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From the people who brought you Drudge, FreeRepublic and BioDome.. When you need a pearl of Cock Wisdom.. go get it from the man himself.. MikeSC (pronounced "Mick-esk") in The Little Mike Book "OK, as somebody who voted for Strom, I'll tell y'all something: We KNEW he was incompetent. Not exactly a shocker. He looked like he was dead. HOWEVER, his STAFF was the greatest. You needed ANYTHING and they'd always deliver. People voted for the STAFF --- not for Thurmond." - Mike, 6/29/03, on Senator Strom "What Strom BELIEVED or liked is absolutely irrelevant. What he DID from the moment segregation ended IS important and NOBODY can say that he treated blacks and differently than whites from that point on." - Mike, 6/29/03 "If you saw the motley crew of incompetent boobs the Democrats ran against Strom, you'd understand why he won all of the time. He was actually MORE capable than his opponents, even in '94 when he last won election (heck, I can't even REMEMBER his last opponent). Respect the system and how it's "supposed" to work? I did just that. I voted for the best option of the two candidates. Sadly, that option was Strom." - Mike, 6/29/03 "Why do you think I won't do any work for the state GOP? Because they refused to take him aside (BTW, I've met him more than once and while he can't speak, I think his rather bad body funk speaks volumes -- I'm just glad I'm not a woman as I understand he's REALLY "grabby" with women) and tell him that they need him to throw whatever support he can towards another candidate." - Mike, 6/29/03 "GOP passed the Housing Rights and Civil Rights Acts of the '60's --- not the Dems." - Mike, 8/17/03 "Well, I have become something that I didn't think REALLY happened to anybody. I am a guy who was beaten -- rather savagely --- by my (now ex-) fiancee. Snce July, she had beaten me 4 times. Usually, it was nothing more than slaps, an attempted kick to the groin, and hair-pulling. On Thursday, when I informed her I was, in fact, leaving town immediately, she beat me for 20 minutes straight. She smashed her portable phone over my head, opening up a rather nice-sized gash and the blood pouring down my face caused the neighbors to call the cops on my behalf." - Mike, 9/14/03 "AARP delivers millions of votes every election. God knows how or why. Heck, they're old --- they probably are confused or something." - Mike, 11/29/03 "If Kerry couldn't win his own state in a primary --- which he might not --- then then how much good is he?" - Mike, 12/03/03 "You know, we could easily simply pull OUT of that shithole and let that collection of inbred monkeys get torn down by the radical sub-human monkeys in that crap country." - Mike, 12/04/03, on Saudi Arabia "The leadership of Arabia financially supports people who kill innocents to advance their beliefs. Thus, they forfeit the right of being called "humans". ANYBODY who supports that kind of behavior is a sub-human monkey." - Mike, 12/04/03, clarifying his stance "The U.N has kinda hurt itself with the whole "appointing sub-human terrorist monkeys to key council positions" approach to multilateralism." - Mike, 12/30/03 "Is it me, or has the violence increased NOTICEABLY since the Spanish election? Hmm, did the capitulation of Spain possibly increase the resolve of the monkeys? Is all of the "Vietnam" talk here doing the same?" - Mike, 4/9/04 "Well, the questions are beginning to get asked. Kerry is going to learn what a competitive election is like --- seeing as how he never faced one" - Mike, 4/14/04, on the first SBVFT-related claims "The problem the Dems have is that they don't really have anybody else who can win." - Mike, 5/3/04 "I don't hate all cultures. Just ones populated by people who would best serve humanity as fertilizer for our pretty gardens" - Mike, 5/12/04 "if anybody ever met me, I'd immediately be cooler than most of the people they know" - Mike, 5/12/04 "You think I'm taking this stuff seriously? Heck, outside of BX'S homoerotic fixation with me, not much here to TAKE seriously." - Mike, 5/13/04 "Wow, I'm touched that people aspire to be me." - Mike, 5/29/04 "Since the people I can't stand are here, I have few problems pissing in this pool. I'll be here constantly --- JUST to piss the lot of you off. Toodles for now." - Mike, 5/31/04, on HD "I don't HAVE to troll --- you people are so moronic and, well, take everything here so darned seriously that anything I do will lead to a total disruption." - Mike, 5/31/04 "Oh, I'm sorry. You apparently mistook me for somebody who cared what you thought. I will, in the future, attempt to remove that misconception from you." - Mike, 6/14/04 "Hard to say "beaten up" when I won't hit a girl. It's not like I couldn't have beaten the hell out of her if I chose to. I suppose finding the beating of women immoral might make me less manly in your eyes. Go back to clubbing the hooker." - Mike, 6/14/04 "The reporters KNEW of the attack --- and didn't alert a soul. They just decided to cover the story --- screw the deaths that their silence will create. They are unbelievably evil people. " - Mike, 6/15/04 "Wow, it really should blow my mind that people would defend anything a Democratic-supported group." - Mike, 6/28/04 "Does making asinine comments make you cool?" - Mike, 6/28/04 "My intention in creating this thread was for people who have seen this film, to discuss it, not just paste other people's reviews of the flick. We already have a couple of those in the Current Event Forum, but as with most threads relating to Michael Moore, this thread has been hijacked......" - NoCal Mike, 6/28/04 "This gets filed under "tough shit"." - Mike, 6/28/04 "And, Wolf, why don't you just go get your yourless fucking ass banned again?" - Mike to Banky, 6/29/04 "Kerry's VP, If you choose to believe Drudge will be Hillary. He's reporting that Hillary is the massive front-runner to this slot." - Mike, 6/30/04 "Tyler, I'm also quite aware of how much work and time Edwards plowed into SC to win here. He had working this state for a LONG time. BUT, he couldn't win his own state, NC, primary." - Mike, 6/30/04, on John Edwards, winner of the North and South Carolina primaries "I will say, honestly, Drudge is about as reliable as the NY Times. Take it as you wish." - Mike, 6/30/04 "Kerry is a terrible candidate and, though this is being ignored, Bush is leading or tied in a ton of polls --- and this was AFTER a patch of bad crap from Iraq." - Mike, 7/6/04 "Stop the incessant flame-baiting. You're simply trolling here. Go elsewhere, where your trolling is appreciated." - Mike, 7/6/04 "I love that I'm called names by trollers and flamers." - Mike, 7/6/04 "Bush has mastered the art of lowering expectations. The man is exceptionally intelligent and has few qualms about people believing otherwise. He has the huge advantage that the two big issues, terrorism and economy, appear to be very much in his favor." - Mike, 7/6/04 "Because the economy is rebounding in a major way and we'll be slowly pulling out of Iraq. It's going to be hard for Kerry to constantly claim that things are getting worse when they clearly aren't." - Mike, 7/6/04 "I'm saying Bush is smarter. Flat out. He also has that Harvard degree." - Mike, 7/6/04, on the intelligence of Bush and Kerry "The moment Lurch becomes more public, especially with David Cassidy by his side, they will flame out." - Mike, 7/6/04 "interesting bit of trivia --- infamous VP lightweight Dan Quayle actually had MUCH more experience in office than Edwards has had. So, I suppose we'll be getting all of the same Quayle is a child jokes for Edwards." - Mike, 7/6/04 "why the hell should he? It'd be like blasting a President in the 1920's for not speaking to the KKK" - Mike, 7/10/04, on Bush not speaking to the NAACP "The NAACP is every inch as racist and bigoted today as the KKK was." - Mike, 7/10/04 "Was the ad dumb? Yup. Pointless to the extreme. Should the vets have done it? Nope" - Mike, 8/6/04, on the SBVFT ads "I do not even REMOTELY care if [Kerry] "deserved" his accolades." - Mike, 8/6/04 "[Kerry]'s melting down. When he loses, you'll point to this also." - Mike, 8/21/04 "And, Jesse, compared to you, people suffering acute head trauma are brilliant" - Mike, 8/25/04 "[Kerry]'s losing support quickly and it's only getting uglier. His campaign is progeressively looking less and less serious." - Mike, 9/9/04 "Cleeland should be laughed at for his problems" - Mike, 9/19/04, on Max Cleland, triple-amputee "But nothing I've said is inaccurate in any way, shape, or form." - Mike, 9/19/04, on his accuracy "[Kerry]'s not a war hero. 4 months does not a hero make." - Mike, 9/19/04 "Then again, if Cleeland was irresponsible here rather than in Vietnam, he'd have not had a career at all, so them's the breaks." - Mike, 9/19/04 "[Kerry]...didn't...do...squat." - Mike, 9/19/04, on Kerry's war service "[Kerry]'s words caused more deaths than the one life he saved. What a hero." - Mike, 9/19/04 "Somebody linked to intentionally planting stories to turn an election they're losing BADLY is worse than somebody covering up a 3rd rate burglary." - Mike, 9/21/04 "The Dems are simply working their ass off to explain why their guy tanked so royally in an election they mistakenly felt was in the bag." - Mike 9/21/04 "So, if Saddam wins, will Kerry bash him, as he has done to Allawi? Nice of Kerry to be so kind to our allies. What a fucktard." - Mike, 9/23/04 "Blaming Gallup because Kerry is tanking is sad" - Mike, 9/29/04 "Kerry is STILL sucking eggs --- but a runaway election isn't fun for the news, so they want to make a competition where one does not exist." - Mike, 10/2/04 And if you get the Little Mike Book.. you can get one of the following books.. "Why Kerry will be crushed", "Republican Supermen" or "Holtz: Our greatest enemy" or the video: "Mike v. Max: MikeSC takes on Max Cleland, in the octagon" pick up your portable phone nownownownow and GET IT

nah.. to be a bully.. he would have to have some sort of power or reason for people to be scared of him. He doesn't have that.

Well, if you feel taking the word of a fool is worth...oh wait, look who I'm speaking to here. Of COURSE you have no problem taking the word of a fool. -=Mike Possibly.. but I guess I would be taking the word of a jackass if I started to believe your posts. (Tyler is an expert at being a fool.. so in theory, he would be good at identifying fools) but then again, you're the "everybody but me is stupid" school of thought

So, if Tyler is an expert, wouldn't that mean he's probably right about Mike?

Tyler.. you were a bit off there "I will say, honestly, Drudge is about as reliable as the NY Times. Take it as you wish." - Mike, 6/30

If Walken isn't in the Chairman Kaga role.. then it sucks

Maybe because they figured out that sampling 2 Republicans out of every 5 people is an inaccurate sample of America. You only seem to take polls seriously if they refuse to admit that oversampling Republicans is inaccurate. You're probably still witnessing the meltdown of John Kerry, which started almost 2 months ago. Interesting how realistic samples don't show that Bush has a 12 point lead. Very interesting.. I'll have to remember that line for use on you. "I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Washington. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly. We made them drink poison last night and George W. Bush's soldiers and his great forces gave the Democrats a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly. My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all! Bush will win in a landslide" "He's melting down. When he loses, you'll point to this also." - Mike, 8/21 "He's losing support quickly and it's only getting uglier. His campaign is progeressively looking less and less serious." - Mike, 9/9 "Somebody linked to intentionally planting stories to turn an election they're losing BADLY is worse than somebody covering up a 3rd rate burglary." - Mike, 9/21 "Blaming Gallup because Kerry is tanking is sad" - Mike, 9/29 "Kerry is STILL sucking eggs" - Mike, 10/2 MikeSC for President: "He doesn't shift in the wind, ever!"

they're so horrible for making the sample more realistic So.. did the media oversample Republicans as part of this conspiracy?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134268,00.html Who is Communists for Kerry? http://www.hellgate.org/disclaimer/ There's probably a coordinated effort to make jackasses of the major media, and that's not too bad. BTW.. Fox isn't fooled by Billionaires for Bush

Note to self: do not send form letter about Tuesday's debate until 11pm Tuesday

Newsweek's sample was 35% Republican, 37% Democrat, 28% Independent which induced whining since it varied from the last Newsweek poll's sample which was 40% Republican, 31% Democrat, 28% Independent Damn you Newsweek.. for stacking the deck for Kerry.. by not polling 2 Republicans out of every 5 respondents. *shakes fist*

Gallup is so non-biased.. since 39 out of every 100 voters they sample is a Republican. Misc. Poll news: http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1nw.htm

Harry Truman.. our first president to be killed by a volcano.. Harry Truman –- and his 16 cats -– refused to leave home at the base of Mount St. Helens before the eruption. The 83-year-old operated a lucrative lodge on Spirit Lake.

Is anybody going to just stay in their homes this time? (like Harry Truman.. who died in the eruption)

on checking.. it's bullshit It fails the Nader test. Head-to-head, it's 48-43 Bush I guess polls taken with parts of the state still recovering from hurricanes are accurate.

Modesty rules.

Right place. Right time. Here's the field of candidates for the Democrats in 1976:

Debate #2 is Town Hall Debate #3 is Domestic

Bush talking over Lehrer was interesting as well. As for Bush's statement about the intelligence.. Bush drank 10 beers Kerry drank 10 beers Bush was driving the car and crashed So I guess Kerry was to blame for drinking too.

Bush wasn't impressive Kerry didn't exactly KO him, but Bush was flustered. Bush was repetitive. Kerry won. For somebody who wants to stay on the offensive in the war.. Bush was very defensive tonight. The light system disappointed me.. I thought that they'd show a spotlight.. not that little light

According to ABC, who sampled 35 Republicans and 35 Democrats, Kerry DID do better than a tie. I bet those Republicans were from Vermont.

Don't grill Bush on slipping on the Saddam/Osama thing.. it's been awhile since he's said Osama in public.

Former Congressman Matthew Perry (R-FL) said that Kerry won on MSNBC. Maybe Chris Matthews intimidated him.

Iraq War: Against Big Gov't/Small Gov't: In-between. So the Government isn't a lardass, but a fit body. War on drugs: It's failed. Leave these issues to the states. Keep some fed help around for cross-state work or border smuggling. Abortion: I wish it didn't happen. But I won't unreasonably restrict it either. And PBA should be banned unless in cases of the mother's health. Gay marriage: No real opinion. Honestly, I don't know where we got to the point where the Government has put up so much influence on marriage (with tax breaks and other benefits). I voted against the marriage definition in Missouri. Social programs: Make sure the money is being spent well. Cut waste. Taxes: The taxes on the higher incomes could be raised a bit. I'd prefer something which increases revenue, so we don't run such a big deficit Pledge: Irrelevant Wedge Issue. The House is fucking stupid for passing the unconstitutional Pledge Protection act. Missouri is stupid for passing a law which requires schools to do the pledge once a week. Guns: Handguns = fine for defense. Hunting weapons = fine. Semi-Automatic and Military Rifles = bad. Affirmative action: Somebody should evaluate the changes in America since the implementation of AA and then maybe a reorganization of the policy is in order. Racism is dying out in America. The courts: there should be some sort of reform Death penalty: It should exist for the worst criminals. It is overapplied right now. But we shouldn't tie our hands by just banning it. Teaching practical sex-ed: The messege is fine, some of the people hearing it may not apply it Across borders racial profiling: We should have "Suspicious person profiling". If you look suspicious, you may be searched. I'd prefer not being so racial about it. Medical Care - Some sort of change would be fine. Bush - Fiscally irresponsible. Has had "bad luck" for 4 years (makes you wonder why he needs 4 more). Kerry - He's my SOB, that's for sure

NH results: McCain was 2000, Buchanan was 1996, Bush was 1992