King Cucaracha

Bottom of the board. And of course to troll Battlenuts, my #1 concern in life.

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Clearly needed mention of the raper having a two inch penis to put it over the top on the comedy-o-meter.

"Kamala... I wanna letchu know, you break my heart. You insult all my Muslim brother in dis country. Especial, my brother Muhammed Ali. Cameramanzoomin. Muhammed Ali and Iron Sheik. And you know... Muhammed Ali... deh most black brother in de vorld love Jesus! Because Muhammed, he was Cassius Clays, he bleed this song, he come to the Muslim, sheer Muslim, and also I was in Georgia, my manager was Sonny King. Cameramanzoomin. And, David Ledderman, I wanna listen you good too. An Regis Philbin, David Ledderman, aand Jerry Springer, voloveroall you guys host show, and especial, my good friend in a Morning America... uuuhhhhh... MACLOVER... Maclover, and..and...thelady...uh... uuuuhhhhh, he left... uhhh uhhh uhhhmm... whatever! I wanna say, you did a bad thing Kamala. Look at me. Look at eh Iran. Look at Iron Sheik. Look at my etjuss. Look at my brother, reh reh, another manager, Slick, Doubleu Doubleu Eff. Kamala. You gonna sooner or late, gonna see deh Iron Sheik. Da real Olympic Champion. AAU Champion. I'm not Hulk Hogan. An I'm not some jabroni, like my friend Rock, or anybody else, I'm lakerfangyeh, I'm da legend, I'm like Dan Gable, from Iowa, I'm his teacher. I'm da teacher of the Brad Rheingans. I'm da All Ameri - can! A rrrreal rrrreal, sheer Muslim! I'm from old country. I wanna let you know, Kamala, you are a predjudice, no good, son of a bitch... I vish, Mister Regis Regis Philbin, or David Lebberman, and invite me to their show, to a talk about you, you no good low life son of a bitch! Predjudice. And I wanna let you know... I respacted you! I respacted the jabroni dere... uh, Bossman eh, uuhh Jerry, Jerry Something. Aa-aa-aa-aand also, a New Newman. But I wanna let you know... HEY PLEASE I'M TALKIN'!! I wanna let you know Kamala, you lowlife son of a bitch, a skinny baaaastard! I'm gonna come... put you... suplex you! I'LL PUT YOU IN DE CAMEL CLUTCH! AND I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS! And then you gonna be humble! And then never again you talk bad about my brother black people in America. Yo Allah! Yo Mohammed! Yo Ali! Mohammed Ali, the greatest Muslim brother... OJ Sompsoon, Michael Jordan, and now, YOU GONNA SONJEROUS, YOU BAD TALK ABOUT THEM, I'M GONNA SONJEROUS, I COME DE HALL EH FAME, I COME DE, DE LEGEND! You no good son of a bitch. Sooner or late, I'm gonna call... uh, MACLOVER! Good Morning America, or Today, or David Lennerman, to have a match with me, in Canada, or New Jersey, to the all my friend Jewish people saw it. I'm gonna beat de FUCK outta you! I'm gonna suplex you! I put you in de Camel Clutch! THE BREN BREAK, and I'm gonna FUCK your ass! I makes you humble. Yo Allah! Yo Mohammed! Yo Ali!"

Holy shit what great timing.

The funny thing is, that won't stop him from replying to you with an insult you won't read. Watch.

But, you can't emphasize beef...

Thing is, I actually did look at the stats. Evidently not close enough. My bad!

It pretty much was. Which considering Conan taped in NY for years, and now LA, makes no sense for the Chicago show. But I didn't know what to put in the space. So, what the hell. A skyline's a skyline.

THR and Abdullah vs. CAE and J-MAX

Who else had "Battlenuts, bad insult comic" in the "next post" pool? Everyone. Okay. OMG I MENTIONED BATTLENUTS I'M TROLLING!

Commonly heard phrases in British sport. #1.

See this is why I stopped bothering with any of the other folders after a couple of days. Because I knew this would happen all the time. I dare to disagree with Battlenuts and it's an international incident. Battlenuts thinks someone's funny, I disagree, he comes back with a LOL YO MOMMA joke and whines about trolling. I type the words "also, since I'm here" to move on, Battlenuts takes everything as a serious attack on his very being and has to believe any word that may be against him, no matter how flippant. Adam, since you still care about the wrestling folders, I warned him instead of getting into this shit again at the top of the board. I'll leave you to decide if he took the hint or not by his response. I realise no-one's really running this place anymore and Battlenuts knows he can do whatever the fuck he wants, so whatever. If you want to back me up on the warning for the second flaming without Battlenuts crying conspiracy, please do. If not, enjoy Battlenuts being Battlenuts outside of this folder as well.

Raw was unusually awful tonight, so I said so. If I was 'trolling' you, don't you think I'd have taken less than 2 hours and not waited until after the show just to add a comment? Get a grip.

If you genuinely thought that, poor you. Quit this shit in the wrestling folder. Your high school level disses are bad enough elsewhere, let alone in here. Warned.

Only you could find that guy funny. Explains a lot. Also, since I'm here, fuck this show. Hard. Until anal bleeding occurs. Then fuck it some more. Just awful.

I'm going to complain to my dog about this thread. Night everyone!

*gives Nigger attention*

Nigger.

What more do you expect from a bastion of good discussion (the foundations upon which NHB was built on, for sure) such as myself. By the way, it's you're, not your. If you actually are hiding at the good board like you claim, you might want to cut that shit out.

Blah blah blah, you're an idiot, I must explain why I'm right, same old shit. You offer NOTHING. Stop trying so hard.

If a man with a two inch dick says a girl went all the way, it would mean she went two inches deep. Nigger has a tiny cock. Get it? I'll draw pictures if your still lost. 1. He was talking about watching a porno, so he clearly wasn't in it and referring to himself. 2. The second sentence makes no sense. 3. Small dick jokes are lame. That's not a reason why your post didn't make sense. It's just the truth.

I'd just like to point out, this makes NO sense. Thank you.