rising up out of the back seat-nuh

Or learn to deliver pizzas. I wrote the pizza thing first. "Learn how to fix cable" just seemed more clever. Which can only mean one thing.......I am your intellectual superior. It's not difficult. Pizza is Teh Nu-Mi's intellectual superior.

I feel sorry for Zack. WJM has got enough problems being Welsh.

Are man boobies lovely too?

Yeah, the worst one... They were ALL the worst... Sounds like NHB to me...

That boy's got bosoms! He he he.

I'd prefer not to babysit squares like you. If porn has taught me anything, and God knows it better have, its that babysitting is fun. Provided they're legal. Porn taught me I wanted to learn how to fix cable. Or learn to deliver pizzas. Or move to Sweden and become a lecturer at an all girls college.

Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still... Well duh, why didn't someone tell me that when I was 16? ..and you smell like cabbage. Smell like cabbage? Now wait a minute.........ok, I stand corrected. But after that 8 hour sex marathon, I wear the smell of your Mom's crotch like cheap cologne. Don't lie. My mother was with my father all evening, you clearly must be lying. And to prove what? I'm your father now? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I'd prefer not to babysit squares like you. If porn has taught me anything, and God knows it better have, its that babysitting is fun. Provided they're legal. Its so true, but what am I going to do, cyber with a fat and inexperienced virgin? I don't want to hold hos hand through it all. Just think, you could be the one to break him in. Teach him the pleasures of milking the prostate, exploring yourself that extra inch. Ah, the joy of teaching...

I'd prefer not to babysit squares like you. If porn has taught me anything, and God knows it better have, its that babysitting is fun. Provided they're legal.

Yeah, the worst one...

And to think, if he just left it alone in the first place, none of this would have happened, and TMD wouldn't have thrown a flid. Karma is a circle. So, who's next up to be the NHB bitch?

Yeah. I know. Who'da thunk it? Its not true anymore! NEWCASTLE 3 - Speed, Shearer (Pen), Ameobi PORTSMOUTH 0 Motherfuckers... We'll still finish higher than the magpies. Maybe.

One word: Emotion. If there's one thing that links all the records I love, it's the fact that there is genuine emotion there. The people making the music actually believe in it. Whether it's Radiohead, Outkast, Aphex Twin, Kid Koala, The Velvet Underground or The Ramones, there's just a stream of emotion running through it which lifts it above and beyond. And I'm not talking about that whining shit in most metal, that's just put on for marketability. Which is probably why I've gone off the genre...

Santa With Muscles would be CWM, what with his lumberjackery. We ought to base the UGS member levels on Hulk Hogan films... Also, I feel embarassed to have been flamed in such an appalling manner. Sorry.

Ow. My pride.

sorry sir...

BURN~!

Oh I know you haven't done anything to me, I just don't like you as a poster. At least not in NHB. Plus, it's fun to dislike you. You actually seem to give a fuck, which is, of course, a downward spiral.

I thought you left...

What did I do to you? Fuck you man. It's fun to wind you up, because yu actually give a fuck what strangers on the internet think of you. You actually gave a fuck when people started to flame you. You didn't reply with a classy put down or ignore it, you actually replied angrily. Dickhead. Oh, and you are one of the worst posters in NHB. You have no sense of humour or timing, and you suck at insults. Also, you are probably gay, but that's annother story for annother time.

Have The Mighty Damaramaramaru. He sucks too.

It's a good time, but GTA:VC is easier than GTA3 by a long way. I don't think there's anywhere to get stuck in that game, s it's more a case of just working through the game. And the finish is a fucking anti-climax and a half...

Call your son Dave Gorman! Seriously! He'll be part of the club! ahem. Gervase Clark Smith

They're not arrogant (that's just playing it up for MTV and the like), but I don't think they're a gimmick band either. They love the stuff they're playing. And they've got some good tunes too. Anyone interested in the USA should d/l some videos of them, preferably live. If you just get the record, it's not the same. One of the greatest live bands in this country right now...