SuperJerk

Yes, going over someone twice clean who has a 50 pound weight advantage over you sure makes you look like an idiot.

Royal Rumble 03 says different. October 2000-February 2001, and the Summer of 2003 disagree with that disagrement. Angle went over Brock clean in Summer of 2003. TWICE.

Royal Rumble and Summerslam 2003 say different.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME!

You hit the mark with that last part about moving someone over. Wasn't the champ a tag team jobber the PPV before getting his title shot? When was the last time it was given the ME slot in a joint brand PPV? Kayfabe or not, is there anyone who really thinks Bradshaw could win a title match? His reign represents everything that's wrong with "sports entertainment".

I think I'm going to be sick. That would've made a good US Title feud last summer.

Shawn can't jump ship to Smackdown. That might lead to a better product. We can't have that.

Done. The only reason I even read the results is the slim possibility that they'll take the belt off of him. He's their best option. Everyone else is stale (Taker, Cena, Angle) or has shown they're not ready (Eddie) I honestly can't argue that JBL's stale since I quit watching, but I will argue that having someone else as champ would've prevented the belt from being turned into a joke. As far as Eddie not being "ready"...yeah, too bad about his personal problems, but he was a good champ.

But the question is: Who would he next defend it against? Show is a possibility if they're finally getting him away from Angle. But who else besides Show? EDIT: OK, forgot about Cena. But he has to find a way to get rid of the US title unless they're going the Warrior route with that. We've got Show at Rumble I'm guessing, then we've got No Way Out, I'd expect he won't actually defend it here and they'll be some kind of tag match leading up to Mania like there usually is and we have him vs Cena at Mania. Pure guess work, but it seems logical enough. Well they won't have to worry about No Way Out as that's a Raw PPV anyway. It is?

Done. The only reason I even read the results is the slim possibility that they'll take the belt off of him.

^Give me a break.^ Eddie's "chance" worked until he started feuding with Bradshaw, and the rating started tanking. JBL's been a horrible draw. I guess the only thing to do now is guess who will be the one to pin JBL and have the ref totally miss it.

Yep, sure sign JBL is going over in the main Yup.

Man, all the faces are winning...not a good sign.

Did anyone else know that F-5 was a classification for tornadoes? Anyone? Anyone?

The other problem with CSI is that they ran out of Who songs that made sense as theme music. "Who Are You" and "Won't Get Fooled Again" fit the context of the show...but "Baba O'Riley"? Makes no sense.

They actually, unless they TiVo it, can't watch both. There's actually 3 CSIs, and so there's new episodes on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. BTW, before TiVo, there were these things called VCRs. They work kind of like TiVo, except you didn't have to pay a stupid monthly fee and you could actually eject the cassette and take it to other rooms (or even other houses) and watch them. Ask your parents about them.

Was that Charlie Haas thing really as fucked up as it sounds?

...ummm.... Christmas Vacation joke. That movie has fucking infected this board or something.

Guerrero vs. Flair was at KOTR2002. It actually wasn't that bad. Just saying.

I agree, except his last month when he was just phoning it in.

Stuff like this reminds me that I should've ordered Turning Point last week. What do JBL and Stephanie McMahon have in common? They both retain too much. **rimshot**

Maybe that's the real reason Paul Heyman's checks never cleared.

He was good enough to die for your sins, evidently. edit: Is he related to Mick Foley?

I hope you're not serious.

Humor is purely subjective, mind you, so people with different experiences are going to find different stuff funny. Speaking as someone who has a lot of experience being around teenagers with personality disorders, I found Napoleon Dynamite hilarious. I've also suspected the reason some people didn't like Napoleon Dynamite was because it made them too self-conscious about their own flaws.