Murmuring Beast

They could turn it into a cloning chamber. World Title Match: Triple H vs Triple H vs Triple H vs Triple H vs Triple H vs Triple H BAH, GAWD, MOMMA, WHO'LL WIN THIS ONE?!!!

I cried at the end of Mrs Doubtfire.

*shakes head* Where did it all go wrong?

"Hot damn, Martha, we're just plain ugly. I sure hope Matt and Jeff don't end up with hair like ours."

Predictable, but funny. "I guess cos you squashed Nash, son, that makes me number one contender, right?" "I'll squeeze a little tighter, shall I?"

Jesus Christ, it's a joke. Go back and masturbate to Benoit.

In a really manly way, I love Kurt Angle.

R. Kelly.

Poochie The Rocking Dog seems to think so.

I don't have a clue what you are talking about, but yes, Sting Part 2 (!!!).

You need to start off next week's Raw by having Kane come into to the arena and come across Randy Orton. BAM, right hand, knocking the guy out. He storms out to the ring, says nothing, and eventually Evolution come out only to get their asses kicked. Austin and Bischoff book a match in the main-event for next week: Kane vs Goldberg. Kane destroys Goldberg, but doesn't beat him because of DQ. Goldberg would win at Summerslam (not likely) and Kane (tweener) goes insane at the thought of someone holding the World Title instead of him. He retreats to the boiler room for months, building suspense and he comes back to compete at the Royal Rumble and wins it. End of Story = Kane mega over = Ratings.

Not comedy - just good old fashioned brutality - him kicking everyone's ass. Forget all this "freaks are cool" crap. Have him beat up everyone he sees.

Bearer should be brought back to try and bring Kane back from the brink of insanity. Suicide angle anyone?

I think only the stupid writers can blow this opportunity. When you put your mind to it, there are loads of angles that you can make up that will make Kane look like a threat. Above: Kane vs Triple

That's pretty damn fantastic.

They should def. start a Kane goes nuts storyline where he just takes out everyone who tries to talk to him or laughs at him. The Triple H bubble is bound to burst sooner or later.

LIE, CHEAT, STEAL?

Next Week: Kane buys a gun ... and intends to use it. RATINGS WOULD ROCKET~!

Vince is paranoid. So am I? Who's there!!!

Am I WWE writer material then? I say kill Linda too as well as Rikishi in a mile-high club incident and bring them both back as zombies. Linda wouldn't have to change her tone of voice for that one.

I don't have the attention span to watch films ... hey, a blue car!

They'll bring back Paul Bearer, but not Percy Pringle, have Kane kill him and thus delibrately get bad ratings and then have a reason to fire him. Vince Mode: Thanks for that Hunter - I'll give it real consideration.

It should be called "Got Shrinkage?"

Certainly not Josh "Yet to hit puberty" Matthews. Later Days, Folks~ Peace out, word, etc.

JR: Still a good commentator, but reacting badly to the current content of Raw. Tazz: A good understanding of the matches, but annoying how he butts in when Cole is trying to call a move as if he wants to call it before him.