Silence

You called it.

Because WWE wants half the roster to look the same.

That's what I was thinking. This is the most interesting he's been since 97-98ish. This beats Wolfpac Sting by a mile. On another note, why is it that some Knockouts like ODB, Christy Hemme, etc. get to keep their names, yet every other Knockout has their name changed when they debut?

I'd laugh if they used the Yui version.

"I'm all grown up -- NOW!"

It's taking Dibiase Jr. too long to grow a beard like his dad.

Is Abyss supposed to be bi? This lovable Abyss shit is awful.

*crosses fingers*

I wish WWE.com would get a video player that doesn't stay at the "loading" prompt all the time for me. Not every content there ends up on Youtube. Edit: It's on Youtube now.

Jimmy Wang Yang winning the WWE title. Obviously not happening though.

"We don't allow worms in the Palace of Wisdom."

As long as Benjamin doesn't cut a promo before the match.

Fixed.

How sad, Victoria's last match jobbing to the heatless Michelle McCool.

Bob Barron finally capitalized his name.

Cody still wants his bike back.

I've been calling him "The Bore Machine" for a while now.

It's really too bad WWE cut the more talented half of Kaientai years ago.

Rhaka Khan needs to stay out of the ring.

Damn it.

32, but he looks 10 years older.

"My Worrrlllld!"

That damn Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia movie WWE keeps shoving down our throats.

You get to keep $50 because D-Lo was released today.

There should have been one for Adamle before he left.