The Dames

1. A mortal Mariano Rivera is better than 90% of closers in the league ANYWAY. 2. You're right about the pitching. That's been my biggest complaint all year. Dames

If the ball A-Rod hit went about 3-5 feet farther, he'd get all the credit. Dames

Sox fans don't want us to lose now... They want to (try to) do it. The Twins just woke up the Yankees...and the Sox fans know it. Dames

Do you randomly taunt at the top of ramps? I don't need a ramp. Shit, when my phone goes off, two things happen... 1. Everything I do is in slow motion for a few seconds... 2. I decide whether or not the person calling is worth picking up the phone and ending the song. Dames

...I can't WAIT to go into work tomorrow and face off against all the shit talkers. Dames

...Here's a funny little tidbit for ya... Evolution's full theme is my phone ringtone and I play it whenever I deem appropriate....which is most of the time Dames

*plays Evolution's theme and poses* *pyro goes off in my living room* Dames

WHAT !!!!! SON!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!! Fucking SCHOOLED it. Dames

WHAT !!!!! SON!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!! Fucking SCHOOLED it. Dames

And to think...I didn't even want A-Rod on the Yanks. ...Eh, looks like it worked out for now. Dames

Sac fly anyone? Dames

WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ALL! NEVER LOSE HOPE... Dames

Fuck that...I was born in 1980. That means I didn't get to see the Yankees get into the PLAYOFFS until 1995. They're making up for lost time as far as I'm concerned. I'm still mad Mattingly never got his ring. I probably always will be. Dames

...IF we lose this game tonight (see how I never lose hope)... It wouldn't be the first time we'd be down 2-0 in the ALDS...and we've come back before. Dames

Jax was SUCH a fucking jobber. Dames

We didn't ask him to give up a HR. Dames

That HR just KILLED Sturtze's confidence. Dames

MOTHER FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least AngleSault isn't surrounded by tons of Red Sox fans DAILY...all talking all TYPES of garbage. Fucking Connecticut. Dames

Ok...he went down swinging. I'm pissed either way. Dames

Sierra's going down looking. I can FEEL it, it's going to piss me off so much. Dames

He made it mean something alright. A K for Nathan. Dames

...Pretty much. Dames

Ok...I can breathe now. Dames

MOTHER FUCK!!!!