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Silly, you can't be Lando because you have no legs.

If you saw her you'd know. She's a hefty, hefty one and none too clean.

Meh, my former friend's whore of a wife used to do this at almost every party they had. It was interesting a couple times but it just kind of killed the party too often.

You're a good man. Speaking of funny things, when did you stick the "That's just a Trillian error" line in as your title? That whole conversation was good times. a couple of days ago. AHEM! Cough! Ahem!

My launch PS2 gets used at least 2 hours a day, on both dvds and games, and still works perfectly fine after a few falls. In fact, the newer one I picked up in '02 makes more noise than the old.

*1/2 Too many chops.

Autoerotic asphyxiation?

*never thought much*

Sorry I'm late, but happy birthday Master Sassdown.

...because the Flames choked?

Once again I fell victim to the booty. Kotz Agent Of Oblivion

Once again, I simply blame Hoff.

I thought of Chi Chi Rodriguez today for the first time in years. Not sure why but I definately feel my outlook on life has improved as a result of it.

That didn't stop you from checking him out out of habit.

...We have a bed now? Sweet!

That's usually the highlight of my day.

I love it when you're feisty.

So CWM is your Randy?

Um, Me?

Ohio?

Hey, don't be hasty. We don't know if chave can chave in his house or not.

Stand by?

But Chewies dead. And we all know what the murder weapon was...

How about Mark Hamill mows your lawn for the next 3 months? I probably could make him wear a wookie suit or a tutu or both.

This one has Indiana Jones in it too.