KingPK

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Since people might be away with family this weekend, I don't think many people will read the whole show until next week. My thoughts: - Alf brings it again with a good 10 team match that kept the momentum swinging back and forth. Team Heyross is becoming an interesting team to read. - Candie's pregnant! (Organ music) Who is the father? Is it Mr. Garrison? Chef? Chanting "Congratulations" sounds just odd. - Dang, Krista is violent when she's drunk isn't she? So is she the next Crystal in that she'll mix it up with the guys instead of staying in the women's division? A Crystal/Krista "Who is the dominant female in the fed" feud would be interesting. - I fucking hate that Pussycat Dolls song. I kinda feel bad after Rodez was so serious in his promo that I had him doing the chicken dance before the match. - Which version is Know Your Role '99 anyway? Is it the one on WWF The Music Vol. 4? The SJ/PRL confrontation did what it was supposed to do; set the story for the title match. - I was pleased with how my match turned out. Why did the GPX applaud, you ask? I....uh.....actually have no clue myself. Really....I don't. - The Popick promo didn't really need to have him talk about PRL since, well, we just HAD a segment with the two. Still, it put over the main event. - I don't need no family counseling. Shoulda smacked Eddy Kalm upside his head. - Triple threat matches seem like a total bitch to write, but Alf got everyone involved and teased both Zack and Alf winning well. It also keeps Popick's "cheap win" streak alive. But what the HELL does the crew need a tub of light tubes under the ring for, anyway?

I was more surprised that it took Gill this long to score on his own net than anything else. Even the announcers have started calling him out on his never-ending series of fuck-ups. Hal Gill putting the puck in his own net..... An inability to win at home..... Showing absolutely no fire night in and night out..... .....it's called Bruins.

It definitely cuts down on any flamewars that might break out. I would like it better if there wasn't that little box with the "View this post" link, because that is just too much temptation for some people. I'd rather the ignore feature completely erase a poster's post from a thread.

You just don't want Beltran on the Red Sox.

Perhaps you can get packages for multiple games, but single game tickets probably won't start selling until the new year. Checking the Pirates webpage, it doesn't say when tickets are on sale, just the prices.

As Alf said, put every single one of them on ignore for the rest of the season. If you reply, they'll continue to bait and the cycle will go on.

so what is it about then? what the fuck does DETROIT of all places have to do with Thanksgiving? If anything, New England should have an annual game, Plymouth Rock and shit! For one thing, they want the Thanksgiving games indoors because they treat them like mini-Superbowls with the musical performances at halftime and all and don't want bad weather to affect those games, which it probably will if they were in Foxboro. Also, the Thanksgiving game has been the most attended Lions home game for a good while (and also is usually the Lions' only nationally televised game each year) so I don't think they would want to part with such a sweet deal.

I'll bring it up with the others on the staff. Now I'm closing this to stop the incredible simulations of "humor" people are trying to make.

I hope that bit at the beginning is ok, KC. I kind of wanted to show the difference between Rodez and PK, whereas Rodez is still his fun loving self while PK has turned into a grouch.

BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and it is for the OAOAST X-Division championship! In this match, the title can change hands via count out or disqualification. [b]*GOOOOOOOOOONNNNG!!!!![/b] “YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!” “C’mon man” “DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK.....” [i]Mama Said Knock You Out[/i] hits the PA as the challenger struts through the sliding doors, spinning around to show off his shimmering robe and shined up tag title belt. BUFFER Introducing first, the challenger; from Grand Rapids, Michigan, he weighs in at two hundred and twenty-eight pounds. For 6 months he held the title he is fighting for tonight, going down in history as one of the greatest X-Division champions in the OAOAST. He is also one half of the World Tag Team Champions. Ladies and gentlemen, the “Silky Smooth One”......LLLLLLLLEONNNNNNN RRRRROOOOODEEEEEEEZZZZ!!! Rodez hops up onto the apron, saluting the capacity crowd as he steps through the ropes. He walks over to Buffer and asks for the mic as his music fades. RODEZ Hold up for a minute. I know this is a big match coming up, but I just want to wish everyone here and everyone watching a Happy Thanksgiving. I know about half our audience is probably so stuffed with turkey that they are asleep in front of the TV right now, so I think it is safe to do something that might make me look a little silly, but hey, we’re here to have some FUN, right? “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” RODEZ That’s what I like to hear! Now come on, everybody; let’s do a special Thanksgiving dance! Come on, up on your feet. Hit the music. [i]*dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun[/i] *clapclapclapclap* Suddenly, Rodez launches into the chicken (or turkey, in this case) dance. The crowd joins in, not laughing AT Leon but WITH Leon (at least, that’s what he wants to believe). COACH I don’t believe this.....sit DOWN, Michael. COLE (clapping along) You can’t say Leon Rodez doesn’t know how to get these fans behind him, guys. CABOOSE I just hope he isn’t getting *TOO* loosened up here, because his opponent isn’t in the mood for games. Rodez then breaks into the Funky Chicken, flapping his arms like wings and bobbing his head. RODEZ Funky Chicken! Well, Funky Turkey, in this case. Same difference. Rodez continues dancing, but the beginning strains of [i]Oh Hell Yeah[/i] breaks up the party. Rodez shrugs and begins to warm up as the X-Champion steps out onto the stage, lightly shaking his head at him. “BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” The crowd boos more because of the interruption in their fun than anything else. Knight stares straight ahead at the ring as he walks, not even attempting to play to the crowd. BUFFER And his opponent; from Fall River, Massachusetts, weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds. He is the current reigning X-Division champion......PETERRRRRRRR KNIIIIIIIIIGHT!! COLE We have seen a definite change in attitude in our X-Champion over the past month. A few weeks ago he turned down a reunion with his former tag team partner The Parka, choosing instead to defend his title against him two weeks ago, apparently thinking that Parka would not be a difficult opponent. Unfortunately, things didn’t go the way he thought, so he ended up walking out of the match and got counted out. GM Calvin Szechstein, not at all happy, made a rematch for this Sunday at November Reign and also made this match tonight, with the stipulation in both matches that Knight can lose the title by countout or DQ. CABOOSE These two have faced off in the past, the most well known being the Ultimate X match at License to Pin, but this actually is the first time these two have gone one-on-one in the ring. Referee Tim White takes the belt from Knight and raises it for the fans to see before handing it off to Buffer. He checks both men for foreign objects and, not finding any on either man, steps back and calls for the bell. *DING DING* Leon and Knight circle, sizing each other up. Knight feints going for a lockup, causing Rodez to quickly jump out of the way. They circle again and this time lock up, Knight using his power advantage to back Rodez into the corner, breaking cleanly at three. They return to the center of the ring and size each other up once more before locking up again. Rodez quickly grabs a side headlock, but Knight backs him into the ropes and shoots him off, dropping down as he comes back, but Rodez hops over him and bounces off again, this time leapfrogging Knight as he ducks down for a backdrop. Rodez bounces off again and charges towards Knight, but he gets his 265 pound body in the air high enough to leapfrog Rodez. He tries a hiptoss as Rodez returns again, but Rodez floats through it and armdrags Knight to the mat, catching Knight with another as he gets up......followed by one more, leaving Knight seated on the mat in the corner. He slaps the canvas as Rodez eggs the crowd on. COLE Guess you were wrong, Caboose; Rodez definitely seems ready for this one. Knight gets back to his feet and extends his arm, wanting to have a test of strength with Rodez. Rodez cautiously extends his own arm and makes contact with Knight’s hand. They lock fingers and Knight pulls him in, kneeing him in the chest and ramming his head into the turnbuckle. He nails him with a few rights and whips him into the opposite corner. He charges in, looking to follow up, but Rodez quickly avoids the charge and Knight hits the turnbuckles, stumbling back into a schoolboy. 1.... 2.... But Knight kicks out. Rodez pulls him up by the hair, but Knight stuns him with a shot to the gut and pushes him into the ropes again. He tries a clothesline, but Rodez ducks it and shoots off the opposite side, but Knight is ready for him as he pushes Rodez upwards with a flapjack and steps back, letting Rodez splat face first on the mat. He goes for the cover. 1...... 2..... But Rodez kicks out. Knight grabs Rodez’ arm, pulling it behind him while digging his knee into the back. COLE Knight is slowing the pace way down here, because Rodez is well known for being able to run circles around his opponents. COACH I swear this guy acts like a monkey on PCP sometimes. Knight applies more pressure as Rodez uses his legs to try and find the ropes to force a break. He manages to scoot along on his bottom and gets close to the ropes, but Knight notices this and takes his knee off the back, dragging Rodez by the arm back towards the center of the ring and dropping an elbow, but Rodez quickly sits up, causing a miss. Both men get back to their feet, both favoring their arm. Knight grabs Rodez again and knees him in the gut, pushing him into the corner and, with his good arm…. *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOO!!” *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOO!!” *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOO!!” Fires off the chops. That doesn’t faze Rodez much however, as he grabs Knight and switches positions…. *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOO!!” *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOO!!” *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOO!!” *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOO!!” *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOO!!” Fires off five chops. He grabs Knight’s arm and whips him into the corner, charging in and leaping into the air, following it up by crashing into Knight with a Shining Wizard. Knight stumbles out of the corner stunned and eats a standing dropkick, with Rodez quickly going for the pin. COLE He might have it here. 1..... 2..... NO! Knight barely gets his shoulder up. CABOOSE Ooh, almost. Rodez is starting to feel it. Rodez pulls Knight up by the hair and twirls his finger in the air, backing up towards the corner. Rodez climbs the turnbuckles and sits on top and hooking Knight’s head. COLE Look out here. Rodez looks like he’s going for a tornado DDT COACH Rodez wants to finish it right now. Rodez adjusts himself on top and readies himself to jump off, but Knight nails him with a shot to the gut, followed by another….and another, which releases Rodez’ grip on him. Knight turns around and grabs Rodez’ wrists, pulling forward and flipping Rodez off the top and slamming him onto his back. Rodez writhes in pain as Knight shakes the cobwebs out and goes for the pin. 1...... 2..... 3.....NO! Rodez got his foot on the bottom rope. Knight sits on his knees and lets out a breath before grabbing Rodez by the locks and pulling him up, but before he can do anything, Rodez slaps his arms away and stuns him with a jab! “YEAHHHHHHHH!!” A jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns and blows the kiss to the crowd and sticks his foot out to set up the enziguri, but Knight holds on to it, leaving Rodez hopping on one foot. Knight pushes the foot away, spinning Rodez around, but Leon uses the momentum to swing around and smash his foot into Knight’s head with a whip kick, sending him reeling and draping him on the middle rope. “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Rodez nods and turns towards the ropes, doing the Funky Chicken once again before he sprints into the ropes, bouncing off and charging towards Knight, leaping and draping his leg across Knight’s spine. COACH …… COLE Fine, I’ll do it. CALL THAT BITCH BOJANGLES~! Knight collapses to the mat and Rodez drags him to the center of the ring before going for the pin. 1...... 2...... 3!!! – NO! Knight just gets his shoulder up before the pin. COLE Leon Rodez was just inches away from becoming the X-Champion once again. COACH And Peter Knight was just inches away from being the ex-X-Champion. (Grin) CABOOSE (Golf clap) Rodez grabs Knight’s arm and leg and drags him towards the corner, making a throat slash gesture, informing everyone what he wants to try. “YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” COLE This is it guys, Rodez is going for the 450. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” CABOOSE Oh come on, not again. The crowd rises and boos as Scotty Static and Johnny Jax appear on the stage and run down the aisle. COLE Dammit, they did this last week during Rodez’ World Title match. Why are they out here now? COACH They don’t want Rodez to win any titles, Cole. Is that too hard to understand? Rodez runs towards the ropes as the GPX hop onto the apron and slug both of them back to the floor. Unfazed, they hop back on only to get knocked down again. “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” COLE Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s ZACK! They must have known that the GPX would try something again! Zack Malibu sprints down the aisle and runs right into Johnny Jax, spinning him around and slugging him on the floor. White goes to the floor to attempt to break up the brawl as Leon and Static trade blows on the apron. Rodez tries a right, but Static ducks it, grabbing Leon’s head and snapping him throat first on the top rope. As the GPX double team Zack on the floor, Rodez stumbles back, coughing for air, but stumbles right into a fireman’s carry by Knight! He steadies himself and spins Rodez off, drilling him into the mat with the Knightmare!! He covers as White slides back in, unaware of the assist by Static. 1..... 2...... 3!!!!! *DING DING* COACH Ah ha! The GPX screwed Rodez out of another title! Static and Jax shove Zack off and high five as Knight gets his belt and his hand raised by the referee. BUFFER Here is your winner, and STILL the OAOAST X-Division champion......PETERRRRRRRR KNIIIIIIIGHT!!!! Knight raises his belt and pumps his fist, happy about the win until he sees the GPX staring at him from the aisle. Knight looks at them with confusion as a staredown commences. Suddenly, the GPX begins applauding Knight. CABOOSE What the hell is that all about? Zack, having slid into the ring to check on his partner, is asking himself that same question as he looks first at the GPX clapping and then at Knight. Knight’s confusion seems to increase as he watches them back up the aisle, still applauding. COLE Well, this is definitely a head scratcher. The GPX get the best of The Usual Suspects tonight, but it remains to be seen if they will in the Ironman tag team match coming up this Sunday at November Reign. COACH But you have to say this win by Knight, beating the man that held the title for nine months, gives him a new shot of confidence for his match against Parka this Sunday. COLE A lot of questions to be answered at November Reign. We’ll be back with more HeldDOWN in a bit.

Never mind them. I suggest shooting a PM over to Admin Mike (SN: admin) and telling him whatever you want to propose.

Well, Smulders IS Canadian herself, so why beat around the bush? They should have faded out for a bit after Ted meets the stripper; would have made the last joke that much better.

Yep. I read in the paper a few weeks ago that there was a "surprise ending" to this season. That must be it. I don't know if I want to watch next week at all now. And I thought the last non-elimination leg was typically the leg before the final one?

And then they went and got bounced in the first round, just like the year before....and the year before that. They've only made the coference semis ONCE in the last 10 years even though they had one of the best records in the league in '01-'02 and last season. On top of that, you have ownership saying "Oh yeah, with this new agreement we'll be in GREAT shape" and then when guys start signing, they say "Oh....I didn't think teams wouldn't be paying THIS much for players."

I said up until now they hadn't and were coasting along this month. They should have started doing this on and after the 2-hour special.

It all boils down once again to the fact that TNA isn't giving us much reason to care about these guys. They seem to be starting to if this week's show is any indication, but there still isn't a "money" angle yet that makes me want to tune in each week to see how it will progress. Perhaps AJ/Joe or even Monty/Christian will become one, but they aren't there yet. Tenay and West don't bother me much, but that crowd is starting to get on my nerves a bit.

I *guess* I like this trade, but hearing Beckett has shoulder problems scares me a bit. I'm glad they didn't put Lester in there, at least.

Maria should....nay...MUST wear that dress more often Other than that, I got nothin'.

I deleted it. It froze my comp as well.

Cena's character has LONG been stale; only the fact that JBL was such a good foil in their feud helped sustain the early part of his title reign, but now he doesn't have anyone like that to play against and now the fans are tiring of him. I don't know if pulling a Rock on him will do anything, because I don't know if Cena can have that "cool heel" aura that Rock did.

Can we *NOT* turn this into "Dama vs. the World" part 753? Let's just settle down and stare at the boobies.

Update: The Bruins still suck. The way the Rangers were just smacking them around the ice in the third and the Bruins not hitting back was just pathetic.

And Brady still put up 250+ and 3 TDs on the D. They won that game because the Pats secondary couldn't do dick. After a strong start against weak offenses, the D has given up about 20 points a game since the Rams game, I believe. That's good considering the offense, but they aren't the most improved D in the NFL since their secondary is still kinda weak in my eyes. And after today, I'd call the AFC East the weakest division. The Jets are putrid, the Dolphins and Bills have no offense (and no D as well in the case of Buffalo) and the Pats are probably going to average 300 passing yards against the rest of the season. Seattle gives the West the edge here. EDIT: Bill Belichick's father died last night, so I just like to pass along condolences.

I think NE and NO are the only ones getting Pats/Saints. This announce team has forced me to do the ol' "Mute the TV and turn on the radio guys" routine. EDIT: Cool, the Saints are imploding. Will Smith called for three penalties on one play.