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THURSDAY BYU at TCU SATURDAY Georgia Tech at Clemson Purdue at Northwestern Wisconsin at Iowa Wake Forest at Maryland Vanderbilt at Georgia Ohio State at Michigan State Kansas at Oklahoma Pittsburgh at Navy Stanford at UCLA Kansas State at Colorado Missouri at Texas LSU at South Carolina Virginia Tech at Boston College Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Missouri/Texas game? 65 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Michigan State's Javon Ringer have against Ohio State? 167

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"My eye! My doctor told me not to get pudding in it!"

Do these teams have some kind of aversion to reading their clues thoroughly?

Hey, a win. I was afraid I was going to mirror the Dolphins from last year.

"Five dollar foot looooooooong!"

As soon as I saw the offense spread out, and no LB's in the middle, I said "the QB's gonna run it in." I *think* Miami had a timeout left, so I'm pretty shocked they didn't take it right there, since it was pretty obvious what was coming.

Unless Prado is the guy killing people & cutting off pieces of their skin. Maybe he knows what kind of stuff the dead brother was in to, and is covering up by killing everyone that could spill the beans.

And, to the shock of nobody, Sarah Palin got boo'd in Philly. Although they kept music playing throughout her entire time on the ice in an attempt to drown out most of it.

Kizarny? What the...?

Miami - 26 (2.5) Chicago Miami Indianapolis (4.5) Detroit New Orleans (7.5) N.Y. Jets (6.5) Tampa Bay (1.5) Washington (13.5) Denver (3.5) (5.5) Dallas (5.5) Philadelphia Green Bay New England (7.5) N.Y. Giants

Good (well, not for Haas, he's been more entertaining than Santino), now have Santino drop the belt back to Kofi.

Andy's "that...doesn't sound right" line to close that scene was great.

"I'll be showin' her my 'o-face'. Oh! Oh!"

He's doing those pop-up thought bubbles on Smackdown, so I don't see him getting released. He's rumored to be returning later this month. And I believe Kidman is a trainer down in the WWE's Florida developmental fed.

George Lucas's o-face was 10 kinds of awesome, but yeah, the episode was so-so. I ended up liking the Indiana Jones storyline more than the Cartman/Butters storyline.

THURSDAY Clemson at Wake Forest FRIDAY Louisville at Memphis SATURDAY Texas vs. Oklahoma Iowa at Indiana Colorado at Kansas South Carolina at Kentucky Kansas State at Texas A&M Notre Dame at North Carolina Michigan State at Northwestern Arizona at Stanford Iowa State at Baylor LSU at Florida Penn State at Wisconsin Oklahoma State at Missouri Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas/Oklahoma game? 60 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Missouri's Chase Daniel have against Oklahoma State? 313

Both Phillies/Dodgers series were post-Manny-trade.

I'm beginning to see why Ken cheated on Tina. And Terrance & Sarah are terrible at the little details (missing the flagged staircase last week, missing the taxis this week).

Miami - 20 (3.5) Tennessee Carolina (9.5) (3.5) Chicago Green Bay (0.5) (3.5) Indianapolis (6.5) San Diego N.Y. Giants (7.5) Washington Denver (3.5) Buffalo Dallas (17) San Francisco Pittsburgh New Orleans (3.5)

Hey, there's another one.

Ugh, Santino.

And that's all that really matters.

I think Benoit has a stranglehold on that vote.

Hey, now, Doug Basham was a pretty good worker.