SuperJerk

WWE needs to hire the guy who busted A-Rod for cheating.

"Shelton Benjamin is the first IC Champion in WWE history to have eaten a Quiktrip burritio while driving a dark green 1987 Buick Regal...at least in this kind of environment..." "Chris Jericho is the first former WWE champion to drink pop rocks and soda and not have his stomach explode." "Chris Jericho is the first WWE superstar to lose the Intercontinental Title on a Tuesday pay-per-view that had 8 minutes of it replayed on the following week's RAW."

"Shelton Benjamin is the first IC Champion in WWE history to have eaten a Quiktrip burritio while driving a dark green 1987 Buick Regal...at least in this kind of environment..."

I'm calling it: tonight Flair goes over. Trips will find someone else to bury until WM21.

WWE Raw is brought to you by "WWE RAW vs. Smackdown" from those rat bastards at THQ!

I bet you loved Ally McBeal.

Evolution the news anchor's dream~!

Why did Flair drop an elbow on his jacket? Is that the top rope move he's been attempting all these years?

"Newsflash"? Man, I miss the RNN gimmick.

They're being honest about it?

Taboo Tuesday has been followed by Mundane Monday.

I'm sure that's not the first time someone's said that to Vince.

Your sig is reminding me, Quik...WWE.com has a recut trailer that makes Trips look like the star of Blade 3 or something.

RAW IS REPLAY

To all of you who paid $35...fuck you, once again, you stupid bastards.

Maybe they should get the guy who used to say "Previously on Hill Street Blues..."

This is the longest recap of all time.

God damn it...this again. Aw, come on, people, get over it! It was a two minute segment that ended in Goldberg making threatening faces at Goldust. Big whoop. It didn't kill his heat, nor did changing his music, nor did about a billion other trivial things people whined about. If anything, letting him off of TV for 2 almost months leading up to Wrestlemania (except for one night at No Way Out) killed his heat more than anything else, and my understanding was that it was Goldberg's fault for that because he had Japan dates to fulfill. Once, again, thanks to S_D for posting this.

HMX + RDX < WMD Everyone got it now?

Hey, you asked!

I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure the average cognitive ability of a wild, non-human, animal would be enough to present a clear reason for animals not to sue, whether they are ever granted the right to or not. I can only imagine the amount of drugs taken during the writing of that decision.

http://www.ffadaily.net/brj3.htm

Just like last time!

We all have to vote on the same day (November 2nd). I wish it was over, too.

That's the only type of heat he's been getting in the last 2 years. I'd argue that his overness rivals that of Lex Lugar, Sid Vicious, or several other untalented hacks who were pushed to the moon (not quite as over as Ultimate Warrior, who is the benchmark for undeserved popularity). I was at a RAW taping a month ago and he got a pretty good reaction from just about everyone there, not just the girls.