Toshiaki Koala

Yeah, that's bullshit. I remember playing through CW with Malenko and getting to the last match before the championship, which was against La Parka. I had him beaten in about a minute but was intent on having a good match, so I allowed him to make a comeback... and then Disco ran in and cost me the match. Or something like that. I was mighty pissed off. They probably made it that way because the career mode is so short, at least compared to its successors, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. It does make it more satisfying when you finally win, though.

Revenge can be hacked, too, as can most wrestling games. See, mine has Blitzkrieg! I actually did make that texture, as evidenced by its shittiness. I am teh haxx0rz!

I nominate Rainbow, because the song 'Stargazer' is awesome and Dio looks like Bret Hart. WHERE IS YOUR STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?

Not even, because as Ravenbomb pointed out, Ozzy and Manson aren't bands (I though Manson was, but whatever.) You could just call it, 25 Music-Making Entities, but even then you've got stuff like Korn on there... fuck! What a dumb list.

Bizkit is industrial-influenced ambient black metalcore. Great band, but I don't think they qualify for this type of poll.

I'd read.

Wow, that was an awesome match (and it loaded very quickly). Owen was quite the little bundle of energy back in the day, and that finish was SICK. There's no way these two could put on a match of that caliber today.

As much as I love Dead Kennedys with all of my heart and soul, I'm not a big fan of Too Drunk to Fuck. Maybe because it makes me feel like I actually am drunk... the bad kind of drunk. However, I always crack up at the line about "the baby from Eraserhead." I shouldn't, since I haven't even seen the movie, but something about it is really funny.

There's just no need to be knocking Goosebumps. The Haunted School fucking owns you and you know it. Static Age is the album to start with, right?

Or Mr. Swirly turned serial killer. Someone will get that reference. I'm sure of it.

"I got a question, as serious as cancer Who can keep the average dancer Hyper as a heart attack, nobody smiling Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling" - Rakim, I Ain't No Joke "And here’s where your mother sleeps, And here is the room where your brothers were born, Indentions in the sheets, Where their bodies once moved but don’t move any more. And it’s so sad to see the world agree that they’d rather see their faces fill with flies, All when I’d want to keep white roses in their eyes." - Neutral Milk Hotel, Holland, 1945 "Morning came and then came noon, dinner time a scalpel blade lay beside my silver spoon. Some girls wander by mistake into the mess that scalpels make. Are you the teachers of my heart? We teach old hearts to break." - Leonard Cohen, Teachers

Watch this, over and over. Best thing to come out of Japan since sushi, and it really puts into perspective how worthless that AJPW and joshi stuff is.

What's with the May 19th talk? Is it officially KANE DAY or something?

Celtic Cross, huh? I was hoping they would call it Finlay's Rainbow. I'm really, really sorry about that. That was just an awful joke. Really, I'm sorry.

If it's not Coey, someone is trying much too hard to be him.

Are we ever going to see a director's cut released in the US? The movie was TOTALLY emasculated for the MPAA, a fact that's blatantly obvious when you watch it.

It was a really bad joke, as you should expect any time I post.

There's drama wherever I go, pumpkin. Don't worry about it!

Maybe he refused to slip the sausage to Old Lady Motoko.

Apparently Jaguar Yokota is even better than Hokuto, which would make her God in woman's form. And... there are several of her matches on Youtube right now. Get 'em while they're hot!

Either I was too subtle to make it clear that I was joking, or I'm too dense to realize that you knew I was joking. But... I was joking.

Good point, man! Like, what if he was trying to touch her boobs or something? If that's the case, the little greaseball absolutely deserved to be beaten and pipe-buttfucked. Why don't we just build the damn fence already!?

Fred Phelps could probably hook you up with some AJ merch - he must be a huge fan.

That would make me a zygote, I think.