Matt Young

I've tried at least a half dozen brands on countless occasions over the years... It's just ineffective for me.

I'll say it anyway- it doesn't work. Not well. I've taken LOTS of that stuff- up to 15 at one time- and still been up for upwards of 16 hours later.

You're the Los Angeles Kings. You just finished tied for the lowest point total in the league. What do you do? Trade your leading scorer for 1 mid-first round draft pick. Brilliant. I'm just now getting into the sport and already I can see why my die-hard Kings fan friend is so frustrated by the franchise. EDIT: Cloutier on waivers and likely bought out if he clears? Awesome. What an overpaid, useless piece of shit.

Just a reminder for people who, like me, missed half the episodes due to being busy on Wednesday nights- all 12 episodes air in order today before the finale. We're halfway through episode 2 now.

Tell that to Nate Kaeding.

Wow, Miliscent? I didn't think the name Millicent had been used in any form since the 1930s. My friend Paul named his children after the angel of death and a Star Wars KOTOR character/his favorite Metallica song, respectively. Azrael was the first born, and his 6 month old kid is named Malak Orion.

I don't know if you plan to use the drugs at the concert or afterwards, but definitely save the salvia for when you're not around thousands of people. As for the coke, don't throw away your money. Buy lots of weed rather than paying out the ass for crap that can kill you.

I've never seen it. It would no doubt make me think of Ric Flair and Lacey Chabert, and later I'd fall asleep masturbating to pictures of Jewel Staite.

Time: 7:30 A.M. Temp: 80 degrees What the fuck, weather?

Is that some not so subtle way of saying I should kill myself? As if driving in California weren't a precarious proposition whilst one is sober and alert. I go at least 2 night a week without sleeping, and at least every 2 weeks I have 2 day periods of no sleep like this. I've dealt with insomnia for many years, at least since adolescence. Beer #3, I dedicate you to mellowblissful, who is unable to drink as often as he would like.

Are you coming over, sweet cheeks?

I've been up for 2 days straight, so I am drinking in order to get to sleep. Drinking at 7 A.M. while browsing TSM... sheesh. I dedicate these to Amnesia Glasscock, who at age 16 drinks as much as a 23 year old man, while I, conversely, drink as infrequently as a 16 year old. Also, to Bruiser Brody, 'cause he fuckin' rapes. I have 9 beers left over from my friend's birthday party on Saturday. Until that point, I hadn't had beer since March, but now I'm going for the full 9. Miller High Life, unfortunately. But hey, 'twas only 7 bucks for a 12 pack of bottles. Champagne of Beers? More like Champagne of Piss. It's like the Cook's champagne of beer.

How many Major League stadiums have you guys been to? I've only been to one, albeit twice- old Busch Stadium. I am not a fan of the Cardinals, but it was the closest to where I lived and tickets were free. I plan to attend games at Dodger Stadium and US Cellular Field this summer. I guess I could visit Angel stadium, but meh.

Holy fucking stretch marks.

Who the fuck is in high school when they're 19? I graduated at age 17.

I used to get 12 packs of Diet Bubba Cola at Save-A-Lot back in Illinois.

I'm still waiting for the download.

Demo up for NCAA.

That EA Sports World Tournament is an easy 50. I decided to fuck with that after my All-Star game and got the 50 GS points in 2 hours' (6 games') work.

It sucks that the Lakers lost, but Garnett's celebration had me a little emotional. He has been one of my favorites for the last almost 13 years so it was good to see him get his. Other than that, and the novelty of being able to watch Lakers/Celtics live (I was pushing 3 when they last played in the Finals), bleh.

Luke-O, most people don't know who Clutch is. That's why I laughed at the concept of a GH game based on them. I've heard of them, but that's about it. The only song I can remember that they did is the horrible, "10001110101".

I'm tied with Ottawa for most points in the league at 67 (as opposed to the 71 the real Kings got this year). I've played more games than them, though, at 44 in. I just played 6 straight after not getting to play since Friday. I had a 9 game winning streak going, but lost at home to the worst team in the Western Conference, Calgary. I was up 2-0 before they scored on a power play, then on a penalty shot- first time I had ever seen one of those in NHL 08. Then they got the first goal in the shootout to win 3-2, even though I out-shot them 49-23. I always seem to beat the good teams and slip up against the shitty teams. I was victorious, however, in my next game against shitty Nashville. I decided to start playing Bernier on occasion against crappy teams, and when he has a day off from Manchester. Just wanted to get him some NHL experience, but he will stay primarily with Manchester through this season since they need him. It was only the 2nd time someone other than Labarbera has been in goal (Cloutier started once) but we won 3-1. Bernier only saw 12 shots, but looked good.

Slim Citrus, there is nothing strange about disliking organs. Organs weren't meant to be eaten, dammit. I think it's just a tradition in some ethnic cultures, like African-American and Mexican. I talk a lot with my friend's dad, who's a 48 year old Mexican man. He says that, when he was growing up back in Mexico, his parents would utilize every bit of the pig or whatever animal was to be eaten. The outside, inside, and all that shit was cooked and consumed.

How would that work when Rhodes is already champ? The same way Steve Austin and Dude Love won the tag titles from Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels (but not quite). Basically it would mean Cody Rhodes gets a second tag title reign without ever losing his first. It's silly and shouldn't happen, but you never know. The titles were vacated then.

How would that work when Rhodes is already champ?