CanadianChris

It's not hard to cheat at Simon.

Well, I don't know what to think now. Ottawa's defense was just breaking down like crazy these past two games.

To get him another title shot? He did win the match. Never mind those truck-sized holes in the logic.

The crowd for Hogan/Bockwinkel has to be seen to be believed. That's the closest I've ever seen a wrestling crowd be to actually rioting. Gagne was a fucking idiot for not putting the belt on Hogan.

I''ve never actually played Space Invaders, either. I did play Space Armada for Intellivision, though. That game rocked.

I have no idea how to play Moon Lander. My ship keeps crashing.

Wow, maybe I spoke too soon.

I guarantee they don't put 5 past Hasek no matter how they play.

What an insidious virus, taking control of people's minds and forcing them to go to McDonald's and stuff their faces with double cheeseburgers every day.

Back to the Future, when I was 11.

There you go...you don't have to watch Seattle after all!

With Jovo out and potentially Niedermayer and McCabe as well, Canada could be in huge trouble. A big part of their success in SLC was great team defense. They're not going to be able to fill those holes well enough to say they're the favourites again.

Ray doesn't look awake enough to look intense. I can't believe anyone would publicize the fact that they're an assistant manager at a Pizza Hut.

When the Senators decide to show up, they're the best team in the league by a fair margin. Tonight, however, they decided to not show up. There's no excuse for being down 4-0 to Boston.

Rey Classic?

Sounds like the Sheik found work after wrestling as the Iraqi Information Minister.

Bastion Booger. Not even close.

Why did I think they won it in '69?

How did South Africa get TWO other countries completely within its borders?

1969-70. Of course, that was the season after the Leafs last won the Cup.

Apparently, the actress playing Victoria (Ashley Williams) was signed for six episodes. Which means SHE'S probably not the mother, either.

Thought about making a separate thread for this, but I decided that Bode Miller facing a certain libel suit from Lance Armstrong wasn't newsworthy enough for one... http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/winter06/alp...tory?id=2307776 Why can't he just concentrate on the Olympics instead of shooting his mouth off all the time?

No, they don't. Shootout goals count in team stats, but not individual stats. Kiprusoff got a shutout in Calgary's 1-0 shootout loss to Philly last month.

Senators outshot Montreal 40-12 in a 3-0 win. Half of Montreal's shots came in the third. Easiest shutout of Hasek's career.

Everyone in Sweden knows who these guys are.