Spaceman Spiff

Oh, hey, and who's bright idea was it for Chavo to renounce his Hispanic heritage on a show devoid of Hispanics? Who's he going to feud with?

So did Hassan & Taker. Why aren't they gunning for the US Title?

Why wouldn't you want your best talent fighting for the World Title, instead of a lesser belt? That doesn't make sense. And hopefully Batista squashes him.

Shit, why is that a dark match? That was probably better than any of the matches on Raw.

I was just amped to see Kanyon in action again. Being a good match was just icing on the cake.

Am I missing something here? Brooke Hogan isn't remotely "hot".

So, I guess we don't get HBK/Angle III (where HBK gets the last win)? Instead we'll get...Hogan/HBK?

Hey, Rene is stealing Masters' gimmick!

Val carried Masters to a good match, so hopefully he can do the same for Rene. Although, I'd rather see Conway/Venis.

Val Venis? Yeah, they've definitely written off this show.

Well would you rather them say 'Itll probaly be a low rated show, so lets do nothing'? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, that's pretty much what they've done all show.

Because I could've sworn it was "one...more...match!" for Hogan at WM, but I must've been dreaming.

Potato sack? Jump rope? Yeah, this is gonna be a trainwreck.

Good lord, I doubt these chicks can even remember what Coach said after "here's what you have to do", much less all those instructions.

I have to question why they would run that segment on what is likely to be a low rated show? Why not wait until next week when it isn't a holiday? And who was that dude who jumped out form behind those crates?

The 1st entertaining thing so far tonight.

"Nosie Nellie"? "Moaned & I groaned 'til I got my way." Man, HBK was awful there.

Wow, I never knew what excitement was until I saw rest holds between Snitsky & Show.

Please, not Hassan. He's terrible in the ring, which wouldn't be so bad (see Cena), but Hassan has no credibility, and really isn't over (cheap heat & reflexive "USA!" chants do not = "over"). He'd make an awful champ, and would only serve to hurt Batista's heat. Hell, I'd take the Randy Orton over Hassan, and I can't stand Orton. I'd say Orton, or a returning Brock.

::looks at post title:: ::looks at poster's avatar and title:: LOL.

The Jimmy Rollins story! Last year he was better, but he seems to be back in the mindset of a power hitter this year.

Maybe check: Format>>Paragraph and look at the line spacing? I dunno what you would have hit that would have changed it.

These are the ones I usually pimp. A favorite moment of mine happened in an FBI match. Palumbo/Stamboli vs. 2 indy jobbers. The FBI get the legal jobber in their corner, and the legal FBI throws a punch, tags out, the new legal guy steps around the ringpost to the right side of the corner, comes in, throws 1 punch, then immediatley tags out. The new legal FBI again steps around the ringpost to the right side of the corner, comes in, & throws 1 punch, & tags out, repeating the sequence again. I think they went through at least 4 or 5 rotations in the sequence.

Didn't you do 1 of these threads before? Or did you only do the "let me predict your future" thread?

It's tilted as far right as this one is left.