Toshiaki Koala

Anyone who listens to anything involving Ronnie James Dio and doesn't get pumped up is dead inside.

We need more Natural Born Killaz in this thread.

Sabu's music is so awesome. I mark for it.

Those schmucks don't deserve the Big Show. Match sucked, though.

I might be seeing Boris in NYC on September 14. They're supposed to be really intense live.

This thread gives me an idea. I'm going to wait, like, twenty years before coming back and then do so as a GRUMPY VETERAN~!~ who has aged in real time and whose sandy hair now has a hint of gray. And the chops! They will be stiff, oh how stiff.

The Elijah Muhammad Story.

I have no answer to that.

But did you roflmfao? I bet you did. Anyway, I wasn't talking to you.

He's a virgin.

I know CERTAIN PEOPLE will disagree with me, but In the Aeroplane Over the Sea needs to be on there somewhere, preferably at #1. Also, fuckin' Green Day but no Bad Brains is stupid.

I'd have more posts but I got banned under my old username. Remember the picture I made of Bradshaw raping the guy? You lolled, I know you did. Let's talk about autographs. I have Liger, Foley, Kobashi, and Ebessan, all actually signed in person and stuff.

THE GIANT ISOPOD IS STARING INTO YOUR SOUL.

What's with the sudden explosion of neckbeard discussion? I'd never even heard the term a few weeks ago and now it's some kind of fad here. Soon people will be ending interrogative sentences with neckbeards instead of periods! It's a pandemic.

Someone ban me!

Nah, they love that! The Japanese are such perverts.

You know, this post is pretty interesting. Just a couple more of these for Spine's statement to have any real accuracy I scratched my head at that one...I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually go on and on with "this post is interesting" Not going on and on with it - how can you? Just using it repeatedly in response to many different posts. Sorry, I really ought to be clearer in my ultra-generalized softcore flamebaiting.

Everybody knows about Jim Duggan and his trusty Dildo Blender, right? Thought so.

He must have had heat with the Japanese fans, considering how he was always beating the shit out of them and stuff.

WP is eccentric and fun. I'd much rather read a post by him than, say, one of the eztablished~ regularz~~ saying "this post is interesting" five billion times, ya know?

Actually, I meant Gonzo of Hunter S. Thompson fame, but that works too. I swear there was a Gonzo fist sign at Raw last night.

For the past two years, yes it has. But I liked the first two matches tonight. Cena/Benjamin was kind of like a video game with more botches, but more VPW2 than WCW Mayhem, so it's all good. Rather, it's all mediocre. Whatever, the match was a fun time-waster. The stuff with Melina and Company was decent as well, and I'm ashamed to admit I'm looking forward to a Trish/Carlito partnership. Everything else sucked a fat one, though.

Don't forget Richie Hitler!

Replace Credible with RVD and make it for the ECW belt and that would have been a better show than what we got. It would have been, but the Big Show is a much better wrestler than Tommy Dreamer. You are a wonderful man. And this was a decent promo. Quite generic indeed, but I don't know what people were expecting. He hasn't even been in the ring yet.