Justify your position. Not that you're neutral on this anyway.
I'm very neutral, especially when it comes to things here, but my position is as follows:
You can't moderate fairly. You're pedantic, selfish, and spiteful. The fact that you're semi-intelligent hurts you because you think you have the right to lord it over people who you think aren't as intelligent. An example? You're holding a grudge against message board people. Want another one? You threw a tantrum over at thePit, for whatever god forsaken reason.
Those are things that don't exactly fit the bill of a "good mod." If you honestly wanted to be one, you need to take a step back and look at how much of a child you've been acting like the past few months either here or elsewhere and understand that that's not the kind of person that needs to have power over other people.
And now to address the incoming discourse... Yeah, I've done shit things as a mod too, but I made up for them and I've paid for them. So let's cut that one off at the head before it starts.