I didn't hop on any bandwagon, but thanks, Bulls, Lakers, Chargers, Packers, Sox and Dodgers fan!
Thanks for reaffirming my point. All but the Packers are teams that play in my area (the 2 I have lived in throughout my life) except the Packers. And I became a fan of theirs before I had ever seen a Bears game, so that explains that.
The Lakers and Dodgers, I actually followed before I moved out here, even. When Magic came out of retirement, I started following the Lakers. They're in a separate conference from the Bulls, so they're acceptable as my #2. With the Dodgers, someone from my high school played for them, thus I became a fan. They're in a different league from the Sox, of course.
Man, short stack, you're like the music folder douches but in the sports folder. Elitist Napoleon complex havin' son of a bitch.