IS NOT THE CALIBER OF AUSTIN OR ROCK, WWE! Think Cosby is regretting that move from FNC yet? At least people watch FNC.

I pity those who are stuck with Jets/Pats right now. Holy shit this game sucks so far.

THESE SHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT! ARGAHAH THESE PRETZELS.....ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY! Sorry, I just had to do that.

I'm sorry, but I really didn't get that stuff with SJ this week. A few examples: - I don't think Axel was talking bad about the belt at all in his NR promo. He's worn it twice, after all. And the whole beating down of Caboose and Cole just seemed out of nowhere. Caboose going for the title is a good idea for a HD, but build it up first and don't make it a complete squash. Other thoughts: - Kudos to KC for pretty much nailing it in our match. I liked how Zack was even more intense as usual and in the end PK just went "Alright, fuck this" and tagged himself in to kick ass. - Fairly short but decent other 6-man. Makes sense that the guys more experienced with each other gets the win. - Interesting Parka defense. A shooting star double stomp? Yeah, I'd call that a cool finisher. - Patty's back to matchwriting! Shit, I missed reading this stuff. "Referee Billy Silverman asks Krista if she wants to submit. Krista looks at him like he just said the sky was yellow, because who the hell submits to a hammer lock three minutes into the match?" - The Love Shack DID melt my brain, thank you.

No problem there. I just made this thread to throw out ideas on categories and nominees for those categories. If you want to get the votes and count ballots and things, it's yours.

214. The Late Night Holiday Spectacular. An instant classic. Lighting the Vigoda (including showing how it was shipped to the studio), The World's Smallest Ice Rink (big enough to fill a rink twice as big halfway), The Under-Rehearsed, Under-Enthusiastic Children's Choir, Conan using the screen in Times Square to show him laughing evilly and to show Triumph humping poodles. A hilarious 20 minutes of television.

Uh yeah, it is you. I only outed you because the gimmick is pretty fucking lame.

This'll work. Just imagine him a tad smaller and with a blue singlet.

You're off my Christmas card list this year, KC. I couldn't find a good pic of blonde, buzz-cutted Nash (which is as close as I can get without having to post my SD CAW of PK), but think of him when you envision PK. Only PK isn't horribly lazy in the ring.

It's a panic move coupled with the fact that MOC probably couldn't wait to ship him out of there anyway. Its like they DON'T want fans to root for them anymore.

There you go. My list: bigolsmitty - For making me move this thread. Consider yourself ON NOTICE! If you keep this up, I will be forced to declare that you are DEAD TO ME!

Well, that was the ninth time he's "died", so maybe he really isn't coming back this time. I didn't see the show last night, nor am I "disgusted" with WWE using Eddie's lowrider to further another idiotic angle that won't draw a dime. I'm pretty much immune to the crap they spew at this point. Watch some Impact sometime, kids. The main event might be a tad on the weak side, but at least you actually feel like you're watching wrestling instead of some crap "Sportz Entertainment".

A few matches to consider for MOTY (it would be a good idea to link to the show the match is on): - Heartland Title: Alfdogg vs. Some Guy - Falls Count Anywhere Mall of America Madness (7/14 HD) - Ultimate X Match for the X-Title: Peter Knight vs. Leon Rodez vs. Christian Wright vs. Jay Richards(License to Pin) - Fatal Fourway Elimination Match for the OAOAST World Championship: Stephen Joseph vs. Peter Knight vs. Dan Black vs. Tony Brannigan (World Without End)

Voting would be done by PM (to me). This is just to throw out some names and matches. I'm thinking Climax would be the cutoff point for things you want to nominate.

Honestly, if I was running Spike, I'd do what they seem to be doing and put a lot more of my muscle behind UFC right now than TNA. I'm sure that, since TNA seems to have a base audience of about .7 on Saturday nights/Monday nights, Spike is pretty happy with that and is probably relying more on word of mouth from the fans to further build an audience. Their first prime time special was on pretty short notice remember, so I'm sure the next one will get a little more play from Spike.

Ok, I stocked enough provisions to read both the Iron Tag and the Torneo Cibernetica. The IronTag was a nice crescendo on the GPX/Usual Suspects rivalry, but, unlike Tony, I'm of the mindset that an Iron Man match should have a bunch of falls and be kind of like a hockey game or a baseball game, where either teams trade falls until one gets the deciding fall in the last minute, or one team builds a lead and the other makes the comeback to tie it, leading to them winning or losing in a heartbreaking fashion. That's just me, though. The Cibernetica certainly was different. It was a tad confusing to follow at first, but PFL did a good job explaining what was going on and kept the action going. I was a tad surprised to see Tony win, to tell you the truth.

December is approaching and the last PPV of the year is about 3 weeks away, so this is the time we should be talking year-end awards. Let's use this thread for category ideas and nominations. We could mix "kayfabe" categories (where "fans" had "voted" on "OAOAST.com") with awards recognizing people's skills (best match writer, best promo writer). I've got these in mind, but more can be added. Favorite wrestler Favorite tag team Favorite women's wrestler Most Hated Heel Either one MOTY category or separate ones for HD matches and PPV matches, or both if you want. Best writer (overall) Best writer (matches) Best writer (promos) Feud of the Year Best Upstart Best Original I was thinking that, instead of a regular HD the last Thursday of the year, we could do an awards show to give people a break from match writing and whatnot. I'll post it and people can write little "acceptance speeches" using their characters to further angles and the Civil War, since I think the "big twist" would have happened by then.

Ok, let's try this again. KC, you can use this promo to set up any tension between Zack and PK you want to have in the 6-man tag match. We cut to the back and find the World Tag Team champions, the Usual Suspects, walking the halls. They stop and converse with a crew member, who points them towards a door. COLE Seems like Zack is looking for someone. The duo approach and open the door without knocking. The camera follows them in and reveals it to be the dressing room of Peter Knight, their partner in the six-man tag tournament match tonight. Knight is on his cell phone and looks in slight surprise at the intrusion. KNIGHT (on phone) Hey, I gotta go. No, really, I can’t talk about that now because Zack and Rodez just walked in. We’ll talk more later. Right, see ya. Knight hangs up the phone and stands, only to find Zack Malibu right in his face. ZACK So, you FINALLY get all that “frustration” out last Sunday? You have your little temper tantrum there after Parka beat you fair and square? I don’t want to know what the hell has been going on with you lately, but it stops TONIGHT! We’re all teaming up to face O’Hara and the GPX and, as we showed on Sunday night, we know how to handle the GPX. MY problem is having to deal with an unstable, moody and “frustrated” partner who I really don’t know if he’ll have our back tonight. KNIGHT So you’re suddenly becoming “Mr. Leader” around here, telling me what to do? I’ve got two words for you, and one rhymes with “Malibu”: screw you! *SLAP* “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” Zack literally slaps the taste out of Knight’s mouth. Knight makes a move towards him, but Rodez gets in the middle, pushing Zack out the door as he trades words with Knight. ZACK When you meet us in that ring later, you better put behind everything else but the GPX and O'Hara. Get your head on straight tonight, Peter; if you don’t, I’ll knock it clean off your shoulders. KNIGHT Why not do it right now, huh? (To Rodez) Get his preppy ass out of here. Rodez manages to get Malibu out of the room and the door is closed. Knight, now pretty angry, picks his cell phone back up and dials. KNIGHT (on phone) It’s me again. That idea you had? (He looks off towards the door in anger) I’m in. (FADE)

Like I said in the Week 12 thread: If the Jets QB (name escapes me) throws for 300+, the secondary might as well just retire en masse, because they can't stop anyone.

Dang. Didn't realize it was so soon. Send everything to...Tony149.

Send everything to Patty. I'll pick it up next week.