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When I sat down to watch this, I was expecting a routine Ah-nold shoot-em-up. I was totally unprepared by how hilarious the film is. Not in a "so bad it's funny" way; it's genuinely hilarious. I died laughing when: -Vanessa Williams' boss shot himself in the head -The thug got shot with the supergun and flew 20 feet into a wall -The crocodile bit the guy's leg off -Arnold killed the croc and said "you're luggage" -All of James Caan's lines, especially "some people take things for granted..." and "keep your eyes open..." -Caan and company got hit by the train at the end Anybody else agree?

Am I the only person who finds the song creepy?

Wow. That was by far the best episode of the season! (As well as the most graphically violent of the entire series)

Someone should kill him. I'm serious.

BEST: Virtual Pro Wrestling 2 (N64) WORST: WCW Mayhem (Also N64). Did the wrestlers have to look like gophers with Down's syndrome?

Blade Runner Heat Face/Off Schindler's List Duck Soup The Untouchables The Night of the Hunter Is there an L.A. Confidential SE? I rented the DVD but I can't remember if it had any special features.

This is considered a news story? Ugh.

Pat Patterson vs. Gerald Brisco, Evening Gown Match. An utter insult to anyone who has wrestled, watched wrestling, or breathed air. Inane attempts at comedy, no real ringwork at all... only the ending was tolerable.

Let's keep this up, people!

Calm down. I was MOCKING the joke. Wasn't he mocking the people who constantly say the joke is over? That's the vibe I got from it, anyway. I have a headache.

Scary Movie 4? *groan* Naked Gun 4? YES!!!

Crowd: "VINCE IS A FAG! VINCE IS A FAG!" King: Can you hear what those people are saying? Jr: It sounds like they're chanting "Vince is dead"

*shudders violently*

Benoit vs. Sasuke is one of the greatest matches of all time.

What exactly does "Beware of Dog" refer to? Because I know they wouldn't name a PPV after the Road Dogg.

I think X2 is overrated. I enjoyed it very much, but the ending was dull and it's nowhere near as good as Superman II or the original Batman.

Any fans of 24 (in particular, season one) should go here. It's not what you expect, I promise.

RVD actually became a BETTER wrestler in the WWE, because he was forced to do moves in between his stunts. Taz(z) is, was, and always will be a fat orange jobber. Ultimo, Rey, Taka, pretty much any cruiserweight born outside the US has had their career ruined by the WWE style (which is possibly the worst thing ever to happen to professional wrestling).

Am I a bad person for finding this funny?

Is Trips winning? Is water wet?

If this gets made, expect another classic film to be horribly butchered.

Viscera is the greatest luchador of all time.

I always thought "Barely Legal" was a good name for a PPV. As for the worst... 'This Tuesday in Texas', 'Wrestlepalooza', and 'Revenge of the Taker' are pretty bad. 'Bash at the Beach' is probably WCW's worst (although 'Road Wild' is horrid as well)

Is there a Bossman family? 'Cause they would get my vote.

Surely someone must have cried at the end of No Way Out 2000.