Toshiaki Koala

My best bet is still alive, which is crazy... can't be long, though. Still kicking myself for not picking RAW.

Do people actually find Jerkcity funny? Gary's a good guy, regardless.

Snow Crash is disgustingly good. I was tempted to read Cryptonomicon until I saw the length. I ought to read Diamond Age.

Sorry, guys. I'm sure someone will masturbate to it.

There actually is a muppet with HIV on the South African version.

What the fuck.

When I first saw the thread title, I thought it said "Thomas Edison dead." My heart skipped a beat, let me tell you.

Oh yeah, I'm an NRA Young Marksman or something like that. So don't fucking mess.

I'll take that company. I get to be Kiefer Sutherland, 'kay?

I'm not sure I get this...the European brain is biggest. In original, it wasn't. I fucked with it to make it IRONIC~! I guess it's only funny if you've seen the original... if even then.

Hey, this thread used to be great. Thumbtack's contempt for the common man always ignites comedic sparks. Elitopedia The Underman-Free Encyclopedia Coming soon from 'Tack and Anus.com! Must submit proof of purchase of at least four Burzum albums to edit.

Are you serious? Of course not. Okay, sorry. I was thinking of JustPassinBy. Anyone who has ever used the word "woodpile" when not referring to actual woodpiles. This post doesn't count.

Reminds me of this charming bit of idolatry:

Are you serious? Most likely. I guess he'll just have to suck it up when the time comes to salute our Chinese masters. Are you serious? I got murderous a few hours ago when I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and found them to be less than dry. Strangled every washing machine in the room, I tells ya.

I certainly hope not.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0096257/ This got the best reaction in the room where I watched the show, aside from the Marty stuff. I'll be seeing it shortly.

*Represents*

Real Name: David Crockett N***** (Go on Facebook and figure it out, Poirot) Characters Portrayed: Scott Pretzler In SWF Since: January 2005. Haven't written in over a year, though (ducks flying metal things) Real-Life Height: 5'9" on a warm day Real-Life Weight: ~145 lbs. Real-Life Age: 19 Real-Life Location: A place where people pick their feet. But my heart will always be in California Picture: I'm the short hairy dude on the left Education: College Freshman, concentrating on Biology or who knows what Accomplishments Outside of SWF: Made Jushin Liger laugh, appeared in Hello Kitty commercial. Voted 'most sarcastic' by my HS class. Sarcastic—yeah right I am. Psh! Favorite Band: Neutral Milk Hotel, but Black Sabbath has very much been growing on me lately Favorite Song: "Mr. Tambourine Man" - Bob Dylan Favorite Movie: Return of the Jedi Virgin? Explain.: Yeah. But I just got out of high school and was never the straightest arrow in the quiver... cut me some slack, guys! Accomplishments Within SWF: Rookie of the Year 2005, twice Cruiserweight Champion Favorite SWF Moment: For myself... this, quite easily. Of others' work, probably the first match I read—Landon vs. Toxxic. It gave me something of a standard, which I may or may not have reached Favorite SWF Writer (All-Time): Tom, maybe, or Toxxic Favorite SWF Writer (Current): Haven't read in a while either Why You Joined The SWF: Wanted to crush heads, naturally. And crush them I did

24 Moments 1. George Mason goes kamikaze (Season 2) 2. Death of Victor Drazen (Season 1) 3. Logan is teh bad guy! (Season 5) 4. Nina returns (Season 3) 5. Henderson kills Tony (Season 5)