Toshiaki Koala

I've never knowingly used the word "cunt" in the presence of one of my parents, but I hope to some day, preferably to my dad. I just feel like it's a one-time thing, and so far the right moment just hasn't come about.

I'll have to get my hands on it. I actually don't think I've heard any of those songs.

Fuckin' Raffi is all you need, really. Pop in a Raffi Christmas tape and it automatically becomes Christmas Eve, even if it's the middle of August. Guaranteed.

Dweezil Zappa is always hanging out at this golf/country club in my old neighborhood. My dad says he's a really nice guy.

The Wu Tang stuff I've heard has been good, but I'm not sure why they're worshiped to such an enormous degree, especially by elitist rock fans.

Merlin's Beard, she's got some titties on her!

luke-o's post ("NICE!") is now one of the funniest in this thread. Who'da thunk it?

Really? The media had been sucking his dick to a prune for at least a year before the whole thing happened.

Jesus.

I concur. The drums from the opening may be the greatest thing ever captured on vinyl. This song bored my beyond tears. The documentary, however, was heartbreaking and absolutely essential, if a bit draggy near the end when they went into detail about the economics and whatnot and it all went soaring over my head.

I'm planning on giving Marquee Moon another shot sometime soon. Findings may be reported.

Misfits I can do, at least Danzig era. Walk Among Us - "Skulls" Earth AD: "Die, Die, My Darling" Legacy of Brutality - "Where Eagles Dare" Static Age: "Hybrid Moments" Collection I: "Horror Business" Collection II: "Last Caress" (Unless it's a different, shittier version than the one on SA. Then it would be Hatebreeders, which kills the original, while, interestingly enough, the recording of Skulls is lifeless compared to the original).

Why aren't her arms thicker than spaghetti noodles?

Sure, it's called football... if you hate America and freedom. Do you?

It's called soccer, pinko.

Both were awesome, no doubt. "Resurrection" (the one where he goes to Ireland and gets his ass kicked by that red-haired chick) might be my favorite single episode of TV ever. Having watched both recently, however, I'd say Xena holds up better, and the characters still resonate more with me.

Statement bound to be shat upon but which I believe with every fiber of my being: Xena: Warrior Princess is the best television show of the 1990s.

"One" is so awesome, though. I can't name a better song from the 80s, even if "Beyond the Realms of Death" by Judas Priest is pretty much the same song done a decade earlier.

Every time there's a thread about hip hop, you post this. Why even bother? And who the fuck is Akon?

Be glad you're not one of the innumerable teenaged psychopaths with Coey complexes currently running amok on this board. Be glad.

Or when you're repeatedly assaulted with the most hateful racial slur in existence.

Can someone explain how it differs from the Simpsons, other than having a few more vagina jokes per minute and characters with different names/hairstyles?

I fucking tried to fucking watch this cocksucker, but I couldn't get past the goddamn fucking dialogue... it was a fucking cunt. You know what I mean, asshole? I can't quite put my goddamn finger on it, but something about that shit just didn't quite fucking work. Fuck shit cunt asshole motherfucker.