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Oh boy, love you Czech, but damn, he makes it hard on a brother.

I don't hate The United State of Canada, In fact, if it wasn't for the unlikely presidency of George Foreman, I might have moved there. It's better than England at least.

Oh, I wish ABOBO was still alive, he'd have had fun here.

Dames is quite a fine fellow. The night we spent together in the Hampton's, just us, a bottle of cognac, and a bear skin rug, will always be in my thoughts.

Yes, Steve... How's the dog doing?

SOMEHTING!

Do it all in caps and you've got a fan.

I got a fat, old, non-meowing, and Evilly intellegent cat with the highly appropriate name of "Pest." She has scratched my eye, cut up the tounge of a St. Bernard, and moved around all my stuffed animals around when I was a kid to get me in trouble. I'll miss her when she's gone.

If the snow doesn't reach two feet here real fast, I'm having everybody over to my house. This would be the first gathering since my a relative of mine got drunk and had the police called at a family wedding. Also it is the first family function since my pseudo-niece moved in with me. I already know that some in the family aren't happy that I took her in and that some of them incorrectly think we're engaging in inappropriate acts and I just want to avoid that family drama.

knowingishalfthebattle

Banky you probably couldn't beat off properly let alone beat somebody's ass and yes the point has been made that you are an uneducated fuck I don't now how you could doubt his masterbatory skills.

That is classic. Thank you, I try. Nail.Friend's.Girlfriend. Offer.False.Apology. Do.It.Again. Stop. While. Ahead.

Just a quick question here. Will this be the first game really developed by Square/Enix? I know some games have come out since the merger, I'm just not sure how much imput the new guys have had yet.

Couldn't have put it any better.

I might just have to see about joining the OAOAST now.

I would like to know what FOOSTER thinks of this situation.

I remember the true greatest promo ever. It was from 1992 and still has yet to be matched Spoiler (Highlight to Read): UMBALEE!! Boy, I miss Kamala.

Goatse?

I love this game, but I can never really get to good at it either. It rewards you for playing like a dick, so that is the best advice I can give you.

I call FISH~ swerve run-in.

I'm going to try to make a giant snow penis in my asshole neighbor's yard. That'll teach him to tell me to wear pants when I get the newspaper.

You ever do that after jumping out of a hottub? Damn that shit is exhilerating.

Is that possible in the realm of believable physics?

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT!!! *is thrilled* Only problem is ground is too warm. Going to turn into slush fast, but be good for some snowmobiling if you're fast.

Quite Fatty! Do you mean "quiet"? Or are you saying he's quite a fatty? Dammit. F'ing work keyboard.