J.B. Buzzkill

I'm not a basketball fan at all, but why the hell are they harping ENDLESSLY on LeBron for passing the ball? Shouldn't his teammate get some blame for, I dunno, missing the shot?

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I did send a letter of approval." - Mark Twain Just 1 less person misrepresenting my religion.

Please excuse my utter stupidity, but how do you switch from swing stick to classic hitting? Thanks in advance.

I feel it is a shame that the uppity Bonds is going to dethrone our Aryan hero Heinrich Aaron. A complete shame.

Darrelle Revis' insane punt return in the '05 Backyard Brawl.

Rome's callers/emailers, though, are hilarious and pretty much save his show IMO.

Anyone else having a problem getting the pyro to work in Create an Entrance?

74. Kirk Angel. 75. Bummed a few hubcaps off Juventud Guerrera.

I'm nearly 19, and I work at a Caterpillar warehouse by Indianapolis to save up some money for school. One guy there, we'll call him Dave, had always smelled suspiciously like beer and was notorious for doing things like playing chicken on the rider jacks with unsuspecting workers. About 2 weeks ago, he comes in completely shitfaced, waltzes up to 1 of the other guys, and starts draping his arms around him and slurring incoherently. Then he goes and starts randomly WHALING on the vending machines with his fists. He was shitcanned on the spot. As mentioned, I do live in Indiana, but does anyone else have warehouse coworkers that consist of 75% complete fucking hicks? Seriously, if you don't like NASCAR or Toby Keith or Kenny Chesney, you're pretty much persona non grata there.

Do you hate America? Work in progress.

Christ, these Chevy commercials are about as bad as the Jamster bullshit on Comedy Central back in January '05. Fuck John Mellencamp.

That jacket is fucking killing me.

Holy shit, he finally figured out how to use capital letters.

I think we can officially give up on Pittsburgh now.

Yes. Najeh Davenport is also known as Numero Dos for Hispanic Heritage Month.

FINALLY found this:

Guh, UCLA handed ND that game. Marty Schottenheimer thinks they were too conservative at the end.

So, how much has The Big One been hyped today? Fucking sadists.

I move that this be put in Classics. Way better than the RAW thread already there.

Holy shit this is getting ugly. And I love every minute.

Muffed return, safety, Gators up 16-7. Ah, yes.