rising up out of the back seat-nuh

Marilyn Manson = not popular with internet metal fans Schmucks. Manson rocked. Well, for a few albums anyway.

I'm amazed they could find 100 good metal albums. And where was Marilyn Manson?

It's called "Hunter". Also, I think the Sigur Ros song mentioned earlier, with the boys kissing, is "Viorar Vel Til Loftarasa". As for my top 5: Bjork: All Is Full Of Love Bjork: Bachelorette Aphex Twin: Windowlicker Radiohead: Pyramid Song Foo Fighters Everlong Honourable mentions to Blur: Good Song and Bjork: Army Of Me. Hopefully I'll be getting this collection of Michael Gondry's videos tommorrow, although I'm also tempted by the Spike Jonze and Chris Cunningham DVDs. Highly reccomended for anyone who likes their videos.

Because I missed this topic oroginally: Boys (NERD remix) off the Goldmember soundtrack.

I go away for a few days and when I come back absolutely nothing good has been written in this folder. It's been overtaken by shmucks, while the greatest posters of the last year take a hiatus. There's not enough Stardust, Zack, Hoff, IDRM, Dutch or Pissblock posts. There's no TNM, no CWM, no Ripper and, most importantly of all, no chave. Sure, Banky's still posting, but he was always overated... This past week has been a chilling vision of what this folder would be like if guys like JangoFett4Hire, Eagan and Johnson ran it. Pretty crap, in other words. Hell, I bet none of the guys posting regularly here recently could even get the pop reference in this threads title. So, this is a call for the next generation of posters. This folder is kinda like OVW. Good posters always come through in groups when the board gets a bit crap. The last great batch had guys like Ripper, Numi and, greatest of all, me. Now is the time for the next generation of witty, cool and chaveosexual posters to come through. Establish yourself people. Now is your time to become legends of this board. Save it from itself. Your time is now...

OK, I haven't logged on for a few days, and when I come back: 1) Numi has lost it and got banned 2) Banky has lost it and got Numi banned 3) Sandman has lost it in a far more amusing way than the above, and not got banned, even for calling for everyones death 4) Hoff has developed a crush on me 5) Every single post by people not at UGS has sucked the cock 6) Fooster has said nothing So, whats going on? Does this place really need my constant supervision to make it work? Or is it to late, and have you all become irreversible twats? When I come back, I demand you appologise to me and to each other.

22. I now know more about this guy than any other American Football player. Apart from Dan Marino.

Who likes the Seahawks? Pussies, thats who. Only a pussy would like The Pixies and The Strokes...

You silly, silly twat...

Nah, he just helped save our precious post counts and classic threads.

What did you mean by that? What is my gimmick anyway? I can't answer this with mere words, or even pictures. But everybody who frequents this folder knows what I mean. Except you of course. I don't get it. And that's a big part of it.

I cried when once when playing Mario Party. I had the sudden realisation that life is both short and futile, and that I had so far wasted a quarter of it without doing anything of notice, that life was all downhill from now and that soon enough, my life would be over, and that it would be replaced with just nothing. Actually that was all a lie, but if it made one person depressed, it was worth it...

What did you mean by that? What is my gimmick anyway? I can't answer this with mere words, or even pictures. But everybody who frequents this folder knows what I mean. Except you of course.

Be nice. The guy is never going to get any pussy (or cock for that matter) and his only claim in life will be his net writing gig. Yeah. Bless him, he's making the most of what he's got. And he makes money out of writing bollocks on the net: who here doesn't envy him!

I called a Shane mega-bump, but then again I didn't believe that they'd end that feus with a fucking tombstone

Maybe he relates to the duck or chicken? Or Gunther! He's a lonely wierdo...

Starts drinking, doing coke, slapping his woman about. Then he's a Dick.

Have you ever had a banned gimmick account? If so, you might have an IP ban. Nope, haven't even had a chance yet. How bizarre. You can have one of my accounts and change the name if you ever want one.

Have you ever had a banned gimmick account? If so, you might have an IP ban.

Heh, Goldberg burried HHH.

There would be no winners in that match-up...

Fucking hell. There's a shit load of dried blood outside the ring. Sick.

I was just about to call that. Bastard...

In the arena...with the shovel...by Colonel McMahon... Don't you mean Colonel Ming-Mang?

You sound like Bob Barron talking to a whore. No, he forgot the 30 "Ummmmm" before and the "Ma'am" at the end. Heh, you make him sound like Butters from South Park...