J.B. Buzzkill

Big ups to CBS for playing some Joe Satriani before commercial breaks.

By that logic, Nebraska better drop out of the top 25.

Animal is introducing the OSU offense. Good God.

And the Orangemen (fuck the Orange) score AGAIN. L'ville's pass D is appalling.

"AUBURN PLAYERS CAN'T READ THIS SIGN."

Damn. 1st Richard Burns, and now Colin. I swear, Subaru is cursed. RIP to 1 of the best drivers to step behind the wheel of, well, anything.

My bad.

Just curious, I heard CSU is wearing throwbacks for the Cal game. Any truth to this?

God, Michigan's tackling is fucking terrible.

Dunno about that. Cody Hawkins looked pretty damn good yesterday. And he's a frosh, so injuries aside, he's gonna get better.

And Caleb Hanie throws a pick in the end zone. FUUUUUCK.

OT in Denver. C'mon Rams.

USF vs. Cincinnati last year was 5-2 at one point.

GODDAMN Colorado has some hideous looking unis. I'm thoroughly enjoying Kory Sperry kicking the shit out of the Buffs.

This guy has a huge college scholarship, btw. /czech I dunno which shirt I want more: the Fuck Lion shirt or the Burning Couch one. Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? shit ima be askin him 4 sum change That is fucking glorious.

Nova invented all the drugs purchased.

I can't find it now; does anyone have the one which features ARod saying "EAT A DOLPHIN TAGO!"? That fucking KILLED me.

The Showerhead. Probably not the best, but made me a loyal reader.

No shit. Walk Hard looks like gold, though.

Craig Biggio's smokes both of theirs.

Got Colo St. moved up to the Big XII (replacing Kansas). It's Division I Football, after all. It ain't intramurals. It amazes me how EA completely half asses on the uniforms. Georgia Tech doesn't use the Titans # font. CSU doesn't use FSU's font anymore. They use fucking regular block fonts. Minor bitch on my part, but it still drives me nuts.

Rocky Top.

The pass defense in this game is still fucking ludicrous. Even after messing with the sliders.

The CoachO style quote in the comments had me fucking ROLLING. Wes Shivers can attribute his bloody nose to none other than Deuce McAllister.