J.B. Buzzkill

I still think it's contrived and fucking stupid as hell. In fact I think it completely killed my interest in NASCAR. All the other crap in NASCAR aside, a run of the mill race in Richmond is now bigger and more hyped than the Daytona 500. They killed the Southern 500, a race on the schedule for more than 50 years for a cookie cutter night race in Fontucky. And last year (Or '04, my mind is slippery), EVERYONE was all pissy that Jr. and Gordon wouldn't make the Chase and that they should contrive it even MORE to let them in. Fuck you, they didn't race well enough to make it in, so they don't belong there. Sorry if I sound like I'm trolling, but I'll take Schumi and Alonso deadlocked with 2 races left over a phantom "debris" yellow flag any day of the week.

Wasn't that the whole fucking reason they invented the Chase?

Who the fuck is Denny Hamlin???

Holy Motherfucking Shit. "PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER!"

Holy crap that onside kick was awesome. I'm not a Jets fan in the slightest, but fuck the Colts.

You Jackin' It? Just, just...wow.

Tajiri beat Kanyon for the US Title. Good times.

Please God, don't let them continue the NFL "I...Love..." bullshit every Monday.

Lacey Chabert and Christine Lakin.

Whoa. I'm playing as Hawaii in Dynasty (#23 in the nation so far) against #1 USC in the Coliseum. We've both scored on each posession we've had the whole game, but I had to settle for a field goal in the 2nd quarter, so the score is 56-52 USC. Unfortunately, USC has the ball with 48 seconds left in the 4th quarter on 3rd down and 2. For whatever fucking reason, they go for the deep bomb to the end zone,and it gets PICKED OFF~! at the 2. A 52 yard bomb to the end zone with 0:09 left gives the Warriors a 59-56 victory and a 991 Classic rating. Fucking tremendous.

OK, it's just not possible to have this kind of thread without

Robbie Gould, kicker, devourer of souls. GO BRONCOS~! My favorite moment from last year.

Earl Campbell will run you over, steal your girlfriend, and run her over when she's of no use to him anymore.

Anyone have the clip of Philly fan going apeshit after the Eagles selected McNabb in '99?

As a Broncos fan, this will never fail to bring a smile to my face: Steve Atwater makes Christian Okoye his bitch.

Connery: "I'll take 'The rapists' for $400." Alex: "That's 'Therapists', Mr. Connery." Alex: (To "This is the sound a doggy makes.") "We would've accepted 'woof' or 'ruff'." Connery: "Ah, 'ruff!' Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!"

If any mods are reading this, PLEASE don't let anyone put that in their sig/avatar.

57: *scratches head and leaves*

As a usual non poster, I say Wrestlefreak and Jerichoholic82 are rather shite posters.

If he doesn't get an Emmy for his "Ask the Audience" segment stemming from The Word last week, there is truly no justice on this earth.

4 by a country mile.

I believe he used the instrumental version of Van Halen's "Jump"

"Chin music" is actually a baseball term for when a pitcher throws a pitch that comes damn close to the batter's face. I always thought "Edgecution" was a lame ass name for a finish.

Kakihara – Heats (by 影山ノブヒロ)(from AJPW Best of Best) I *have* to know who sang this. 1 of my all time favorite puro themes.