Murmuring Beast

Why am I not on this excuse of a list?

You were mean to me and my good friend Spoiler...

I am a grammar God. Bow before me, bitches.

Do you have a microwave near it?

Is he not dead?

What's the obsession with Dick Van Dyke?

That, gents, is the post of the year.

Derivative shit.

What?

I'm the water that parts the grove between sense, nonsense and reality.

Where do I apply? Post already taken.

In their dreams(!)

Stop stealing my lines, sir.

Was it a wet dream?

I go away for 10 hours and when I return, Lemmycake, the most refreshing thing on here in months, has been banned! Re-instate Lemmy!!

I just noticed Chuck Berry at number 26. He should be in the top 5. NO EXCUSES!

I'm not even 22 yet, ass. I'm really offended. Console me, Lemmy. Here is another Lemmy Comic just for you: Thank you, Lemmy - I'll sleep well now. Good night, good sirs!!

I'm not even 22 yet, ass. I'm really offended. Console me, Lemmy.

Edited for accuracy.

OMG YOU BIG BoY YOU!

But...But... You never believed in Santa Claus? What about the tooth fairy? We were all just in it for the cash. Admit it. I'm onto my third set of falsers.

But...But... You never believed in Santa Claus? What about the tooth fairy?

^ A fucking genius! Don't ever change, Lemmy.

You suck though. Compared to you, no. Do you read the shit that you type and actually believe it, or are you just trying to do this cool/aloof/"I don't care what you have to say, because I'm the shit" thing in a desperate attempt to seem cool? I'm leaning towards the latter. Anyways, don't fuck with Hermit. He'll cut you. No, I know I'm not the shit, and neither are you. The best poster on this board is Piss and that's because of the witty comments that he makes. And by the way, I only believe reality. Rule 1: Don't take yourself so seriously. Rule 2: Same as rule 1.

Hermit?