Murmuring Beast

Meanwhile somewhere in Canada ... The Ghost of the Beast begins to haunt the dreams of the A-Team. CHOSUN: I wet the bed Choken: You always wet the bed CHOSUN: Did you have the same dream? Choken: Yea, the one where the girl comes into your room and you feel all special? CHOSUN: Hey, don't spoil it for the rest of us. A creak in the floorboards is heard and they both hide under the covers. It's turns out it's only Dames. Dames: Hey guys, anyone want any UNFUCKWITHABLE cookies that I baked. Here .. -drops plate - Holy Shit, what is that? Expecting the worst, CHOSUN and Choken turn slowly around only to see old man Henderson pumping iron.

He did it to raise his IQ obviously.

Meanwhile: Barron tries to carry the doll to a *** match, but the doll is so realistic he can't manage it.

Scum, but always good for a celeb nude shot.

Because by God, fock is a commonly used word these days ...

Barron: Hey, it's my life-size naked William Regal doll ... I mean, his life-size naked William Regal doll.

Ach, Notts Forest suck.

But they're ok now. They must have purchased a stylist.

Meanwhile ... Choken is in his bathroom ... Choken: Oh yea, Aaron, you're so good Beast: Chokey, are you done, urm, choking the chicken. I need to take a shit Suddenly Beast is ambushed as he realizes that Choken wasn't in the bathroom, but a tape was played to make it sound as if he was in. The Shock!

Pardon me whilst I scrape the barrel.

Yea, at one stage I think he had a hole shaved in his hair so that he looked like a monk.

Damn right, and he has a great voice too. Plus he's sorted out his image and he looks great now. Just look at some of those ridiculous haircuts and clothes from the 80s and early 90s.

Vince McMahon more or less lived the 80s cartoony gimmick. His suits were loud, he was always smiling and his commentary was delightfully over the top. Quite fun to listen to at times.

I'll do anything. Here, have my CDs. Chokey: Beach Boys, Beach Boys, Beach Boys. Got any Aaron Carter?

I've heard Monsoon and he was not that great. He was slow and always seemed to moan about the ref. For sheer knowledge, few know more than JR.

Well don't look at me...

Guys, Guys? What about me? (I feel like Flair) I can't get to the toilet! I'm gonna piss myself!!! Anglesault will subject me to Daria and boring conspiracy theories! . Oh the humanity!!

Can you feel the love? Hugs Chokey. Note: Line butchered from the Simpsons.

New Adventures is a ***** album along with Murmur and Automatic. I doubt they'll top it, but you're right - they can still do it live. Mills is God.

Can't I be the dorky guy who hangs around begging to be noticed. Dialogue: Hey Chokey, can I see it yet? Choken: Not now, you're not good enough yet ... Later ... Beast throws himself off Bridge in anguish. The stable can't continue as they know that Beastie Boy was right all along, right all-the-damn-long.

Hey! I earned that money good from all that .. oh God look at the time.

Oh, now I get you. Vader Time. *Tries to figure out finger gesture*

Vader?

Me.

Sorry, I'm from Glasgow.