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Murmuring Beast

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  1. No, I just got the image of a huge box of toys covered in shit and sticky.
  2. The table match I would give **** because it's just a silly, fun match.
  3. I don't like the way he's bent over there.
  4. Too bad they ain't in their packagaing, then it'd be a different story. I was shaking with laughter - so damn funny.
  5. Must be about how to get into Gay porn.
  6. I only need Up to complete the collection, and it's their worst. I only got into REM about 6 months ago and since then been on a mission to get all their albums at schoolboy prices.
  7. Get that man some damn cake!
  8. *Applause*
  9. I got 117 points in that Basketball game in the arcades.
  10. Gunn is cool, pure and simple.
  11. I hope that that scenario isn't no-sold because I was crying whilst writing it.
  12. This has been discussed.
  13. Wow, what a company man.
  14. He's common - that's enough. Pack as many in as possible.
  15. Scenario: JR comes out to the ring with a bandage over his face. "I've come out here, folks, to announce my retirement from the wrestling business. 30 years has been a long time, but it's just not worth it anymore. I've been injured quite often these last few years, and my family want me to stop. When I was burned by Kane the other week I realized that I now have to stop. It's not right to see the ones I love being hurt so often by what I do. (Boos) -Glass Breaks- Austin comes down "What the hell are you doin', Jim? Quitting? Hell, you're the best there ever was and will be. Why are you quiting?" JR: "Because, Steve, it's finished." Austin:" What - you're gonna quit because Kane burned you, is that it? Jim? Answer me!" JR: -shakes head- "You don't get it Steve, do you? -starts to cry- When I was rolling around in agony, where were you, Steve? Where were you? You walked out on the company. What about me? I thought we were friends. I was at your bedside when you had spinal surgery. I helped to get you back. Where were you, Steve, for me. Huh? Answer me that? Austin: Jim, I'm sorry. JR: Well sorry doesn't cut it anymore, Steve. I'm leaving the company. Don't try and stop me. Austin: Come on, Jim, rethink, please, I'm begging you - cries- Jim, come back. *** Now you think that might be a wee bit out of a character, but if you really want to hype something you've got to break Austin.
  16. I think a JR heel turn is in order here. Have him shockingly allign with Kane. Yea, I'm Russo.
  17. Dead Letter Office, Document, Reckoning - REM Wild Honey, Today, Summer Days and Summer Nights!!!, Smiley Smile, Beach Boys Live at the Knebworth - The Beach Boys Yes, I am addicted.
  18. I was the "B" team player of the year in 96/97 playing as goalkeeper. I've been in the papers, radio and tv because I help a blind man on football (sawker) match days and commentate for him. I came 3rd place in a sports writing contest two years ago. Meh. I'm not 18 yet.
  19. Alrighty. Will I bring cake?
  20. Subtract 2.
  21. There should definetly be a Scottish stable. Holler to me, all you Scots! Och aye! /stereotype mode off.
  22. I should be in the A Team because I.. Defend wrestlers who get shit from Smark sheep I've been on this board since the beginning and beyond I really couldn't give a shit about any of you
  23. They do.
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