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Ryne Sandberg and Wade Boggs have been elected. EDIT: Results as follows: Candidate Votes % of Votes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wade Boggs 474 91.9 Ryne Sandberg 393 76.2 Bruce Sutter 344 66.7 Jim Rice 307 59.5 Rich Gossage 285 55.2 Andre Dawson 270 52.3 Bert Blyleven 211 40.9 Lee Smith 200 38.8 Jack Morris 172 33.3 Tommy John 123 23.8 Steve Garvey 106 20.5 Alan Trammell 87 16.9 Dave Parker 65 12.6 Don Mattingly 59 11.4 Dave Concepcion 55 10.7 Dale Murphy 54 10.5 Willie McGee 26 5.0 Jim Abbott 13 2.5 Darryl Strawberry 6 1.2 Jack McDowell 4 0.8 Chili Davis 3 0.6 Tom Candiotti 2 0.4 Jeff Montgomery 2 0.4 Tony Phillips 1 0.2 Terry Steinbach 1 0.2 Mark Langston 0 0.0 Otis Nixon 0 0.0

You're being blackmailed with compromising photos from New Year's Eve?

That contest is both revolting and compelling at the same time. Much like spelling bee.

Does that mean boxing isn't a sport?

You've got to be fucking KIDDING me... Credit: ESPN.com I'm cheering for an earthquake to swallow up both teams this weekend.

What name gets put in the standings?

Forgot one: the black-and-white "Andy Griffith Show" one with Fred Funk where he goes out golfing with his son and skips a ball across a big pond onto the green. There was one with Phil Mickelson out in the desert practicing his sand play too, I think.

Dammit, New Orleans has winnable games this week (@BOS, CHI, @MEM). They're going to have to work hard to stay on pace for the worst record ever. Right now, they're on pace for a six-win season.

...Les Miles from Oklahoma State. Discuss. (Source: ESPN.com)

Depends on the airport. The Ottawa airport has most of the restaurants and such before you go through security. Funny thing -- you will not find metal knives in any airport bar or restaurant behind security. They do, however, see no problem with metal forks.

- David Toms practicing flop shots onto his roof (they roll down the drainpipe) - Brad Faxon mowing the carpet down into a putting green on a rainy day - Jesper Parnevik donating his wardrobe to the Salvation Army Don't ask me how I know these things; I just do.

AFC looks like this, I believe: 1) Cleveland 10-6 2) Denver 10-6 3) Buffalo 10-6 4) Houston 10-6 5) Tennessee 9-7 6) New England 9-7

They used to. They changed the rule to encourage teams to go for it more rather than kick the field goal from out around the 35, because there's more of a punishment for missing.

Thank God I got the bye. I did NOT want to have to pick next week's games.

Wow. Sacked. NOW it's official.

Nope...thought the Jacksonville game was final. Oakland needs to score a TD for that not to be true.

Congrats to Chuck Woolery (Tennessee) and nl5xsk1 (New England), who claimed the last two playoff spots.

Denver and Indy did that either last year or two years ago I believe. Also New York Jets and Indy as well. I thought that too, so I looked it up. Denver beat Indy in Week 16 last year.

We're a Jaguars or Giants win away from that 4-way tie at 10-6 in the AFC.

Indeed. There should be a leaguewide inquiry into it.

He didn't make it.

Play under review...

Has to be Nikolai Borschevsky scoring the game-winner in Game 7 against Detroit in 1993. The kid who gave my nephew (the goalie) a triple-overtime shutout win Friday night in his Atom house A league quarterfinal at the Capital Cup tournament ranks pretty highly as well.

I think you'll still buy it, but take it back.

Apparently, Jim Mora Jr. hated losing last week so much that he's playing the starters. 17-7 Atlanta on an INT=>TD by DeAngelo Hall.