Murmuring Beast

Dennis Wilson: Forever

I don't have a bible handy right now, but once I do, I'll do some good ol' fashioned bashing.

Yes, off a cliff.

The thing is, a lot of this crap was said without Jesus's consultation. Jesus doesn't play that big a part in the bible.

They're excluded too. I can't quote you, but it's in there.

The war must be over.

Basically what he said: "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." Rinse and Repeat for the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped, foriegn, non-believers, ignorant - they're all going to Hell.

Brilliant ... and you spelled his name wrongly.

The whole Heaven entry thing really disturbs me. I mean, if you are deaf you don't get in. If you are handicapped you don't get in. Whhho booked this crap?

Flat chest.

Orton can't be pushed on Raw as a heel when Triple H is on.

I'm not thick and I'm not an occasional poster. I like who I like, but too many people don't know what they like and are swept away by the tide of soiled underwear in the name of the staple Smark favourites.

Thanks again, King. Pure gold. All I can hear is a groaning audience and the commentators going, "Oh, my, Oh, my"

Sorry, I'm fairly new to this whole gaffes scene.

I like Show, Kane and A-Train and you know what to do if you don't like that.

True. Explain further.

Thanks King. Does anyone have a clip because the one on that site seems to have expired.

Not quite, but you made me laugh...

QUOTE (Murmuring Beast @ Jun 18 2003, 02:20 PM) Did something like that not happen to Earthquake or Tugboat? No, I'm not a smark. tugboat is ottoman. Thanks for that

This guy rules and he accentuates the amount of saddos on this board that spend their days checking up the amount of selling that RvD does or what their favourite bit in Star Trek is. And I think he has backed his statements up really well. This line is the funniet I've seen in a while: Besides it don't matter that Bull is a shitty actor, cos he is playing a shitty actor. Pure class.

Did something like that not happen to Earthquake or Tugboat? No, I'm not a smark.

What was Ottman's big fuck up anyway?

Sunnavabitch.

God must like Satan because God loves everyone.

God must like Satan because God loves everyone.