SuperJerk

This is really starting to bug me. Did it ever occur to Vince that having TOO MUCH eye candy on the shows would result in people not caring about any of them? At least Christy had a few weeks to get over, but the recent parade o' poontang is sensory overload. Kind of like when you spend two hours at a strip club and by the time you leave you're more interested in what music they're playing than the girls right in front of you. Melina (the new Asian chick) looks like a transvestite. I could hear Austin Powers in my head yelling: THAT'S NOT A DIVA, THAT'S A MAN! edit: Or Hispanic chick. Is there a Spanish word for "fugly"?

Once again, the WWE accidents themselves into a potential gold mine and isn't sure what to do with it. If Batista/HHH was the plan for WM21, and not HHH/Orton II, I'd say they were booking geniuses.

1996 had the Austin/Hart feud... 2002 had the Smackdown 6... 2003 had...? The only thing I can think of were some really good Angle matches and that's it.

If there was ever a situation in which Flair COULD still win the title, this'd be it.

Man, they sure booked themselves into a corner, didn't they?

Which one got naked?

Michael Moore doesn't get a say in what the Democrats should do next. Fuck what he thinks.

I was too busy trying to get along with folks at my own job to be intrigued by the REAL LIFE DRAMA~! of people fighting at their job. I think a more important question is: WHO IS THIS CHICK?

Full screen fucking KILLS too many good sci-fi/fantasy movies for me to wish anything but death to it.

Maybe its all the phony American history behind it. I can think of 60 million people off the top of my head that sort of thing might appeal to.

Where's the love for my homie Charlemagne?

That line should be burned into Rush Limbaugh's retinas. Has anybody mentioned Edison?

HBK vs. Angle 'nuff said.

100% agreed.

Seconded.

I understand wanting to protect the Simon Dean gimmick, but it'd have been cool to see some of Nova (match, interview, whatever) that don't have him disguised as part of the BWO.

I've watched Smackdown maybe 3 times since he became champ. Of those 3 times, I was bored out of my mind during most of it. I think that says it all.

Maybe people were so offended by the opening to Monday Night Football that RAW picked up many of those viewers.

If this was 2000, Vince would've paid Mike Myers dress up like Fat Bastard and do a segment with Snitsky by now.

Let me go on the record that this is the first time I've heard the word "fuck" repeatedly used on WWE programming. You earn those TV-MAs, kids.

God damn it, I hate Vince sometimes.

No, but they're only guaranteeing 6 copies per store. Best Buy does pre-orders?

I think the 30 day rule only says that you have to defend it a minimum of once every 30 days. He's defended it twice a month before (even more if you count house shows).

They need a heel to do a skit where they mock Orton. That'd be hilarious. Absolutely.

They should get Maven's week out of the way first before anyone knows its coming. Benoit's week should consist entirely of 20-30 minute technical classics. RAW IS (really) JERICHO deserves at least 3 weeks of lead-in hype. Who was the other guy on their team again?