SuperJerk

I assumed he was the guy who calls the UFC matches. You're saying he's a color commentator. Maybe I was listening to someone else. Regardless, I don't see the point of criticizing the play-by-play guy for calling play-by-play.

Can a muscle tear be anyone else's fault?

Close but no cigar. After a trial run (that I didn't actually ask for) as "Mr. Jerk"... ...Yeah, I'd still like to be Y2Jerk again.

Melina looks 10x better with her hair like that. Just saying.

They had one already. Summer of 02. I meant for the .

How cool would a feud between Angle and Rey be?

Mark Henry looks like the world's fattest Klingon.

This may be the saddest group of title contenders I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if they brought in a surprise entrant from Raw or something.

Between Boogeyman and the Orton pics, I'll be able to stick to my diet tonight.

Roddy almost saved the segment. Almost. Okay, not really.

What kind of "stick" are we talking about here? And Piper tells it like it is.

I feel old.

Has Benoit signed his contract yet?

Anybody with internet access probably already knows.

Change your sig so the middle picture is just a blank image with TBD on it. Nah. I'll just wait till the show is over to put the picture of the new champ up. I mean, I was there to see it happen. I've known longer than most here. Does any one NOT know who the new champ is at this point? I'm not in favor of giving away spoilers, but this is the equivalent of knowing Anakin turns into Vader.

How about being a little more politically correct? Try calling them "Cornholing-Americans".

Steamboat needs more screentime.

Kayfabe lives.

We already know what happens. It'll be fun to watch anyways, though. credit: WWE.com

Things have gotten so bad I could see them doing this.

Because he's from Alabama, because he's a welder, or because he's admitting the other guy was giving it back better than he got?

Expect a whiny anti-Arrested Development rant from Kevin Smith.

Um, "First Contact"? Also, the entire "Temporal Cold War" storyline from "Enterprise".

Not as funny as last week's, but still pretty good. The "World's Greatest Lover" coffee mug part was my favorite bit. I just hope that this whole "hands of Karma" thing doesn't lead to Earl becoming a pro-active punisher of evil. That'd kill the show's appeal quick.

Some kids made a video presentation for the faculty at my school. The title card music was "The Final Countdown". Everyone wondered why I suddenly started laughing really, really hard.