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+1 ! ........ ......what the hell do you mean, saying this isn't original ? I spent weeks coming up with this +1 gimmick. Ah, fuck it. I give up.

JR: King, what the hell is this ? Ric Flair has just rolled down a casket to ringside ! And Triple H stuffed Nash into the casket ! By gawd, this is terrifying. DAMN THAT BASTARD TRIPLE H'S SOUL TO HELL ! DAMN HIM, AND MAY HE BURN IN THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE THAT IS HIS BLACK SOUL ! Wait....what is this ? A lightning bolt just struck the casket and now, Nash is rising. He's rising above the casket ! This is the damndest thing I've ever seen ! And look at his hair, blowing like a gentle breeze on a clear Autumn day ! He's breathing a little heavily but he's on top of the cell now ! HHH: Grrrr-uh ! I'll get you Nash-uh ! *HHH attempts to climb cell but tears quad on the first hole and falls* JR: King....this is amazing ! *Nash pumps his fist in the air on top of the cell, but he overexerts himself and tears a quad. He falls on the roof, clutching his leg and screaming* JR: These two gladiators ! By gawd, what a match ! Not for the weak at heart, let me tell you ! ------------------------------------------------------------ If they were willing to have Taker do the whole casket-rising bit, why not Nash ? It will get him on top of the cell at least.

Sorry, but I laughed out loud when he said "Who Cares." Sure, it's nice that wrestling has brought you and your dad closer, but I can't understand why you made a whole topic dedicated to it. What the hell are people supposed to respond besides "Oh, that's nice" or "So ? Who cares ?" It's a nice moment shared between you and your father, but that doesn't mean that you have to run right to the Smark board and create a whole new subject about it. And besides, I don't think Razor was completely out of line. If people around here can post their opinions, why can't he ? You let your personal story out for all to see, so they should have the freedom to comment, whether it's nice or not. Personally, I thought a big "Who cares" when I read your post, and was glad to see that someone actually wrote it. People are entitled to have their opinions, even if they go against what you want them to be.

Well, there was this little thing on MTV called the MTV Movie Awards. I'm sure that took away a good part of the audience who would usually watch Smackdown. In fact, I'm surprised the rating is as high as it is. It's really no big deal.

Okay, let me be truthful here. There were people who did things you thought were wrong. You banned them. And that should be it. It's ridiculous now to start an entire thread, just so people can discuss if these bannings were right and if you were wrong or not. I mean, if I remember correctly, you already apologized about some forum bannings before. Now, you're making a whole thread dedicated to it. I know this isn't the case, but it's almost like you just want MORE attention and MORE people discussing you and what you have done lately. This might even be a little ego-stroking, knowing that forumers will inevitably say "No Dames. You were 100% right. They were 100% wrong. Blah, blah." You're a good moderator and you don't go out of control banning-wise. But it just seems like a waste of space to start a topic like this, and a little bit of attention whoring in my opinion. You're the moderator and you made an important choice, so why not just drop it and move on ? Seriously.

What did Kathy Griffin say in her "comedy"( ) act about WWE wrestlers ?

Or bang a chick with a caterpillar crawling near her eyes ? (Am I the only one that thinks Jordana Brewster, with her obvious unibrow, is pretty friggin ugly?)

So let's see....if I'm extremely overrated, have had my quality slip down in recent years, and I party out till 3:30 am, regardless that the season is still going on....maybe I can be named the Captain of the SmartMarks ! Hell, looks like it's working for Jeter just fine.

Steph: Dad, I just read something on the internet about WWE having no contin......contin....continuity. What does that word mean ? Vince: How the hell should I know that ? Look it up in the dictionary. Steph: Nah, not like it's important or anything. Now, where's Hunter ? It's time for us to write Raw !

See....why did they choose Kane to have the 10 minute long-get back your spirit segment with Austin ? And they just dismissed RVD. So when the team splits up, Kane can start getting groomed for another World Heavyweight Title shot, despite his fan support sucking as much as a vacuum. Meanwhile, RVD will be dumped and become another victim of the White Boy Challenge. It just pains me to see how RVD is thrown away every time. Why not use RVD for this inspiration moment instead of fucking Kane, who will fail when he gets a push, just like every other time !

Man, this show is a train-wreck so far. That Highlight Reel was damn disappointing, and we've had 2 matches in 70 minutes of a show. And one of those matches involved Scott Steiner. Jeez, you heavily hype a Rock interview to get more fans in....and you serve them this. "Bait and Switch" Don Muraco > Face Rock

I usually find Rock, Christian, and Jericho three of the funniest guys on Raw. But I just don't see this as one of the funniest things ever, like some of you are saying. It's kind of boring....

Rock is a face now ? Let's see.....his heel run was complete gold and got the loudest consistent reactions every Raw. Meanwhile, his face runs are pretty boring, predictable, and always get the fans to eventually turn on him. So what do they do ? Make the Rock face ! God dammit, I hate this fuckin company.

When does "Dumb and Dumberer: When HHH met Stephanie" come out ? Could be better than the piece of shit they're planning to release in a few days. R.I.P. Blassie

"Maxim Hair Color for Men" presents WWE Bad Blood. What's next ? "Happy Graduation Robert ! Love Mom and Dad !" presents WWE Vengeance ?

In my opinion, the fans aren't booing Nash SPECIFICALLY, but booing the fact that he's in the Main Event. He doesn't have the athleticism to earn that spot, and he just walked in and was pushed to the Main Event. This is the same reason why the fans seem to be lashing out a little against Goldberg as well. At this point, I really feel that fans WANT to see RVD, Booker T, Jericho, and Kane pushed to some top Heavyweight-title shots on the Raw roster instead of Kevin Nash and inevitably, Bill Goldberg. If Nash and Goldberg were in the solid mid card right now, they wouldn't be getting these boos. But at this point, the fans know who they want to see win the title, and these two aren't it, which leads to this backlash they're getting now.

Sorry, I disagree on that. Spanky's music just doesn't seem like one of a pro-wrestler and I must agree, it does seem out of place. It sounds like some crazy "getting out of high school" type music to me. To me, it specifically sounds like the kind of music a 19-year-old Indy wrestler would have. A complete rookie just starting out, needing some type of cheap, wild music. This isn't the kind of reputation you want to give Spanky, especially since he's already so much smaller and so much more of an underdog than other guys on Smackdown. His music seems more suited to someone in the Indys than WWE

Sorry, I disagree on that. Spanky's music just doesn't seem like one of a pro-wrestler and I must agree, it does seem out of place. Now, I'm sure we can all agree that there's not enough necrophilia in WWE. If there's one thing the WWE is seriously lacking, it's more sex with dead people. Finally, we have to all agree that this HHH/Nash Hell-in-the-Cell match is going to seriously bomb at Bad Blood.

Just to show you how my family was at my uncle's funeral last summer: -My grandmother crying to someone that now that her son died, she was all alone....while my father (her only son) sat in back of her. He then turned around and gave me a Thumbs-Up. -A few minutes later, my grandmother whispers to me "Boy, these funerals get boring after a while, don't they ?" -My grandmother (once again) sitting in front of my dead uncle and telling one of her friends that now that he's dead, she's worried that my father might screw up her bills. -My dad getting a little frustrated with my grandmother and telling my uncle(on my mom's side of the family) "Listen, I'll hold my mother, and you nail her." Then, he finally realized what he actually said and started laughing. .............it was an extremely sad time for my entire family, and there was a lot of crying at the funeral, but we tried to find a little humor in it as much as we could. Though my grandmother said some dumb things (though I seriously doubt it was intentional), we managed to find some funny things in it. My opinion: Funerals are an extremely sad time for everybody, but it doesn't mean a little humor can't be found in there as well.

Well, Flair's still a heel. And it wouldn't make sense for guys like Booker T or Hurricane to come congratulate him. Obviously, they'd still be trying to get revenge for being screwed or beaten by him the past few weeks. It's common sense, right ? They WOULD do that, huh ? Wait....WWE basically forgot that....? ........... ...........then I don't know what the hell to tell you. I would be willing to say that Flair isn't a heel anymore. Sunday night, he was a complete heel. Beginning of Monday night, he was a complete heel. Throughout the night, he made a transformation and by the end of Monday night, he was pretty much a face. So no, he's probably not a heel ANYMORE but he was at the beginning of the night, and such grudges against him shouldn't be quickly forgotten.

Well, Flair's still a heel. And it wouldn't make sense for guys like Booker T or Hurricane to come congratulate him. Obviously, they'd still be trying to get revenge for being screwed or beaten by him the past few weeks. It's common sense, right ? They WOULD do that, huh ? Wait....WWE basically forgot that....? ........... ...........then I don't know what the hell to tell you.

Duh ! The brand extension ! We can't have Stephanie McMahon on Raw ! I mean, if there's one thing WWE maintains, it's continuity ! .......... ..........Now, what date is that Smackdown house show they advertised on Raw last night...?

.......god damn, is there a more lame person in this entire world than you ? I mean, jeezus, that wasn't even funny ! It served no purpose ! Wait...wait....I'm getting ahead of myself here.... ...... .....you suck, Bob ! Yeah, that's the ticket !

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