In the school where I have just left, which is Catholic, by the way, there was this religous teacher who was just a bully and turned me off religion for good.
1. He dismissed Darwinism by saying, "I'm no' related to Jimmy the monkey from the nearby Zoo"
2. He said that the bible wasn't supposed to be taken literally.
Of course, the second one made me laugh the hardest. The book was written 2000 years ago for ignorants and by ignorants and now he is trying to go back on these people's words by saying "Oh, no, they didn't mean that"
Yes they did, Tom, and it's all in there. Killing blasphemours, stoning folk to death. Kinda like Afghanistan, but you weren't exactly condoning that, were you?
Oh, and just so I can get this off my chest and I hope no one is offended ...
"FUCK, YOU, TOM HUGHES. YOU ARE A BULLY WHO GETS OFF ON INTIMIDATING CHILDREN. YOU ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE A SAD FUCKER"